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199: Master Lin's leather, it really was Master Lin who did it

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"

"I'll drop a pangu maiden, the fifth-level typhoon went to the island country, is it really what Master Lin did?"

"Hahaha, I said before that it must be Master Lin who did it, otherwise why would you turn around halfway?

"This... This f*ck is also amazing, isn't it, a Category 5 typhoon can be reversed with human power and sent from Fumen to Na-goya?"

"I can prove that what Master Lin said is true, because I was sent away - a Category 5 typhoon."

"I can also prove that what Master Lin said is true, because I am in the Pacific Ocean, and the Category 5 typhoon passed by me at that time. 35

"I can also prove that what Master Lin said is true, because I am Fumen, I was terrified when the fifth-level typhoon came, and finally Master Lin called me and said that the fifth-level typhoon was sent away, and sure enough …”

Many fans focused their attention on a Category 5 typhoon.

And many other fans focused their attention on the first building of the Dharma Academy:

"Dharma Academy? It sounds like it's an organization of our Xia Kingdom.

"As an industry insider, I can tell you that Bodhidharma is the Buddhist practice organization of Xia Guo.

"Fuck, as an organization of the Xia Kingdom, it actually reported to the island country, this is something that people do, and there is no national righteousness?"

"Hehe, the family itself is a foreign religion passed down from Tianzhu, what is the righteousness of the nation?"

"That's right, if you meet the benefits, you will have a relationship with my Buddha. If you don't have the benefits, you can run faster than anyone else."

"Master Lin, why didn't you kill the first one?"

"Yes, yes, let him go to see the Buddha. 35

"See Buddha +1!

"+10086..."

a time.

The fans in the live broadcast room were excited.

Many excited fans wanted Lin Xuan to kill the first block of Bodhidharma.

Lin Xuan shook his head:

"Killing the first one will not kill the first one.

"I won't be able to level the Moyun Cave of the Bodhidharma Institute. It is only by raising the first of the Bodhidharma Institute to maintain life like this."

"The first one of the Bodhidharma Academy said that it sounds good when it has a fate with my Buddha. I really like the first one of the Bodhidharma Academy..."

"Wow haha.

"666, I didn't see that Master Lin was still a joker."

"Hahaha, love love, I didn't find that Master Lin still has this attribute.

"Master Lin is right, it's fun to kill the first one and keep it as a dog."

"Everyone keeps cats and dogs, at most a bear, Master Lin is amazing, and directly raises the first one..."

After Lin Xuan said Che Guevara's classic phrase, the fans in the live broadcast room were boiling.

After a short chat, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room has almost reached its peak, and the number of people online has reached more than 700,000.

After joking, Lin Xuan laughed and said: "Okay, whoever wants to make a fortune, quickly post a barrage! 35

"I am me." 9

"Choose me, I'm your wife.""

"Master Lin chose me, my house is haunted."

"Master Lin, I have a magic weapon for you."

"Master Lin, we have a rat demon to harm people.

"Master Lin, I've been dreaming recently that someone is asking me for money..."

While the fans were frantically surfing the barrage, Lin Xuan was also quickly flipping through the wordless book.

After reading for a while.

Lin Xuan finally locked a nickname: Zheng Butcher

"..."

Video invitation.

Video link.

The link was successful.

Appearing in front of the camera is a man in his early forties.

This man had Cheng Liang's bald head, a pair of savage triangular eyes, and a flat face, looking like a butcher.

Now, there is a meat stall in front of this man, and the stall is full of pork, duck, chicken, fish...

"Fuck, this old man looks very fierce.

"As a girl, I don't even dare to buy meat from this big brother. 55

"Tsk tsk, it looks like a butcher from this face, what kind of meat do you come to sell without killing pigs?

After seeing the man's face, fans in the live broadcast room complained one after another.

Lin Xuan's tone was calm: "Butcher Zheng, what do you want to be?

"You give me the calculation first, I think your calculation is accurate?" Butcher Zheng replied with a pouted lip.

"it is good!"

Lin Xuan agreed and began to calculate:

"Your name is Zheng Hu, you are 35 years old now, and you only have a primary school education. 35

"You were born in an extremely remote mountain village. Your parents are still alive, but your grandparents and grandparents are no longer alive."5

"In your childhood, your family was very poor, and when you were twelve years old, you were worried about your life and almost died!"

Zheng Hu didn't care at first.

But as Lin Xuan said more and more, Zheng Hu's eyes lit up, showing an extremely shocked expression: "Yes, yes, Master Lin, you are so right, how do you know everything."

Lin Xuan chuckled: "Now, can we forget it?"

"Ok, Ok!

Zheng Hu answered quickly, and then added:

"Master, I am in trouble."

"Although I sell meat cheaply, my business is still average, and it all depends on a major customer being the company's purchase, and importing all kinds of meat from me.

"But since this week, that big customer has neither come to my stall to buy meat, nor has I bought meat again."

"I called him and he didn't even answer the phone, or just hung up.

"Say hello to him at the market and he pretends he doesn't know me."

"I want to ask Master Lin, where did I offend him?"

heard.

Lin Xuan didn't rush to answer, but looked at the live broadcast room: "Water friends, guess what's going on? 35

"It must be short of two pounds, right?

"Yes yes yes, or there is a problem with the quality of the meat!"

"I suspect that Zheng Hu has offended someone, someone is trolling him!"

"Could it be that the leader of the purchaser arranged a new purchase channel?"

"We can't guess, Master Lin, please tell me. 35

"Yes, yes, please ask Master Lin to quickly clear up your doubts.

"Wow, please satisfy my curiosity..."

After getting no answer for a long time, fans in the live broadcast room urged Lin Xuan to solve the truth quickly.

Lin Xuan also smiled slightly, looked at Zheng Hu, and said lightly: "Think about it, is there something wrong with your words and deeds? 55

·For flowers

"No...no!"

"I've always been outspoken and carefree in everything I do."

“In the beginning, the buyer did not buy from me, but from an acquaintance. 35

"But you know, acquaintances sometimes trick acquaintances, which is even harder than tricking strangers. He was tricked several times, reprimanded by the boss, and almost lost Gao for you to do because of this, so he didn't buy from acquaintances.

"In the end, because we can chat very well, and our grades are similar, the children are still in the same school.

"That's why he asked me to buy, and we all became friends in the end. I don't know why he didn't come if he didn't come. 35

Zheng Hu first shook his head with a dazed expression, and then he told the story of himself and the purchaser completely and completely, with a proud look in his words.

Lin Xuan glanced at the other party with pity, and said lightly: "Think again, what happened last time when he bought meat from your stall?"

After listening to Lin Xuan's words, Zheng Hu tilted his head to think for a while, but still looked puzzled:

"No... nothing happened.

"He likes cats and dogs, and he is worried about some cat food and dog food on the Internet, but also to save money."

"So, I choose to come to my stall one afternoon every week to buy some stale and cheap chicken and duck racks for cats and dogs to eat. 35

"I want to give it to him for free, but he is very principled and always buys it at the original price.

"That day was like usual, chatted with me a few times, bought a chicken and duck rack and left, nothing happened?

Lin Xuan sneered: "Nothing really happened?"

Zheng Hu spread his hands: "I swear to God, nothing really happened."

Lin Xuan's tone was rather dull: "If I remember correctly, when the buyer bought stale chicken and duck, did an old man come to buy meat?

Zheng Hu frowned and pondered for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands with an excited look on his face: "Yes, yes, Master Lin is really immortal, I can even figure out what I almost forgot, an old man did come to buy meat at that time.

Lin Xuan said lightly:

"At that time, the old man came to buy meat, carefully picked up some of the worst quality, and even slightly spoiled meat, and asked you: [Young man, these meats have spoiled, can they be cheaper?] 35

"Then, your answer is to stare, point at the buyer, and scolded the old man: [You old turtle, people know how to choose the right ones for cats and dogs, but you're still chirping when you eat them.]

"[I'm selling my meat cheaply because it's not good. You fucking let me be cheap. Stop eating meat and eat shit!]"

"After you finished scolding, the old man stared at you in astonishment and did not turn around for a long time. 55

"It is precisely because of this that the purchaser was extremely disgusted with you, so he changed to another purchaser.

"Now, do you know why?

"Do you still feel wronged?"

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