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607: Deformed love is really embarrassing

The water friends joked:

"Programmers I guess. 35

"Reporter: Is it tiring to be a programmer? Programmer: If you are not tired, your hair will fall out in your twenties.

"Don't get sick.

"Obviously looking at the handsome bald head, I shaved it myself."

"How good is the bald head, you don't need to wash your hair, and you save money on haircuts."5

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The bald guy didn't get angry in the face of ridicule, but smiled: "I think back then, I was also a handsome guy with long hair."

"Who knows, this year, the hair falls so fast that it becomes bald all of a sudden."

"It's my honor to be selected by Master Lin, I just wanted to ask Master Lin if I can give me a talisman to restore my hair.

Lin Xuan pinched his fingers and shook his head: "Your name is Ying Xiaolong, you are a sophomore today, you were still a young man with long hair in your freshman year, but your hair has fallen out since your freshman year. Soon, even if you can't get rid of the drugs that you use to increase the amount of hair, it will continue to fall out, and it will even fall out faster and faster.

Ying Xiaolong was pleasantly surprised: "Master Lin, you are really a god, anyway, I don't believe you searched for my information in advance.

"Then can you help me change my hair back?"

"It's not urgent, I have to help you figure out why your hair is falling out." Lin Xuan half-smiled.

"Why is this?" Ying Xiaolong was puzzled.

Nothing happened to him this year, and he didn't do anything bad.

Lin Xuan said, "You dated one girlfriend during the year.""

Ying Xiaolong was startled, he often watched Lin Xuan's live broadcast, he knew what Lin Xuan meant, and was anxious: "Master Lin, this... I can't believe she treats me like this, isn't she sincere to me? ?

Netizens were also stunned:

"Is this being killed by my girlfriend? 35

"I suspect that the girlfriend is a man.

"It's very likely."

"Haha! It's a strange world, regardless of gender." 5

"This university is free, and the gender is not clear.

“College students today are really parallel imports. 35

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Ying Xiaolong explained: "No, she must be a woman, I saw it with my own eyes, not the shemale you said."

Lin Xuan consoled: "Don't get excited, I said she was a woman. 35

Ying Xiaolong was calm.

If his girlfriend is a woman, he doesn't have to live.

It made him more uncomfortable than his girlfriend hurt him.

But when he thought that his girlfriend would harm him, his mind kept spinning.

He patted his head hard and said, "Could it be that there is something wrong with the shampoo and hair restorer she gave me?"

"A few months after I fell in love with her, she suddenly sent me shampoo, saying that it was a big brand she liked, and after I used it, my hair had fragrance on it, and she liked me more.

"I didn't think about it, I just used it!"

"Master Lin, it wouldn't be like this, would it?"

Ying Xiaolong ran to the bathroom and brought a bottle of black shampoo with no words on it.

Netizens eat melons:

"Three no products dare to use, really big heart.

"Maybe it wasn't her intention... it was just a problem with the product.

"Don't use it, it's more expensive to switch to a big brand."

"Hair tonics are fake, and the hair is getting thinner.

The more Ying Xiaolong listened, the more reasonable it became. His girlfriend had no reason to harm him.

If he was going to hurt him, why didn't he break up with him when he was bald?

Lin Xuan saw his thoughts and said:

"Don't think about it, it's the problem with this bottle of shampoo, and there's also a problem with the generator.

"Your girlfriend did it on purpose."

"Why?!" Ying Xiaolongru was struck by lightning.

"Think about it.""

"I can't imagine.

Lin Xuan said helplessly: "I don't know how you died.

"Okay, let me tell you, did you fall in love with another beautiful woman after dating her for a few months?"

Ying Xiaolong was startled, he didn't want to admit it, but in front of Lin Xuan, he didn't dare not admit it: "Yes, you can scold me, I just changed my mind, I'm a scumbag."5

Netizens:

"Look at your bald head, forget it, stop scolding."

"Haha, so that's what your girlfriend did to prevent you from cheating.

"You can't cheat when you're bald. (Surprise)

'Thank you 980 your girlfriend for not kicking you away after turning bald.

‘Can you provide your girlfriend’s contact information, don’t get me wrong, I just want to buy shampoo and hair restorer from her. "5

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Ying Xiaolong collapsed: "Master Lin, is it really my girlfriend who did it? 35

Lin Xuan nodded: "That's the result of my fortune-telling.

Ying Xiaolong was angry: "I'm so pissed off, why did she do this!"

"This is deformed love, we are in free love, how can we force it."

"Okay, even if I change my mind, I haven't cheated, I plan to break up and cheat again! 35

Lin Xuan was speechless.

Ying Xiaolong did have some problems, but it was inconvenient for him to intervene in emotional matters, and he just said:

"Let's not talk about your hair first, in fact, I think your girlfriend has done a good job, and you think that girl is not suitable for you. 35

Ying Xiaolong's eyes were strange: "Master Lin, you are not trying to deceive me on purpose, I think that girl is a very simple and good girl.