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093: Really, Mr. Dong was scared to pee

"Yes! 1"

As soon as this word comes out!

Fans in the live broadcast room were scared to pee, and they slammed the barrage:

"Fuck, f*ck, I'm scared to pee."

"Is this... you admit it so readily?"

"I f*ck, so arrogant? Directly admit to raising a kid?

"Tsk tsk tsk, I want to ask now, is Dong Longmen afraid?

"Are you blind, didn't you see Dong Longmen's cold sweat coming out?

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The charming young woman is Xu Xiner.

When Xu Xiner admitted to raising a kid.

Dong Longmen was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat and showed a frightened expression: "Xiner...you..."

"Just kidding, where did you go?" Xu Xiner smiled tenderly, but a gloom flashed in the depths of her eyes.

Hearing that he was joking, Dong Longmen's face looked a little better, and he was afraid that he would breathe a sigh of relief in his chest before saying, "Xin Er, it really scared me to death.

"Name: Xu Xiner!"

"Age: 23!

"Inheritance of the teacher: The head-turning teacher of Songchai in Bangkok.

Suddenly, Lin Xuan in the live room spoke up.

Xu Xiner didn't care when she heard the name and age.

You can hear the words "undertaken from Bangkok Songchai Descending Master".

唰‥…

Xu Xiner, who was still smiling just now, suddenly became extremely nervous and flustered.

But immediately, Xu Xiner reacted, her tone trembling: "You... what are you talking about, why can't I understand it? 99

"Hehe, don't you understand? 35

"Then I'll say a few more words, maybe you can understand."

"The little ghost you made is called [Yuanyang Ghost], and it is made from dead babies of men and women.

"Babies at different birthdays have different effects of refining the mandarin duck ghosts. A good mandarin duck ghost is not only not easy to fight back, but the effect is even better."

"In order to refine this pair of mandarin duck ghosts, you lurked in Bangkok's largest confinement center, looking for a suitable carrier for mandarin duck ghosts.

"These two babies did not die, they were killed by your secret manipulation.

"The parents buried the dead baby, and you dug it up..."

Lin Xuan is still going through some details.

Xu Xiner was calm on the surface, but her heart was already overturned.

She is an authentic master descending head, and the ghosts she refines are extremely small.

Even some famous masters, standing in front of her, may not be able to see that she is raising a kid.

In front of this little Taoist priest who is only ten years old, can he actually see it?

Moreover, this little Taoist not only saw that she was refining the type of little devil.

Do you even know where the ingredients come from?

hiss……

Is it so amazing?

How could this make her not startled?

but……

She is now flourishing in the entertainment industry.

If it is really exposed to raise a kid, it will definitely be banned.

So, no matter what, you must not admit to raising little devils!

After making the decision, Xu Xiner's eyes became firm, and she said lightly: "Master Lin, right? I don't understand what you are saying at all. 99

Dong Longmen also frowned: "Master Lin, my wife is a serious person. I hope you don't talk nonsense. If it affects her acting career, I will take legal measures!"

As soon as this word comes out!

Lin Xuan was not in a hurry, but some old fans were in a hurry:

"Grass, a dog biting Lv Dongbin is not a good person. 99

"You're an idiot, when did Master Lin say you missed it?

"I suddenly thought of a sentence [Ghost in the Heart], which is probably what it means.

"Haha, Xu Xiner probably doesn't know how powerful Master Lin is yet, so she's just waiting to be slapped in the face.

"Sit and wait to be slapped in the face +1!"

"Sit and wait to be slapped in the face +11086..."

Except for old fans.

There are also many new fans in the live room.

In particular, some fans who like Xu Xiner have spoken for Xu Xiner:

"Master Lin, you can't make a mistake, can you?

"Yes, Xu Xiner is a popular star, how could she raise a kid?" "?"

"That is, Xu Xiner has made so many movies and TV series, she is so beautiful and beautiful, how can she be so cruel? 35

"I think, Master Lin may have collected money, so I'm here to blackmail Xu Xiner..."

for a while!

Fans who support Lin Xuan and Xu Xiner are arguing in the live broadcast room.

Lin Xuan ignored the disputes in the live broadcast room, but looked at Xu Xiner and said lightly: "Don't you want to admit it?39

"Admit what?"

Xu Xiner opened her big eyes and looked very innocent.

Dong Longmen put his hand on Xu Xiner's shoulder and said proudly, "That is, my wife doesn't keep ghosts at all!"

Seeing this, Lin Xuan was no longer polite, and used his words to follow the law: "Dong Longmen, the little devil who resides on you has already manifested, so he will squat on your shoulders!

"What shoulder?

"You are talking nonsense!

Dong Longmen made a perfunctory sound without even looking at his shoulders.

18......

Fans are on camera.

I saw a baby the size of a kitten, squatting on Dong Longmen's right shoulder.

This baby was very troubled, and there was no hair on his head, but there were some blood vessels that were bulging.

The baby's entire face was blood red, the corners of his mouth extended to his cheeks, and his eyes were blood red, with a strong resentment.

After seeing this scene!

Fans were scared to pee, and hurriedly reminded in the live broadcast room:

"Mom, what a kid?

"I'm a jerk, what a kid?"

"I'm so scared to pee, are there really ghosts in this world?"

"Woooooo, Boss Dong, hurry up and look at your shoulder, you're scared to pee.

"Mr. Dong, look at your shoulder..."

"..."

a time.

The entire live room was reminding Dong Longmen to look at his right shoulder.

Dong Longmen looked at his right shoulder impatiently, just to see the kid turn his head to look at him.

I saw that the little devil's blood-red eyes were full of viciousness, his whole body had turned bright red like blood at this moment, and the blood vessels on his face were protruding, looking extremely ferocious and terrifying!

"hiss…

After seeing the kid.

Dong Longmen gasped in fright and almost fainted.

Under the conditioned reflex, Dong Longmen jumped up in fright, shaking his shoulders violently, trying to throw the kid off.

A...

No matter how he shakes.

The kid seemed to be stuck to his shoulder, but he couldn't shake it.

However, because of the shaking of Dong Longmen, the little ghost felt a little bumpy, and the expression on his little face was even more sinister.

"..."

The kid opened his mouth wide.

The corners of the left and right sides of the mouth were cracked to the base of the ears.

The baby itself has no teeth, but this little devil's mouth is full of sharp teeth like a knife.

"Crack..."

The kid bit Dong Longmen's face in one bite, and then tore it off.

"what……"

There was no scar on Dong Longmen's face, but he felt a piercing pain and couldn't help screaming.

After taking a bite.

The kid seemed to have tasted something sweet.

In a pair of resentful eyes, bloodthirsty ecstasy appeared, hugging Dong Longmen's neck tightly, opening his bloody mouth.

"..."

Another bite.

"AB"

Dong Longmen screamed in pain again, and cold sweat oozes from his forehead.

Under the severe pain, Dong Longmen jumped up and down in the room, shouting: "Help, help, Master help..."

Seeing Dong Longmen shouting for help.

Lin Xuan did not panic at all. Instead, he introduced to the fans in the live broadcast room leisurely:

"This little ghost belongs to the ghost body. 35

"Only when Dong Longmen is asleep will the little ghost enter his dreamland and gnaw at his soul.

"But because in the dream, the consciousness is in chaos, so the pain is not very strong."

"But under my spell, the little ghost manifested and was woken up by Dong Longmen, so he bit the soul of Dong Longmen. 35

"Each bite will cause Dong Longmen to experience a pain similar to a broken bone, and..."

The popular science of Lin Xuan's leisurely wandering.

The fans in the live broadcast room were in a hurry, and they posted barrages one after another:

"Master Lin, although I listen to your popular science, if you don't do anything, Dong Longmen will be cold. 35

"Yes, yes, Master Lin, look, the color of Dong Longmen's painful face has changed, and the sound of slaughtering pigs can be heard."

"Master Lin, help me solve it, I think Dong Longmen is dying of pain."5

"Tsk, isn't it going to hurt to death? The kid has taken several bites now, and he's broken one bite at a time. 99

"Damn, it hurts just thinking about it, Master Lin, hurry up and save people..."

a time.

All the fans in the live room are persuading Lin Xuan to save people.

Lin Xuan didn't care: "Who are you saving, don't you remember that my talk with Dong Longmen broke down?"

"I arranged the Taoist temple into a primary Tianji Mountain. 35

"If you want to upgrade to an intermediate-level Tianji Mountain in the future, you must have an eye."

"Mr. Dong Longmen's Bingshi Baoshan is just right. I just said to give me the Bingshi Baoshan. I will help him deal with the kid, and I will also help you two."

"But he doesn't agree, what can I do?"

To the end!

Lin Xuan spread his hands, showing a look that doesn't blame me.

Dong Longmen's meeting was so painful that he felt like he had broken a bone every time he took a bite.

Hearing Lin Xuan asking for the iceberg gem, he immediately seemed to grab a life-saving straw and immediately shouted:

"Give, give."

"Promise, promise, promise."

"I'm going to die, I'm going to die, Master save me, save me...

Seeing that Dong Longmen agreed, Lin Xuan no longer ink.

"..."

Lin Xuan grabbed a piece of yellow paper from the table.

"Shhhhh...

Lin Xuan used a pen to write his birthday on yellow paper.

The original ordinary yellow paper, after being written with the birthday characters, actually filled with thick black air.

""

Lin Xuan's dark yellow paper was thrown into the air.

The next moment, the thick black mist that appeared on the yellow paper quickly gathered.

In the blink of an eye, the black fog converged into a slap-sized ferocious kid.

Big head, small body, blood-red eyes, protruding blood vessels on the top of the head, split to the mouth at the base of the ears.

This image is exactly the same as the kid who entangled Dong Longmen.

See this scene.

Fans who have been under the influence of science since childhood, did not watch Lin Xuan's action, and countless people sent barrage:

"."Fuck, f*ck, there is black mist on the yellow paper, is this magic?"

"My God, the yellow paper that was bubbling with black mist actually flew into the air and levitated by itself. Isn't it under Newton's control? Gravity failed?"

"Ah, who is pretending to be forceful, it's so dazzling, it's amazing enough that the black mist from the yellow paper is suspended in the air, and the black mist can even form a baby?"

"Let me go, you see, you see, how can the baby formed by the black mist be so similar to the kid who is entangled in Dong Longmen, could it be... that is the spirit of the kid?"

"Cowhide, Master Lin is too cowhide."

"Isn't it true, foreigners can use magic at most. Master Lin uses magic directly, so I will ask if you are afraid?"

Fans exclaimed.

On the other side, Xu Xiner was also stunned.

At this moment, Xu Xiner is looking at you with an unbelievable expression, looking at Lin Xuan's operation like a ghost, and the shock in her heart almost overturned her celestial cover!

This……

This little priest!

What is the identity?

Just through the video, can you make the kid manifest?

A piece of yellow paper, a few strokes of cinnabar, and just a few strokes, can the spirit of the kid be summoned?

Xu Xiner was in a strong shock when she suddenly saw Lin Xuan take out a mahogany sword and slash at the pocket kid made of black mist.

"ABAJ..."

The pocket kid condensed from the black mist exploded immediately after a shrill scream.

See this scene!

The live broadcast room was shocked:

"Fuck you, cowhide!"

"Damn, is this a movie?"

"I'm American, is this your (is it) movie special effects? It's better than Hollywood special effects!

"Silly foreigner, we are spells, you don't understand.

"Yes, silly foreigner, still learn more about the culture of the Xia Kingdom!"

Some fans mocked foreigners.

Other fans put their eyes on Dong Longmen's shoulders.

I saw the little devil lying on Dong Longmen's right shoulder, so good, it seemed that he was still biting Dong Longmen, and Dong Longmen was screaming continuously.

see.

Fans were stunned:

"What... what's the situation? 35

"Master Lin slashed a sword, doesn't it work?

"Is this kid so strong? He was slashed with a sword, but is he still alright?"

"Master Lin, what's the situation?

Just when fans questioned.

Xu Xiner was laughing wildly, with a ferocious and arrogant face:

"I still want to kill my little devil."

"This mandarin duck ghost was made by my master, and it belongs to the existence of immortality and immortality!"

"Even if you can kill some of the spirits, as long as your body doesn't die, you can recover in an instant!

"I advise you not to waste your time and not be embarrassed."

"Today you ruined my acting career, in the future my master..."

Before Xu Xiner could finish speaking, she suddenly heard the sound of broken porcelain.

""

"Crack..."

"click...towel"

"Card rub rub... 35

Xu Xiner was startled, and looked at the source of the sound of the broken porcelain.

I saw the little devil who was biting Dong Longmen, and he had kept a posture and remained motionless.

and……

There are cracks all over the kid's body.

The cracks are getting more and more dense.

"Puchi..."

After the little ghost was covered with micron-scale cracks, it turned into fly ash and fell down!

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