Live fortune telling, this Taoist priest talks about science

Luhai City, Middle Street.

"Apprentice, don't move around here, go back as soon as you go for the teacher.

"Master, are you going to the red light district again

?" "What's that?" "

I just saw that lady hand you a card. There

was a moment of silence.

Li Fengan sat in front of the stall, expressionless and looked at the old man with a red neck not far away.

I thought that the old man would feel a little guilty because of this, but the old man's face changed: "I'm shameless, I'm just going!"

Li Fengan was helpless.

If it weren't for the sect's inability to make ends meet, he would really not be able to open the pot, and it would be absolutely impossible for him to take this master down the mountain to set up a stall to make money.

The old thing is not serious, Li Fengan can't do it.

Who made him the next head of the sect?

With such a big family, he has to carry it.

Back at the stall, Li Fengan shouted at the top of his voice.

"Don't miss it when you pass by, ask for medical advice, fortune telling, divination, mathematics, physics and chemistry, astronomy and geography, marriage and wealth, you can ask anything.

Fifty-one times, Tong Su is not bullied, and he is not allowed to ask for money. "

......

At the entrance of the street, the man who opened the live broadcast was smiling on the surface, but there was suffering in his heart.

The man's name is Ye Wude, an online anchor, relying on fake academic qualifications and using some scientific knowledge that the audience can't understand, to fight fake charlatans on the streets, and gain millions of fans.

Still relying on this gimmick tonight, Ye Wude started the live broadcast.

However, due to the increasing number of his fans, there are no more gods in Luhai City who set up stalls.

In the past few days, hundreds of thousands of fans have been lost, which has made him exhausted.

Just as he was frowning, a shout in the distance attracted Ye Wude's attention.

"Longwu Mountain God Calculation?!" Ye Wude came to his senses, and immediately pointed the mobile phone camera at Li Fengan's booth.

"Family, I'm going to fight this fake today, it's still the same as before, it must be his signboard, so that he can run away, and the gift will be brushed up. "

Oh!NICE, there's another good show.

[I thought I had to broadcast it early today, just like before.]

[Anyway, it's been so fierce these days, and there are gods who dare to come out? Crazy him!]

The few barrages in the live broadcast room instantly increased, and small gifts were also frequently lit up.

Tonight, the bar booth has landed again! Ye Wude was overjoyed in his heart, and trotted to Li Fengan's booth and sat down.

Seeing the guests, Li Fengan immediately sat down and said with a smile: "This handsome guy, what is the matter?" "

Aren't you a fortune teller? Ye Wude directly followed the previous process.

First ask the name, then the job, and finally the family.

Often the first problem comes down, and he can start to overturn the other party's stall.

Li Fengan smiled, picked up the QR code from the table and handed it out: "Fifty." "

Hahaha, this guy doesn't know what awaits him yet.

[He can take this fifty, and whether he can eat it or not will be said.

[I haven't found anyone to fight fake for so many days, Boss Ye is estimated to be in a panic, and so on may not be able to solve it with five hundred. Watching

the familiar plot of the past be staged, the audience in the live broadcast room was enthusiastic, and the people who were originally dozing off came to their senses.

After all, the feeling of pointing at other people's noses and scolding my mother and flipping the table is so refreshing.

Ye Wude was very refreshed and took out another mobile phone to scan the code.

'Ding, collect fifty.

Now let's talk about it. Ye Wude disdained to speak.

Anyway, even if the fifty is put away first, and so on, he overturns his stall and pretends to call the police, so he has to let this guy take out a thousand yuan to settle the account.

"Your surname is Ye. Li Fengan said quickly.

[Ah, something is wrong, why didn't he pinch his fingers

?] [Also, how did he know that the boss's surname was Ye

?] [How did I smell a hint of the script?]

There are frequent question marks in the live broadcast room.

This is completely different from the plot flow they have seen before.

Ye Wude was also dumbfounded, stunned in place for a long time and couldn't say a word.

Could it be that he really met someone who has a way? Ye Wude was puzzled in his heart.

But he soon cleared up the doubt.

What kind of society is there now, this kind of magic stick is a lie, and science is the only truth.

Although he thought so in his heart, Ye Wude still asked unwillingly: "How do you know what my surname is?"

Li Fengan smiled, did not speak, and put the QR code in front of him again.

[, a question fifty?!

] [Robber, he, this is better than me moving bricks. Ye

Wude was unhappy, but after all, he was already fifty years old, and there were so many people watching in the live broadcast room, he couldn't lose face.

Take out your phone and pay again.

'Ding, collect fifty.

Li Fengan smiled and took out his mobile phone from under the table, and Ye Wude's live broadcast was playing on it.

"People nearby just brushed it. [

......]

[hahaha...... It's okay too.

[No, my stomach and

face hurt a little!] [Why does my face hurt?

] [I laughed too loudly, and my wife gave me a slap.] Ye

Wude's face darkened.

However, after this incident, he concluded in his heart that the person in front of him must be a charlatan, and it was just luck.

"Come again!" Ye Wude scanned the code fifty more.

[The other party is not stupid, he must have run away if he got cheap, how can he continue.

[Yes, if I were him, I would have earned a hundred from Boss Ye, and I would have kept the stall, and I would be able to blow it for a year.

[He definitely didn't dare to play anymore.] The

people in the live broadcast room have the same thoughts as Ye Wude.

Li Fengan was just lucky, and he definitely didn't dare to continue.

Unexpectedly, Li Fengan didn't mean to leave at all, but continued: "What else do you ask?" "

The live broadcast room has been brushed by Li Fengan, and I can't ask about work.

Ye Wude is not stupid, and skips directly to the next question.

Family.

"Please sir, where is my father?" Ye Wude said.

[If this can be calculated, I will directly wash my hair upside down.

[Even we haven't seen Boss Ye's house, let alone his family.

[Let's make a prediction, boss, we want to play too.] Ye

Wude also looked confident.

He didn't believe anyone could answer this question.

He has always been outdoors when he starts broadcasting, and he hasn't even exploded in which community his home is.

Even if he guessed, he didn't believe anyone could guess.

"Vacation in the USA. Li Fengan said directly.

"Hahaha, you god stick, finally let Lao Tzu see through it, I just came out, my dad just came home, how can I have a vacation in the United States!"

[Look at what I'm talking about, this god stick really doesn't know what to do.

[Yes, if you get cheap, you can leave, anyway, no one knows him, can't you just change places and continue to cheat? [It's

okay, the next part is our favorite part.] [

Flip the table!]

Everyone thought that Li Feng'an would be the same as the previous god stick, so frightened that he was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.

Unexpectedly, Li Fengan behaved very calmly, but said, "Perhaps, you should ask a different question?"

Ye Wude stopped his movements and squinted at Li Fengan.

"For example, you should ask.

Ye Wude was silent, his shaking eyes flashing with disbelief.

"That...... Where is my mother's husband now?"

[No, no!]

[Brothers, I want to smell a hint of gossip.

[Look at Boss Ye, his eyes have changed. Li

Fengan smiled and took out the QR code: "Fifty!".