Live Hokage! Let's Start With Naruto Breaking Up!

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Obito complained about the unknown object on the other half of his body, and at this moment White Zetsu spoke again: "Thanks to it, you can survive without eating or drinking."

"I think you should be grateful for it instead..."

But at this moment White Zetsu, who would scroll, spoke, with his hands wrapped around his chest with a disgusted look on his face.

"Really, we don't want to mess with you!"

Speaking of which, he...she...forget it.

He pointed at Obito, "Your is an artificial body without emotions, and we are artificial humans!"

Pointing to himself again, he said proudly, "Someone with feelings!"

"And understands jokes better than you!"

Scroll with arms akimbo White Zetsu hasn't stopped talking to himself.

"The vocabulary is richer and the brain is better than yours!"

Speaking of this, he suddenly paused slightly, and even the speed of speaking slowed down...

"Although I can't shit..."

Everyone in Obito was dumbfounded, "It's so noisy!" He looked at White Zetsu in front of him with disgust and scolded.

"Then why are you more advanced than me?"

Hearing this, the two White Zetsu turned their heads and glanced at each other, as if they had made up their minds.

"us!"

"Currently!"

"Watching you!!!"

After speaking, he gave himself a thumbs up and silently praised himself.

"Unanimous voice, what a shame! Discomfort!!!" Obito yelled at the two of them in a sudden fury.

"The reason why we help you recover..."

Crooked mouth White Zetsu didn't care about Obito's mood and attitude, just took the words and continued: "It's because Madara ordered that before he wakes up, I wish you to recover to the point where he can command you!"

【hooligan:! ! ! Scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, I have a name! My name is A Fei! 】

【White Zetsu: Exactly! I have a name too, my name is White Zetsu! 】

[Uchiha Madara: ...Actually, crooked mouth and scroll are quite nice. 】

【Senju Hashirama: Hahahaha, Madara, these two little things you raised are so cute! 】

【Ding! Named by the system, refuse to object! 】

White Zetsu, Ah Fei speechless...

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And the scroll White Zetsu looked at the crooked mouth. After White Zetsu put down his thumb, he silently raised another hand and gave a thumbs up!

"cut!"

"Let two puppet puppets who can only play tricks watch me, but I am sleeping on the side!"

Obito turned his head to look at the motor sitting on the chair in the distance with disdain. After saying this, he suddenly thought of something, and stretched out his left hand to hold it tightly.

"I must escape from here and find Rin and Kakashi!"

"Where can I get out?"

Obito said this and asked the two White Zetsu.

"There is no way out, there is no exit." Uzumaki White Zetsu waved his small hand, his tone slightly humorous.

"After ordering us to move you here, Madara blocked the gate with a large rock."

Obito carefully looked at the gate pointed by White Zetsu, and sure enough there was a huge stone blocking the gate.

"Hey! You actually blocked the door!!!"

Crooked mouth White Zetsu doesn't want to explain too much here, just change the subject directly.

"By the way, in your dream you kept calling 'Lin Lin Lin' endlessly..."

"Could it be that you want to go to Shangman to pick up the bell?"

Obito's stunned expression suddenly turned red, and his little face could fry an egg.

"There is also 'Baga Baga Baga' in the middle..."

Crooked mouth White Zetsu said this, Uzumaki quickly added: "Ah! Did you say 'Eight Ga Kakashi'?"

"Oh! Yes, yes, occasionally!"

"What is Eight Ga Kakashi?"

The two White Zetsu teased Obito wildly in front of Obito, we don't know if they really don't know or they don't know...

"Who knows? Why don't you just ask him?"

Obito turned from blushing to sweating profusely, which is a bit strange.

Did I still say this...

He looked at the two White Zetsu standing in front of the window and whispering, he felt very uncomfortable!

And at this moment, Scroll spoke, he raised his little hand and said politely: "That... can I ask a question?"

"Huh??!" Obito was impatient.

And Scroll's next sentence shocked Obito.

"That is, what does it feel like to want to take a shit?"

"Come and give me an example!"

He heard the conversation between the two, what about asking Kakashi?

"Isn't that stupid Kakashi's problem? How much do you guys struggle with poo!"

Crooked mouth speechless, why are you angry? Can't afford to joke about you!

"What... As for making such a big fuss..."

"Then I'll ask you about Rin and the idiot Kakashi later!"

But Obito didn't think so, he pointed at the scroll angrily, "Especially the circle here!"

"Can't shit but looks like shit..."

[ Uzumaki Naruto: ! ! ! Search Ga! It does look like it! I just said why I always feel... I always feel that the masked person looks like something! 】

Obito people are stupid, I complained about that hooligan!

I'm the one you're making fun of!

[Senju Tobirama: ...Describe ghosts, can you stop talking about such a disgusting topic? Let's eat! 】

[A Fei: Is that right? I look like shit, so shit is me? @止口come over and pull me! 】

[Crooked mouth:! ! My name is White Zetsu! ? ? ? It really changed me to a crooked mouth...]

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"I'm bothering you!"

After Obito said this, he asked with a crooked mouth: "Speaking of which, where have all the other white guys gone?"

Scroll, who was complained by Obito, silently gave him an inverted thumbs up!

This scroll is a real person, and the middle finger can't stand up.

"Um, go outside to collect information."

Obito was shocked when he heard this, "Eh!? Can you go outside?"

Crooked mouth said silently: "Because we can move in the soil."

Obito's hope that had just been raised suddenly disappeared, his face collapsed instantly, and he sighed, "What is this..."

"Put me in a place like this, and listen to your unintelligible words."

Scroll suddenly saluted Obito: "I'm sorry I shouldn't mention shit to you!"

"I didn't mean that!!!"

"It's what Madala said..."

"What cuts off cause and effect..."

Looking at the sleeping Uchiha Madara with a crooked mouth, he said, "Ah, Madara is not the type who is good at communicating with children."

"Well! To put it simply, it is to abandon the troubles in the real world and escape to all the beautiful dreams."

"In a dream?"

"Because it's a dream, everything can come true."

"It can even bring the dead back to life."

Scroll suddenly interrupted, "It is to use illusion to create a huge dream world~"

"Then let everyone go inside~"

But when he said this, he suddenly scratched the back of his head, "Rather than letting them in...in fact, it's more appropriate to force them in, hehe."

"And for a lifetime!"