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Jiraiya, oh no.

The old man looked around and saw that there was nothing unusual in the vicinity.

As if nothing had happened, he said to the aunt: "This area is very peaceful~"

The aunt is obviously also facing the young man in front of her, um...

Guys in their fifties are more friendly. After all, people with a smooth tongue must be more likable.

"Well, the reason why the fighting in the village disappeared is all thanks to Mr. Payne."

Aunt clasped her hands together, the earth exploded...

No, she closed her eyes, "I can't thank you enough, I can't thank you enough!"

Compared with Payne's rule over the village, their small country has a glimmer of vitality.

Maybe Penn is the bad guy, but it doesn't really matter that much to them.

"Paine?" Jiraiya said the name unconsciously.

"That's right, Lord Payne." God-tier suddenly became indifferent to the guerrilla writer in front of him who didn't know Lord Payne's name.

"What happened to Hanzō of the Salamander?"

As if she didn't hear it, the aunt put her hand next to her ear and asked, "What?"

【 Hanzō of the Salamander: Tsk tsk tsk, this kid's news is very tightly sealed! No one knows Laozi is dead until now? 】

【Senju Hashirama:...】

[Senju Tobirama: How do you feel that he is very proud? 】

【 Jiraiya: It shouldn't be, why did you die? 】

【Senju Tsunade: That's right, aren't you very strong? 】

[ Hanzō of the Salamander: I have been thinking about why I died since I died...I didn't realize it until two days ago! Originally, I didn't intend to besiege and kill those three people! But... the appearance of Shimura Danzō made me change my mind... So! The reason I will die is because of Shimura Danzō! 】

[Sarutobi Hiruzen:? ? ? Danzo again? 】

【Shimura Danzō: ...Me again? Forget it, I will take the blame...]

【 Uzumaki Nagato: Okay, so it was your old bastard who encouraged him to kill my Yahiko? 】

【Yahiko:? ? ? yours? ? ? 】

[Konan:? ? ? 】

[Jiraiya:? ? ? 】

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Jiraiya thought she didn't hear clearly, so she moved closer to her ear.

He said softly: "Sanjiao fish..."

It's just that before he could say all the names, he found that everyone around him was staring at him.

He realized that something was wrong, that Hanzō of the Salamander was supposed to be dead, and that he was the enemy of the current Payne...

In other words, his behavior has already aroused the vigilance of passers-by. Thinking of this, he hurriedly said goodbye to his aunt, "Auntie, I'm sorry."

After speaking, he trotted away without looking back.

Faced with this village that has been raining all the time, Jiraiya is really puzzled.

This rain...why does everyone take it for granted?

He ordered a cup of hot tea on the side of the road, but saw that there were many 'things' with wings like sunny dolls in this village.

"I kept you waiting~"

The waiter brought the hot tea, and Jiraiya took the opportunity to ask, "What is that?"

The waiter was a little confused, and then he looked at the direction Jiraiya pointed, and suddenly realized.

"That's Mr. Angel~"

"Don't you know?"

"Now, if you put Angel-sama's origami in front of the store for decoration, it is said that it will bring good luck~"

She said with a smile, every time she mentioned Lord Angel, her eyes narrowed and she laughed.

Jiraiya was silent and murmured, "Angel..."

Jiraiya took a sip of hot tea, replaying all the news she got today...

What's going on? Don't talk about splitting the country in two...

It's even unified, and the head of this Rain Shinobi Village...shouldn't it be Hanzō of the Salamander? Looks like it has to be looked into carefully here.

Suddenly his face changed and his eyes narrowed slightly!

It seemed that he had found a very important clue, and his expression became serious!

"Looks like it's going to be a fierce battle~~~"

Jiraiya looks at the girl in front of her...

Cough cough, grabbed the air a few times with both hands.

[Senju Tsunade: I am still worried about you sneaking into such a dangerous place alone and worrying about you! Ha ha...】

[ Orochimaru: When his face changed, I knew what he was thinking! 】

[ Jiraiya: Nonsense, I am investigating the enemy situation, you two know what deier? 】

[ Orochimaru: Hehe...you don't believe it! 】

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"Hahaha~ this guest is really~ joking~"

A lady with blond hair and wearing a cow slit skirt poured Jiraiya a glass of wine with a smile and smiled happily.

And at this time, a ninja outside the field changed his face! getting really weird...

Jiraiya picked up the cup and drank it down, blushing and said to the young lady: "No, I never lie~"

"It's all the truth~" After speaking, she stretched out the wine glass, and the young lady filled it up skillfully.

"Really? That would be great!"

Dai Niu Kaibianqun still has a small cow necklace on her chest, which is consistent with the career line visible to the naked eye...

Jiraiya laughed heartily, "This battle is really fierce!"

At this time, the young lady said, "I said the guest, you want me by name, because I'm very attractive, right?"

And Jiraiya's next sentence is doomed that he will not dare to return to Konoha Village for a year or two!

He smiled slightly, "Sister Tezuna is very similar to a friend I know..."

Speaking of this, he even smirked "hehe", "The name is also very similar~"

"So I ordered you involuntarily, and it didn't take me to come all the way~"

Jiraiya felt a tightness in her heart, it's over...

Konoha can't go back!

Jiraiya, who took Naruto out to practice, had to go back to Konoha because Naruto was going back to see his son.

And now...it was fine when I came here, but now I can't go back...

【Senju Tsunade: Hehehe, come on, explain to me, how do I resemble her? 】

【Jiraiya:...】

[ Orochimaru: From what I know about him, he should be on his way to escape Konoha now. And what he said is like, there should be only breasts. 】

[Jiraiya:? ? ? 】

Why don't you say it! Fuck!

【Senju Tsunade: (﹡?__?﹡) I think we need to have a good talk. If I don’t see you in Konoha tomorrow, don’t appear in front of me again. I’m afraid I can’t help but kill you.. .】

Jiraiya looked at the chat history and shed tears called "happy"...

over...

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Jiraiya's words surprised Tezuna Cow, "Really? You are not from this village!"

"Yeah... a mercenary like me came here when he heard that there was work here!"

Jiraiya drank the wine, "It seems to be called Hanzō of the Salamander..."