Live Hokage! Let's Start With Naruto Breaking Up!

【Ding! So today's live broadcast is over...]

【Ding! So... is there anyone up for something? For example, revenge, killing someone, etc.? 】

[All Ninja World: ... Is this system more or less mentally abnormal? 】

[Hidan: ...Since the system has said so, I really want to complain. Ever since the Akatsuki organization became a mercenary organization, I haven't offered a new sacrifice to Lord Evil God for a long time... Lord Evil God won't Do you hate me? 】

【Kakuzu: Then I want to say it too. A few days ago, I asked Sister Nan for money... She said that the internal funds of the organization are not open, can I apply for the system to help me get this salary back? 】

【Konan:...】

【Uzumaki Nagato:...】

"Konan, tell me the truth, how much money does Kakuzu keep with you?"

"..." Konan didn't reply right away.

"It seems that there are quite a lot left, I have to think about it."

"...No, I was trying to figure out how to explain the fact that I have no money."

Nagato was confused, "???"

"I can't help it..." Konan waved his hand, expressing that I am also helpless~

Poor Kakuzu, didn't realize the seriousness of the problem...

【Deidara: Since you all complained, I also want to complain. Recently, my salary has become very low. The main reason is that I am not allowed to perform many tasks. Whatever I say is a large-scale destruction...】

【 Uzumaki Nagato: ... Don't you have any clues in your mind? When you first transitioned, someone asked you to catch a man who put a hat on him, what did you do? You blew up half of the village, and why did you continue to blow it up if no one came out? The client was so scared that he knelt on the ground and shouted that he couldn't find it! 】

【All Ninja World:...】

【Deidara: ...It's not entirely my fault, it's that group of people who don't know what's good and what's wrong! 】

【Luo Sha: I want to know, has the person who put the hat on him in the end been found? 】

【Deidara: ...This, it's not convenient to say it! 】

【Xie: ...all the men in the village knelt in front of the client and yelled that they were not human, and even had a child who was underage. 】

[All Ninja World:? ? ? Damn, can this be blamed on the people in the village? This can not find the cause of the problem? 】

【Xie: ...So I asked the client at that time, if I help you make them all into works of art, seeing how miserable you are, I can make it cheaper! In the end, he knelt on the ground and said, no, I can't kill my father...]

【Uzumaki Nagato: Pfft...】

【Namikaze Minato: ...Wait a minute! Naruto, practice Rasengan well, anyway, the live broadcast is over, you should avoid it for a while! 】

【Uzumaki Kushina: Yes, yes, go to Ichiraku to eat ramen! 】

【Uzumaki Naruto: Okay! 】

【 Uchiha Mikoto: ... Sasuke you too! 】

【Uchiha Sasuke: ...Mom, I don't need it, do I? 】

[Senju Hashirama: ...You Xiao organization has made a lot of moves recently! 】

[Hoshigaki Kisame: That's not true. Recently, Mr. Itachi and I have been walking along the way, and we have done a lot of chivalry! I remember a kid eating candy that had poison in it, and I ate it for him! 】

【Uchiha Itachi: ...then the child's father said that the child likes to eat candy, so he gave some medicine so that he would not dare to eat indiscriminately, and he also blackmailed me for a sum of money. 】

[Hoshigaki Kisame: ...I didn't expect it to be like this! 】

[Senju Tobirama: It seems that this group of villains has indeed changed a lot! 】

[Senju Hashirama: ... I still don't think it's very reliable! Then, as the leader of the Xiao organization, what are you doing? @Uzumaki Nagato】

【Uzumaki Nagato:...This, it's a bit hard to say...I said I was afraid of being banned, so I finally unraveled it! 】

[Senju Hashirama:! Sure enough, you are still a bad person! 】

【 Uzumaki Nagato: Pfft, what happened to me paying Rinne Tensei to revive people? Now they all call me a living god, but today a man with a pile of bones came to me and said he was my father who had been dead for 18 years, my mother! I gave him two slaps on the spot, why don't you bring the eighteenth generation of your ancestors here! ? 】

【Ding! Uzumaki Nagato was banned for two hours! 】

Nagato looked depressedly at Konan beside him, and said silently, "It's really depressed, I knew it!"

Hmm...but when will Yahiko revive him?

later? Now that it's resurrected, don't you want to grab Konan from me?

When I'm done, I'll bring you back up for a feast!

If you don't like what you eat, it can kill you again, and then we will have a table!

Konan looked at Nagato, whose expression kept changing, with a strange expression on his face.

Nagato's expression? Did you take the wrong medicine today?

No... It should be because I didn't take medicine, after all, my body has recovered.

【Uchiha Obito: Then since you have all spoken, I am also a member of the Akatsuki organization, so shall I also say a few words? 】

【Senju Hashirama: ...You forget it? Misguided Sao Nian! 】

【Uchiha Obito: ...Do you believe it or not? 】

【Nohara Lin:...】

[Senju Hashirama: Do you believe it or not that I am alive now so that you can't find me? 】

【Uchiha Obito: ...You have gold coins and you are awesome, okay? 】

【 Jiraiya: That means, Akatsuki no longer catches tailed beasts? Then I don't need to investigate the Xiao organization? 】

【Konan: ... Teacher, I want to ask, what do you want to investigate? What secrets does the Akatsuki organization still have that you don't know? 】

Except for the explosive talisman I secretly hid... In a few more years, there should be 600 billion pieces!

【 Jiraiya: ...Alas, thanks to the system, Nagato was brought back on the right track! 】

【 Uzumaki Naruto: ... Isn't it thanks to me? 】

[ Jiraiya: Yes, yes, I will die when you wake him up! 】

【Uzumaki Naruto:...】

[Luo Sha: Actually, to be honest, after watching the live broadcast for the past few days, I still haven't seen who is the bad guy! Except Black Zetsu...but are you sure it's human? 】

【Senju Hashirama: ...It's not a big problem, as long as my motor is not a bad person! 】

【Uchiha Madara: Hehe... By the way, we've been squatting on that little boy for almost a day, and he still can't come out? 】

[Namikaze Minato: ...Ah, Ma, you are not...]

【Senju Tobirama: Are you infected by my brother? Are you as stupid as my brother now? 】

Pu Shi, who was hiding in the underworld, frowned, what do they mean?

Squatting a little boy, squatting for a day?

and many more! The little boy seems to be talking about me? !

Squat me for a day! ?

【 Ōtsutsuki Urashiki: Okay! You people really plotted against me! It even squatted on me for a whole day! 】

【Uchiha Madara: ...It's over, you're right, I'm designated to be infected! 】