Live Hokage! Let's Start With Naruto Breaking Up!

【Luo Sha: ...Why does it feel like I was being targeted all the time in the last chapter? 】

【Uzumaki Nagato: ...Then you are worse than me, but it's okay, don't worry! One billion gold coins are revived once, one hundred times is 100 billion, the system doesn't dare! 】

【Ding! ...do you think I dare? 】

【Ding! Whispering, in fact, looping illusions like Infinite Tsukuyomi or Izanami... don't cost a few gold coins. 】

【Luo Sha: Hehe...just...】

[ Uzumaki Nagato: Don't say it first, let me do it, that's it? ! ah? That's it? ! 】

【Luo Sha: ... I was wrong. 】

[Uzumaki Nagato:! ? 】

Shouldn't we meet and hate each other, and then advance and retreat together! ?

You are more or less cheating me now!

[Onoki: I just admire Luo Sha's flexible character, he is really cowardly when encountering problems. 】

[Senju Hashirama: ...the last time I saw someone so cowardly, I remember someone threw me a handful of kunai, but I didn't see him, so I don't know where he went...]

【Kakuzu: ...(I don't know anything.)】

【Ding! This wave, this wave is called self-inflicted. 】

[Kakuzu: Let's talk about the system if we have something to say, don't make any connotations! okay? ! 】

【Ding! Okay, @Senju Hashirama, it's him @Kakuzu who lost kunai. 】

[Senju Hashirama: ...I see! 】

【Kakuzu: System, I thank you...thank you whole family, thank you****, thank you******, thank you********]

【Ding! Ahem, the next video will be Kakuzu fighting Senju Hashirama, a shuriken from eight hundred miles away. 】

【Deidara: ...Ahem, Kakuzu, poor kid. 】

Ever since I heard that Kakuzu had killed Hashi's hot mom, I have no doubts about it...

Until later I saw the real strength of Haxi Hot Mom...

Come on, Kakuzu, you're panicking a little too much!

As long as Hashirama didn't come over from the dirt, I would believe it, but after being alive...

never mind...

(Actually, in the original setting, First Generation was not strong, and the death of First Generation was also a mystery. It was really possible that Kakuzu killed him, but later the worldview became bigger and First Generation became the strongest, so Kakuzu ...nothing to say, poor Kakuzu, no money, no name...)

【Kakuzu: Just let it go...I've given up resisting now...It's unnecessary, just let it go, life is meaningless...】

【Luo Sha: I haven't even said that yet, but I'm not used to it after you say it...】

【 Uzumaki Nagato: Kakuzu, I will give you a salary increase later, thank you for helping me spark a wave of topics! 】

[Kakuzu:! rise salary! ? real! ? 】

【Uzumaki Nagato: Of course it's true! 】

[Kakuzu: How much did it go up? ! 】

【Uzumaki Nagato: One...】

[Kakuzu: One million? Ten million? Could it be 100 million! ! 】

【Uzumaki Nagato: A Detonating Talisman...】

【Kakuzu: boring, tired. 】

[All Ninja World: I suddenly feel that he is so pitiful... Shall we raise some donations for him? One person twelve taels...]

【Ding! Yes, I will collect money for him, and I will deduct 10% of the handling fee later. 】

【Kakuzu: Laozi doesn't need it! So little money! Send a beggar? ! 】

【Konan:...】

【Ding! Really don't need it? 】

[Kakuzu: No need! 】

【Ding! All right, let me help you. 】

[Konan: ... Nagato, let's change a member, this IQ may not be sound. 】

【Uzumaki Nagato: How many people are there in the world of ninjas? One person, ten taels... If there is a population of 100 million, it is one billion...]

[Luo Sha: I laughed so hard, is this the legendary missing 100 million? ! 】

【Kakuzu: Fuck...】

【Hidan: Fortunately, I prepared a few hearts for you...】

[Uzumaki Nagato: Sudden death again? 】

【Hidan: Yes, I'm getting old, and I'm really sick...】

【Uzumaki Nagato: It's gone, the topic is skipped...】

[All Ninja World: This endurance is not enough...]

Video screen:

Sage of Six Paths said again, "Anyway, it's useless to be in a hurry now, so just listen to me."

"No, it should be said that you must listen to me."

Sage of Six Paths raised the celestial tin staff, pointed at the water and said, "It's about my mother and son first."

Naruto has a weird face...

Sage of Six Paths tapped the surface of the water with the fairy staff.

The surface of the water is the same as before, and the ripples that emanate form the appearance of Ōtsutsuki Kaguya.

"My mother, Ōtsutsuki Kaguya, came here from far away to take the fruit of the sacred tree..."

"The sacred tree you saw in this war, the fruit of that Chakra, Kaguya ate that fruit, gained power and ruled here..."

Naruto was a little shocked when he heard the words of Sage of Six Paths, and Kakuzu broke into a cold sweat.

"Where did Kaguya come from? Is it more powerful than Sage of Six Paths? It's really scary for my mother to be angry, right..."

【Uzumaki Kushina: My dearest and dearest Naludo~ I think we need to have a good chat...】

【Uzumaki Naruto: Cough cough, I am gentle and charming, beautiful and kind, I am a fish and a wild goose, a beautiful mother who is loved by everyone, what do you want to talk about? 】

【Uzumaki Kushina: ...(How dare I hit you?)】

【Namikaze Minato: I have seen...】

[Senju Tobirama: Full of desire to survive, in terms of desire to survive, I, Senju Tobirama, recognize you! 】

[ Uchiha Madara: ...don't steal my lines. 】

[Senju Hashirama:

Uzumaki Mito, my wife, you are really me, gentle and charming, beautiful and kind, like a fish and a wild goose, like a moon and a flower, everyone loves you, flowers bloom when you see flowers, and tires blow out when you see cars...]

【Uzumaki Mito: You mean, the car was too scared to walk when it saw me? 】

【Senju Tobirama:...Others apply what they have learned, but you...forget it. 】【Senju Hashirama: I didn't mean that! ! ! 】

【Uzumaki Mito: Keeping the accounts... Remember to kneel on the washboard when you come back. 】

[Senju Hashirama: The gap between people is always so huge. 】

【Senju Tobirama: Tsk, who is to blame? 】

【Senju Hashirama: @Uzumaki Mito, my wife, buy another washboard, and I will kneel with my brother later. 】

[Senju Tobirama:? ? ? 】

【Uzumaki Mito: Okay, anyway, it’s your money. For Tobirama, just use the one you eliminated before. 】

[Senju Tobirama: I'm really speechless, so fucking open the door, too damn home! 】

【Luo Sha: See you guys are so angry with Second Hokage, all the wise words popped out. 】