Live: Husky Tianxiu at the Goddess’ House
Chapter 369: Brother, let's pump water!
Soon after, Su Wanqing finished shopping and returned to the Wandering Villa. Qin Xiaobai glanced at her, and then handed her the remaining two bamboo rat legs.
"This... what is it? It smells delicious!" Su Wanqing asked suspiciously.
Qin Xiaobai rolled her eyes at her and replied casually, "Rat!"
Su Wanqing: "???Qin Xiaobai, you are teasing me again, how can a mouse have such a thick leg?"
After she finished speaking, she took a few sips. Suddenly Su Wanqing's eyes lit up, and she praised: "Wow, what is this? It's too fresh, isn't it?"
Qin Xiaobai shook his head helplessly, and said helplessly: "Didn't I tell you, is it a mouse?"
Seeing Qin Xiaobai's serious face, Su Wanqing's chewing mouth suddenly stopped. After a long time, she asked timidly: "Really... Really a mouse?"
Qin Xiaobai nodded again.
Seeing this, Su Wanqing felt that the meat in her mouth suddenly became less fragrant...
A pair of clear eyes, after blinking a few times, stared round, obviously feeling a little scared.
Soon, there was a violent tumbling in her stomach, and she ran to the side and vomited.
No way!
The fans in the live broadcast room couldn't help but laugh after seeing this scene.
"Fuck! The dog emperor is really not human, you tell the goddess directly, isn't that the bamboo rat? Why do you have to say that the rat is disgusting for her?"
"Too bad, dog king! Look at my goddess, she spit out all the food she ate the day before..."
"Anchor, don't vomit, go to stomach lavage, so be direct..."
"Come on, it's open! Bet on a pack of spicy sticks, and guess that the anchor will lose any appetite in a few days."
" I feel sorry for the host for a second. I have been tricked by my roommate before. I am naturally afraid of snakes. A big pot full...I still have nightmares at night!"
"None of you doubt that the anchor vomited after eating bamboo rats? Maybe..."
"Upstairs, why don't you shut up? If you go further, I want to kill you!"
" Fasten your seat belts! It's going to be racing again, I feel like I'm going to die in this live studio sooner or later!"
"That...I want to sell crocodile leather shoes, do you guys have any opinions? Recently my anchor doesn't know what's going on. I haven't broadcast live for several days, woo woo woo..."
“…”
The black charcoal on the side looked at the two bamboo rat legs thrown away by Su Wanqing, his eyes were a little straight, and he yelled at Qin Xiaobai: "Meow!" (Meow star translation: big, Big brother! Since my sister-in-law doesn't know much about goods, then I'm welcome...)
Qin Xiaobai: "…"
Seeing that Qin Xiaobai had no objection, Hei Tan ate the two hind legs very comfortably, glanced at Su Wanqing, and thought to himself, this sister-in-law is really ignorant, such a delicious bamboo Rats don't even eat...
Qin Xiaobai saw that Su Wanqing was about to vomit, so he walked over to her helplessly and said, "Hey, what's the matter? Just kidding, what you ate just now is bamboo. A rat, not a rat..."
Su Wanqing's eyes were red, she looked at Qin Xiaobai, and asked, "Aren't they all rats? What's the difference?"
"Panda is also called cat, so is it the same as Xiaohei?"
Qin Xiaobai glanced at her, and then went on to explain: "Bamboo rats grew up eating bamboo. Before me... in my hometown, there were already many people who specialized in breeding bamboo rats for cooking. Good food!"
After hearing Qin Xiaobai's explanation, Su Wanqing's face finally looked better, and Nuonuo asked: "You didn't lie to me?"
"Do you think I'm lying to you? It's all dogs!"
Qin Xiaobai's eyes were very firm, and in order to dispel Su Wanqing's concerns, he also made a poisonous oath.
Of course, what he said just now to comfort Su Wanqing must be nonsense, even in the earth, there is no artificial breeding of bamboo rats, but if he is lying to a dog, to him, it is not at all. Just an oath...
Su Wanqing was relieved and asked Qin Xiaobai:
"I heard you talk about your hometown many times, when will you take me to your hometown?"
"Uh...more time!"
Qin Xiaobai is also helpless, not because he doesn't want to take Su Wanqing back to his hometown, but because he doesn't know how to go back.
Myriad Realms Gate, I still don’t know how to use it…
"By the way, Qin Xiaobai. When I first went to the supermarket, I didn't buy any fish. Didn't you say that you need to replenish blood? I'm going to make a sweet and sour carp, or you can go fishing in the pond One!" Su Wanqing looked at him and said.
Qin Xiaobai was speechless as soon as he heard it, he would catch a ghost fish, he didn't even have a fishing rod, okay?
After pondering for a moment, Qin Xiaobai glanced at Su Wanqing and asked:
"Can a crocodile replenish blood?"
I grabbed it and made soup...
"The best carp, silver carp is also fine! I saw a few fishing rods over there, why don't you try it..." Su Wanqing pointed to the side and said.
It was the fishing tackle provided by the former villa owner to attract tourists, and it is just in use today.
Qin Xiaobai shook his head and took out one.
Hei Tan saw Qin Xiaobai pick up the fishing rod, and his eyes suddenly lit up. Fish and bamboo rats are one of his favorites.
"Meow!"
A wry smile appeared on Qin Xiaobai's face, in order for Shen Wenwen to get better soon, she had to go there and try it first.
…
Half an hour has passed.
Qin Xiaobai: "…"
He didn't expect black charcoal to be so violent, he wanted to pump water when he couldn't catch any fish.
But after thinking about it carefully, I feel that what Hei Tan said seems to make sense, so he said: "Although it is a little stupid, it is indeed a method!"
The crocodile hiding in the distance, exposing two eyes, secretly investigating the situation, when he heard the black charcoal saying that he was going to pump water, he immediately panicked, thinking in his heart: This Nima water is pumped, Lao Tzu where to live?
At this moment, Qin Xiaobai's mouth suddenly curled up, looked at the black charcoal and said, "Black charcoal, I don't think it's enough to pump water, go down and catch it!"
Black Charcoal: "…"
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