Live: I am the master of yin and yang

Chapter 63 The clown is actually myself!!

Tuanzi thought of Xu Muhui’s yin and yang strange qi, and he was also mentally well prepared.

It’s just that she never thought that her preparation would be so vulnerable in front of Xu Mu’s yin and yang strange qi.

Even Xu Mu didn’t use a few words, and directly made her angry and couldn’t find North.

Underestimating Xu Mu’s strength and overestimating his own mentality.

Too young and ignorant, you have to adjust your mentality.

During her silence, Xu Mu said again: “Why don’t you talk anymore, is your throat uncomfortable, remember to drink more hot water.” ”

Drink more hammers!!

Danzi said calmly: “Thank you, I’m drinking.” ”

“That’s good.”

They ran and talked, and Xu Mu did not continue to be yin and yang, because if it was too frequent, the efficiency of obtaining points would be reduced.

This is the experience that Xu Mu has summarized.

On the way they found two cars, and finally they didn’t have to run.

Just got into the car, and before the speed could run, I met a group of people

“Someone!! Let’s go!! ”

Wuwu shouted.

Xu Mu said: “Go what go!” Stop and them! We have chicken eater dumplings here, and it is not easy to destroy their team! ”

+328 points.

They stopped at the edge of the room and fought with the four men opposite.

Xu Mu did not make a move for the time being, allowing wuwu and danzi to exert their respective strengths first.

They exchanged fire, and the bullet supplies consumed a lot, and after about half a minute, they were stunned that no one was knocked down.

“What a wonderful showdown!”

Xu Mu said.

+154 points.

+201 points.

“Why don’t you shoot?”

Wuwu asked.

Xu Mu said, “Didn’t I want to give you a chance to perform? If I shoot, they’ll already be in a box. ”

Wuwu smiled, “Now that we’ve behaved, isn’t it time for you.” ”

“Okay.”

Xu Mu began to make a move, and the four on the opposite side could fight back and forth with the two of them, and the technique could be imagined.

Xu Mu made a move, directly knocked down two people in a short time, went out and drove around the motorcycle.

When the other party had just picked up his two teammates who had fallen to the ground, Xu Mu had already gone around to the side and charged.

“Dadada!!”

Xu Mu hit the extreme pressure gun, two residual blood and two full blood, two shuttle bullets did not finish, and all four of them died.

It feels like it’s made of paper paste, without hitting it at all.

“Let the two of you wait for a long time, come and lick the bag.”

Xu Mu said.

Wuwu was stunned for a moment and exclaimed, “Wo grass!” Brother cowhide! ”

Tuanzi also did not expect that Xu Mu would be so powerful.

She only knew that Xu Mu played L0L well, after all, it had not been long before leading them to win the T1 team.

Later, Xu Mu and Dai Meier double-row played and ate chicken, she didn’t know, and now she knows that Xu Mu eats chicken so fiercely!!

Tuanzi also played with professional players, and judging from the series of operations just now, she felt that Xu Mu’s strength was definitely at a professional level.

It’s hidden deep enough!!

No wonder I was so confident as I said before, it turned out to be prepared!

Danzi said in a strange tone: “It’s so powerful, I didn’t expect that there would be such a master among my fans.” ”

She was so angry in yin and yang that she didn’t say a word to her.

“It’s just like that, the main thing is to watch the live broadcast of the dango a lot and learn a little skin.”

Xu Mu said.

+413 points.

“Why can’t Tuanzi think so much of challenging the Yin and Yang Strange Qi Master!”

“Don’t fight, you can’t beat him!”

“Hahaha, none of the people who dare to challenge Brother Mu in terms of yin and yang strange qi have survived.”

“It has long been said in the barrage, Brother Mu is very powerful, who let you not see it.”

Usually when Tuanzi plays games, he doesn’t forget to watch the barrage, but today he was really a little confused by Xu Mu’s yin and yang, so he didn’t pay attention to the barrage.

They finished licking their bags, got ready to move on.

Straight into the center of the circle.

They went up to the second-floor platform of a house, which had a good view and could be seen all around.

They don’t care if there is a fight in the distance, and if they are close, they will persuade.

Basically, Xu Mu hit the dango and wuwu shouted 666, like two salted fish.

There were fewer and fewer people left, and they easily survived to the finals.

“Huh? There are only two people left, let’s go down and rush! ”

Danzi suddenly said with some surprise.

Wuwu shouted, “They’re in front!!!” ”

He was about to shoot, Xu Mu said: “Don’t shoot, they should be water friends Tuanzi and wuwu opened the mirror and looked, those two did not have empty hands, they are still waving at them.” ”

“It’s indeed a water friend!”

Xu Mu ran over with the two, they chatted by voice, it was indeed a water friend, and the two also said that they wanted to thunder themselves.

Xu Mu said: “Otherwise, there is a toilet in front, the four of you go in, all with a pan, wait for me to throw a smoke bomb in, and then you will take advantage of the chaos to see who can survive.” ”

“Huh?! This is fun!! ”

Danzi’s beautiful eyes lit up, and he was instantly interested.

Danzi agreed, and none of the three of them objected.

After the four of them walked in, Xu Mu threw a smoke bomb inside.

“When I throw the second one in, you can start fighting.”

As soon as the smoke dispersed, Xu Mu threw another one in, only this time it was a grenade, not a smoke bomb.

“Oh sorry, I threw it wrong.”

Xu Mu’s voice just fell.

“boom！”

One thunder directly kills four times!!

After they were stunned for a moment, they began to shout.

“Crouch! Say good smoke bombs! How is it a grenade! ”

“There is a problem with you!!”

“You don’t do anything related to people!!”

With laughter, they ended the game.

It’s just that this ending is something that none of them expected.

Tuanzi rebuked: “Your behavior is really too shameless and crazy!” He actually tricked us into it and blew us up with a thunder! Why don’t you let me do such a thing! ”

After all, she really hadn’t tried a thunder four kill.

“Water friend: So you also want to blow us up, huh, woman.”

“Three water friends: the clown is actually myself.”

“Brother Mu, you are so bad, I like it so much.”

“This game is really good, I will try it next time!”

Later, Xu Mu and Tuanzi played a few more rounds, and the rate of eating chicken was still very high.

Xu Mu did not continue the yin and yang strange qidanzi, and her mentality collapsed at one time, who would find Xu Mu to play games with her in the future.

Tuanzi sighed: “I didn’t expect Brother Mu to be so powerful, I knew that I would have looked for you in a double row a long time ago!” ”

“There are too many places where I am powerful, or if there is a chance that we will meet offline, I will show you alone?”

Xu Mu said with a smile.

Tuanzi hurriedly said: “No need.” ”

Xu Mu sighed, “I originally wanted to teach you to play mahjong, but since I don’t want to, then forget it.” ”

“Huh? You’re talking about playing mahjong. ”

Danzi said in surprise.

“Little dirty girl, what do you think I’m talking about?”

Xu Mu asked.

“Nothing, nothing.”

Danzi was a little embarrassed to think crookedly.

The main thing is that what Xu Mu said was problematic, and it was private and alone, which made her involuntarily think crookedly.

It was already past ten o’clock.

Tuanzi said: “Brother Mu or let’s sing two songs together, I only sang one song with you at the last offline party on KTV, and I was completely unhappy.” ”

“Then why didn’t you say it at the time?”

Xu Mu asked.

Danzi replied: “We just met at that time, and I was embarrassed to be thin-skinned.” ”

“So what are we singing now? The temptation of wolves? ”

Xu Mu said.

Tuanzi laughed directly, especially thinking of the temptation of the wolf sung by Sister Zhou, who drank a lot.

“Sing some normal chorus songs.”

Tuanzi said, with a little coquettish feeling in his tone.

Xu Mu asked, “How about love?” ”

“This…”

Tuanzi is a little tangled, promise, the two of them sing this is easy to misunderstand, don’t agree, this is indeed a classic choral song.

Xu Mu said again: “Actually, it doesn’t have to be a chorus, I can play the guitar to accompany you, and you will sing.” ”

Danzi’s eyes lit up, “Yes, that’s fine.” ”

So they found some songs, Tuanzi sang, Xu Mu played guitar, and cooperated in the air, and the effect was surprisingly good.

Xu Mu usually turns on the camera when playing the guitar, and the little puppet cat Mondo, who was originally lying on the computer display, may be more curious about the guitar, so he climbed on Xu Mu.

Mondo curled up and lay on Xu Mu’s shoulders.

This scene looks particularly loving, harmonious, and literary.

It’s no problem to even take a screenshot directly to be a wallpaper screensaver and the like.

Tuanzi didn’t know at first, and many viewers in the live broadcast room brushed the barrage for her to see, and she knew.

Danzi’s eyes lit up when she saw it, “Wow! Brother Mu, your little puppet cat is so cute, what is its name. ”

Xu Mu reached out and touched Mondo’s head and said, “It’s called Tuanzi.” ”

“Huh?”

Tuanzi was instantly stunned, his heartbeat accelerated inexplicably, and there was an indescribable feeling.

“Lie to you, it’s called Mondo.”

Xu Mu said.

“Oh~”

I don’t know how, Danzi is still a little lost.

After they played and sang two songs together, they began to sing in chorus, and the song they chose was “Little Dimple”.

Especially singing “I can’t sleep every day and miss your smile.” ”

At this time, Tuanzi’s mind couldn’t help but think of Xu Mu standing in front singing that day, so handsome and temperamental.

Unconsciously, her face turned red, but fortunately, no one could see without the camera.

The live broadcast room is full of good listening and good sounding.

“Male pitch, female sweet, chorus tacit understanding, two words, perfect.”

“That’s great, isn’t it? I suggest you debut. ”

“It would be even more perfect if it was a live chorus!!”

“Just listening to their chorus songs, I thought they were a couple, singing so sweetly.”

“Sister Zhou silently withdrew from the live broadcast room.”

“Brother Mu’s little puppet cat is so cute, I really want to hug its owner.”

Originally, it was just a chorus of two songs, but they didn’t hold back when they sang, and they sang seven or eight songs in one breath, all more than eleven o’clock.

“It’s already eleven o’clock, it’s time to sleep, let’s sing again when there is a chance to meet offline.”

Xu Mu said.

“Uh-huh! Good! Good night Brother Mu,”

Tuanzi nodded straight, looking forward to the next meeting between the two.

She is actually quite homely, but this time she suddenly wanted someone to have some kind of offline party.

In this way, you can see Xu Mu and sing with him up close.

“Good night.”

On Phantom Moon Network, normal authors are on the shelves for a month, updating about 6,000 words every day.

Xu Mu writes 20,000 words casually every day, so there are many updates, and 10,000 are updated a day.

This is simply a special code of conscience to open the door to conscience, and conscience is home!

When he was peerless and 20,000 words, editor Jia Xu Mu’s friend talked to him about signing a contract.

“That’s the case, the website has two contracting modes, I’ll tell you briefly and reply as soon as possible.”

One is a normal buyout contract, after signing the book, the book is returned to the website, the website can sell how it wants, sell as much as it wants.

The author can only receive electronic manuscript fees, and any other income from the book in the future has nothing to do with the author.

This e-manuscript fee share is relatively high, and almost all authors choose this kind of contract.

The other is different, the contract signed is a dropshipping contract, that is, all the copyrights of the book belong to themselves, and the website only publishes on their behalf, so the share of electronic manuscript fees will be very low.

But if the book is popular and someone wants to buy the copyright of the book, then the author will make a lot of money.

Once all kinds of copyrights are sold, they can range from hundreds of thousands, to millions and millions, or even hundreds of millions.

It’s just that there are so many books on the website, and the copyright of a few books is sold a year, and they are basically platinum authors.

Therefore, these two contracts, only the gods will choose the former, most of them are ordinary contracts.

Although Xu Mu is not a god now, he understands that this book will be adapted into TV series, movies, games and the like in the future.

This is definitely a very substantial income.

Therefore, Xu Mu must choose the latter, sign a contract on behalf of the book, and the copyright of the book is in his own hands.

The editor replied: “You have to think clearly, the electronic division of copyright contracts is extremely low, the original net income of 10,000, the author of the normal contract can be divided into 6,000, and the copyright contract can only be divided into 3,000, which is still before tax.” ”

He hoped that Xu Mu would sign a normal contract, because in the future, if the copyright of this book was sold, there would be a commission from him.

If you sign a contract for delivery, then this book has nothing to do with him, which is equivalent to working in vain.

He does not think about the interests of the author from the perspective of the book.

Xu Mu: “I don’t lack money. ”

The editor was furious, “What book don’t you write for money?” ”

He thought that Xu Mu was just pretending to be a comparison, where there is no shortage of money to be the author of the web article.

Xu Mu was a little speechless, why did Lao Tzu write about you?

So he replied, “Like.” ”

The editor thought for a while, “If you like it, you must sign a contract, have a recommended position, let more readers see it, otherwise what is the use of a single machine?” ”

Xu Mu was a little impatient, “Isn’t signing a contract a contract?” ”

The editor couldn’t refute it, so he pulled away from the topic, “If you don’t sign a contract like this, you can write it yourself and play it.” ”

Xu Mu suddenly laughed, “Are you threatening me?” ”

Editor: “Whatever you want, I’m for your good, you don’t understand there is no way.” ”

Xu Mu directly took a screenshot of the chat record.

Call Zhuo Yuanfei and Shangwu and ask them to help get the contact information of the chief editor of Phantom Moon Network.

I sent this chat record directly to the editor-in-chief of the website.

The other party quickly responded, “Sorry Mr. Xu, this is a problem with our website, I will solve it as soon as possible, and arrange a new editor to help you sign a contract as soon as possible.” ”

The editor who docked with Xu Mu was directly fired from the website and replaced Xu Mu with a new editor.

This person knows how his former colleague goes, is very kind to Xu Mu, and everything follows a normal process.

Xu Mu’s “Peerless” successfully completed the contract.

After signing the contract, the peerless began to go to the recommended position on the website, and the exposure increased greatly.

A book has quality, there is exposure, and the result is a fire.

When Xu Mu updated 10,000 words a day, the real collection of books was as many as 130,000, and various other data were also very gorgeous, and there were countless comments in the book review area.

Looking at the entire website, peerless is definitely a fire work that has not appeared for a long time.

“It’s been seven years, and I haven’t seen such a good martial arts novel for seven years.”

“I thought it was looking for books to pan for sand in the waves, but I didn’t expect to find a piece of gold on my feet.”

“The ten-year-old bookworm said that this book is absolutely a fire, and the writing is really good!!”

“Looking forward to changing the TV series and movies has absolutely no potential!!”

“The author is very powerful, definitely has the level of Jin Gu Liang Wen.”

“The most powerful thing is that the author updates so much every day, and people in good conscience are embarrassed not to give flowers tickets.”

“Although there are many updates, it is still not enough to read, I have read these 100,000 words three times.”

“Can a newcomer have this level? Is it a trumpet that some big guy will drive! ”

“Hehe, which well-known big guy doesn’t have such a level! This is the hidden giant!! ”

Xu Mu swiped casually, and almost all of the comments in his eyes were praise.

Of course, occasionally there will be fools with brain problems who like to spray indiscriminately, and it is not surprising that there are strange people every year.

Xu Mu didn’t care at all, naturally there would be readers to attack these people.

How happy they are to see it now, how depressed they will be when they are weird by Xu Mu’s yin and yang in the future.

Xu Muke is looking forward to this picture too much.

“Peerless” not only reads many readers, but also many authors are paying attention to this book, because it is so popular, and various author groups are discussing.

Xu Mu’s martial arts classification contract author group is also often discussed, some to follow the trend, and some to learn.

It’s just that Xu Mu has been diving to see the excitement, and they don’t know that Xu Mu is in the group.

Xu Mu’s author’s name is Renrenyu, that is, the Xu character is separated, and the name in the group is a separate Xu character.

They were making small talk, and there were probably a dozen authors.

Xu Mu sent a question.

“Guys, Mengxin ask for advice, is there any need to write an outline and detailed outline after 100,000 words.”

As a newcomer who has not bubbled up, no one pays attention to him at all.

It just so happened that a big man and author came out a thousand years later, and he read seven or eight thousand books, and he sent a sentence.

“Dude, do you want to ask the peerless author in the group?”

At this moment, those who were chatting casually came to the spirit in an instant.

“Wow! The Millennium Giant has appeared!! ”

“Millennium boss begs for thighs!!”

“Look who I found! Is there a huge shortage of warm beds for thousands of years? I’m good at this! ”

The messages they sent were one after another, and their eyes couldn’t see them slowly.

A thousand years later: “What kind of big guy I am, everyone can see that this peerless book on the shelves has decided to explode, the copyright fee is soft, and the future platinum author, this is the real big guy.” ”

“You are all cowhides, and you are all objects that we cannot hope for.”

“He doesn’t seem to be there, it’s all 100,000 words, he hasn’t appeared yet, he may be directly into the group of top bosses.”

“I think it might be a trumpet from some big guy.”

“@renrenyu.”

A thousand years later: “Not there?” I still want to ask the big guy some questions, hey. ”

At this time, Xu Mu sent a red envelope of twenty, which was quickly robbed, and the speed of people who often coded words was fast.

Xu Mu sent the question he had just sent again.

Cannibalism is soft-mouthed and short-handed.

People who received red envelopes began to express their opinions.

After they sent it about the same, someone asked Xu Mu which book it was.

Xu Mu directly came to a screenshot of the author’s background and posted it in the group.

In an instant, the crowd boiled.

“Sleeper!!!”

“Everyone Yu Giant Guy appeared!!”

“Oh my God!! The big guy has been in the group! ”

“Is the big guy in an online relationship? I can sound anything! ”

“Kneel to the future platinum boss!”

A thousand years later: “All the authors of the martial arts classification, meet everyone Yu Boss!” ”

Not only did they send messages in the group, but Xu Mu even suddenly had more than a dozen friends.

Fortunately, Xu Mu forbade strangers to send calls, otherwise they would directly chat and send messages privately.

Just when they were curious about what the big guy would say, Xu Mu came to a word.

“Hey, what kind of big guy am I, isn’t this just asking everyone here?”

+230 points.

+321 points.

+199 points.

+417 points.

The group, which was still very lively just now, suddenly fell silent for a few seconds, and no one spoke because it was too embarrassing.

They never thought that how this big guy could talk with a strange smell of yin and yang.

Forget it, take care of him!

What’s wrong with the big guy’s yin and yang weirdness, and he won’t drop a piece of meat.

“The big guy talks with great humor.”

“Sure enough, is this the big guy, enter the group and pretend to ask new questions first.”

“Big guy, I want to ask, how can you be as good as you and write such a good work?”

They also don’t care whether Xu Muli will pay attention to it, all kinds of Aite ask questions, ask for a friend and so on.

Xu Mu sent another sentence.

“The reason why I am so good is mainly because I watch the big guys chat every day and follow the learning.”

+451 points.

+427 points.

+500 points.

There are so many people in the group, no one has ever written a book with such good results, but you said to learn from us??

Learn the hammer! You are especially in the yin and yang!!

There is really no way to talk about this day.

No matter how they lick it, Xu Mu is a yin and yang strange breath, who can withstand this.

No matter how thick-skinned they are, they don’t want to continue.

So Xu Mu was stunned by his own strength, and the lively group was cold, and no one spoke.

Xu Mu, who earned enough points, didn’t care whether they were cold or not, and slipped away directly.

You can come back again after a while!

Leeks should be cut like this.