Live: I am the master of yin and yang

Chapter 81 Big Horse Monkey, You Wait for Me!!

The morning of the Tanabata Festival.

Xu Mu received blessings as soon as he woke up, including Zhou Shuyi, who was still in his hometown, and Dai’er, who moved in after a while.

Li Luoyun, a fake girlfriend, did not speak.

Xu Mu did not take the initiative to find her, and it was good to spend this fine ~ day with Gu Qingying.

Near noon, Xu Mu’s novel is peerless.

The book’s excellence, the anti-sky data makes it attract attention.

The website clicks into the big recommendation at first glance, and the top recommended position of all user bookshelves.

Anyway, all kinds of good recommendations are given, and the collection flies up like a rocket.

Therefore, the popularity is also very high, and it is also on the hot search of the neck.

This is the first time Xu Mu has been on the hot search with a hidden identity.

Several well-known authors with mixed necks posted that they also liked this book, and a wave of joint rainbow farts came.

It’s a pity that Xu Mu, who is the author, did not appear.

And Xu Mu doesn’t care much about how many subscriptions the book will eventually get, anyway, this book is mainly for him to earn points, and he didn’t become a web writer’s idea book was put on the shelves at twelve o’clock at noon.

By about five o’clock in the afternoon, the collection exceeded 500,000, and the subscription directly exceeded 100,000.

It has set another brand new record for the website, which is difficult to break in recent years.

The website’s public account first posted a related post, and then made a simple interview with Xu Mu.

Various author skirts are discussing this matter.

“Groove! Subscriptions exceeded 100,000 in five hours! A level that I can’t match in my life! ”

“Don’t say five hours and 100,000, I can’t sleep for 24 hours and 10,000 nights when I put it on the shelf!”

“Envious Jill is purple.”

“A book is a good book, but the author is not the same.”

“What happened to the new Moe Xin who doesn’t often ask the author?”

“The author likes yin and yang weirdness, at the end of the chapter, the yin and yang weird reader, and the other authors are still in the author’s skirt, which is outrageous!”

Xu Mu: “It’s uncomfortable, it’s me who would rather be weird by yin and yang.” ”

“Yes, yes, that’s the tone.”

Xu Mu: “Because I am the author.” ”

The author’s skirt, which was originally chatting about hi, suddenly quieted down.

Following those authors who were not weird by Xu Mu’s yin and yang, they all asked for familiarity and so on.

Those who were weird by yin and yang complained in their hearts one by one, and even hoped that one day Xu Mu’s book would be sealed and give them an outlet.

Xu Mu sent another paragraph before leaving.

“In fact, I have never written a book, I wrote this one on a whim a month ago, I feel that the writing is not very good, I don’t know why so many people like to read it, hey, now the reader’s aesthetic is really unpredictable.”

This time Xu Mu is not yin and yang, and changed to Versailles.

The authors in the group were stunned one by one.

Xu Mu’s words were not hurtful and extremely insulting.

At eight o’clock in the evening, Xu Mu turned on the live broadcast.

Shark TV held a anchor fight landlord competition before, and most of the anchors of Shark TV participated.

Today is the knockout stage, eleven out of forty-three anchors will be eliminated, leaving thirty-two.

Xu Mu’s luck is average, there are losses and wins, and the ranking has always been in the middle.

In the twelfth inning, he ran into Pineapple Plug Hippopotamus, as well as Monkey King Monkey Brother, who had previously played against T1.

Xu Mu’s landlord, Hippopotamus Taicai, plus a mistake by Brother Monkey, the two of them directly sent Xu Mu 220,000 points.

Originally, Xu Mu ranked seventeenth, and this wave rose to the fifth place.

Xu Mu entered the pineapple’s live broadcast room while fighting.

A barrage was sent.

“Little pineapple, although we don’t know each other well, I have already felt your hobby, thank you.”

After the barrage sent a rocket.

+233 points.

The pineapple said angrily: “Hmph, don’t be smuggled!” I will definitely win you back when I meet you again in a while!! ”

Xu Mu came to Brother Monkey’s live broadcast room again.

In fact, Xu Mu was able to win the game just now, mainly because of his mistakes, and the live broadcast room was hahaha or sprayed him to mock him.

So Xu Mu sent the rocket and sent a barrage by the way.

“Don’t blame Brother Monkey, he tried his best and couldn’t be a teammate.”

+412 points.

Brother Monkey first thanked the rocket, and then smiled a little embarrassedly, “Don’t leave it here with me yin and yang, see how I will meet you to take revenge!” ”

Both of them lost points, and they both thought about revenge.

The audience in their live broadcast room was still spraying them, because of Xu Mu’s wave of interaction, they laughed out loud.

“Hahaha, merciless taunting is the deadliest!”

“The opponent who fights the landlord while going to the yin and yang weird qi for a game, there is really your Mu brother!!”

“No way, who let you cook too much and give people 200,000 points for nothing”

“Fighting a landlord can be yin and yang, I didn’t expect this.”

Xu Mu’s points, as long as each game is not called, grabbed or doubled, there is naturally no problem in getting out.

However, Xu Mu is not the kind of salted fish, how to fight and how to fight.

In the eighteenth round, Xu Mu lined up with Tuanzi and Brother Monkey Bao.

The three of them are all top anchors of Shark T, and their popularity is very high, and now they are randomly in a game, and the live broadcast room is instantly lively.

“Ming Pai!”

“Ming Pai!!”

“Bright!!!”

Because of the more points, Baoge saw that he had four two or two A’s, and directly chose the card.

And the dango because the points have been lost, so they also choose to fight with the cards, lose completely gg, and win is a turnover.

This is what she said when she watched the audience in the live broadcast room, so she did it.

Xu Mu was clear because he saw two kings and four waters.

For a moment, all three people were clear, but because Xu Mu saw the two kings first, he was faster and he grabbed the landlord.

“Double!”

“Super double!!”

“Super double!!”

The doubling is the point of the brother, these two super double, naturally Xu Mu and Tuanzi, they are equivalent to playing the clear card.

The multiplier of this game is very high, this is not even a bomb, it is already more than three thousand times.

If Xu Mu loses, he may return to the front of Jie in the future, and Brother Bao and Tuanzi lose, which will be very unfavorable for the back line.

Brother Bao originally thought that he and the dango’s cards were very good and could win, so he chose to double it.

It’s just that Xu Mu caught three very good cards from the hole cards.

Brother Bao looked at Xu Mu’s cards and slapped the table.

“It’s over! How did he get such a good card!! ”

As soon as his voice fell, Xu Mu recognized a plane, and when he looked at the cards in his hand again, there was only one king fried four K.

This is also a hammer!!

“Chao, originally his cards are not very good, we can still play a dozen, I didn’t expect to be caught by him such a good card!!”

Brother Bao was very depressed and chose to fry Xu Mu, because the multiple of being fried by spring and himself was the same, so it didn’t matter.

Xu Mu exploded twice, this game was over, it was ridiculously fast, and the dango didn’t even play a single card.

The points of the dango were originally negative, ranking thirty-two, and now it has been subtracted by more than 200,000, directly becoming the second to last, and the bottom one is Brother Monkey.

“Ahhh!! Blame him, otherwise I would have hoped to qualify! ”

Tuanzi shouted angrily in the live broadcast room, she and Xu Mu have a good relationship, so they speak more casually.

Obviously, he blamed Xu Mu for losing.

Xu Mu, who happened to enter her live broadcast room, heard her words.

“It’s uncomfortable, I’d rather not play a single card than me.”

+310 points.

Tuan Zi stomped his foot angrily, “You are still yin and yang weird, hit you!” ”

Xu Mu made a slight slight.

The horse monkey was originally ranked tenth, but as a result, this game minus 200,000 points, it also became negative, ranking thirty-four.

Xu Mu came to his live broadcast room and sent a rocket.

“Brother Bao, don’t hide it, I’m waiting for you in the final.”

+199 points.

The big horse monkey immediately smiled, “Good boy, you wait for me for the final!” ”

At the last offline gathering of the anchor, Xu Mu drank two drinks with him, which can be regarded as acquaintance, but the games he usually plays are different, so he rarely interacts.

In fact, many viewers pay attention to the three of them at the same time.

“Hahahaha, it’s so right brother, brother is too right!”

“Being won points is also a wave of yin and yang, brother Bao is too miserable.”

“Brother Mu takes the first, and there is a credit for Tuanzi and Brother Bao.”

“What can’t you do in the dango, the brand is super doubled the first place!”

“I seriously suspect that Tuanzi deliberately gave points to Brother Mu!”

“Brother Bao: What? We are two peasants, and a traitor has appeared? ”

The two of them were quite miserable, but looking back at Xu Mu’s points, he directly added four hundred thousand and rushed to the first.

With 680,000 points, Xu Mu fought casually after him, and finally came first.

He glanced at the ranking, and the group was eliminated without accident, but Brother Bao actually rushed up and was not eliminated, after all, he fought really well.

Following Xu Mu’s mobile phone, the message came, which was sent by Tuanzi.

“Come YY!!!”

Xu Mu suddenly smiled, this is to find his own theoretical theory.

He turned on yy, just entered the channel room, fed it, and the dango began to chant.

“Although I was originally thirty-two, I still had hope of turning over, but because of your game, I lost 220,000 points directly, and although I have been working hard to fight later, but because I owe too many points, the result is that forty was eliminated, you know everything!”

It was obviously her own dish, and if she didn’t see the cards clearly, she followed the cards to super double down and collapsed herself.

That’s the truth.

It’s a fool to just reason with women.

Xu Mu said, “Hey? Can you hear ME? How can I not hear you? ”

“Hey!! Now you hear it!!! ”

Tuanzi’s anger rose again, because what he said just now, Xu Mu didn’t even hear it, isn’t this equivalent to saying it in vain?

“Hear, did you say anything just now?”

Xu Mu asked.

Tuanzi exhaled deeply and said the paragraph just now.

“You know what? Feed? Speak?? ”

Xu Mu’s account exited the voice channel and came in again ten seconds later.

“Sorry, sorry, I just lost the network, how did you say you came from?”

“Poof…”

Tuanzi wanted to cry without tears, almost sprayed a mouthful of old blood on the screen, such a big paragraph, she was stunned to finish it in one breath with lung capacity, and said it twice.

As a result, in the end, Xu Mu actually said that he didn’t hear.

She really wanted to cry out, and by the way, write a miserable word on the screen with her own tears.

Xu Mu said: “Let’s go to the game, in order to compensate you, on this night that should have been a date with my partner, I gave up all the pursuit of my sister to spend quality time with you in the game.” ”

His words brought the angry dango back to his senses.

Yes, it’s still Tanabata today.

Thinking about Xu Mu’s words carefully, he was suddenly not so angry.

“Okay, let’s play LOL this time.”

Danzi said.

The last time they double-rowed together was PUBG, and she thought about playing LOL this time.

The audience in her live broadcast room was immediately dumbfounded.

“Oh, woman, sure enough, changing your face is faster than turning a book.”

“I thought that Tuanzi was going to break up in anger, but I didn’t expect to be coaxed by such a sultry rhetoric.”

“One second I was still feeling sorry for the dango, and the next second I felt like I deserved it.”

“The clown is actually in the live broadcast room!”

“It turns out that coaxing a girl is so simple, I learned it.”

“If you have one-third of Brother Mu’s excellence, you can do this, if not, you will learn for nothing.”

When Xu Mu and Dai Meier were in double rows before, they were all playing PUBG, but when they fought against T1 before, they took the dango and taught her to assist with Morgana.

For Xu Mu, playing which one is the same, but LOL is more confident.

After all, LOL is a god-level skill, PUBG is only a proficient skill, and most importantly, PUBG may encounter plug-ins, even if LOL really has a script, Xu Mu can also rely on the strength of crushing to hang the other party.

Tuanzi said: “Actually, my pesticides are also quite powerful, and we can double-row pesticides if there is a chance.” ”

“If we have a chance to meet offline, you can sit in a double row, which is more interesting.”

Xu Mu said.

“Yes.”

Before that, Tuanzi was looking forward to meeting Xu Mu offline again and singing some songs together.

Now there is another project to look forward to.

After pulling in the line, Xu Mu asked, “Do you want to go with me to the next ten minutes and block the opposite spring, or do you want us to cry in the opposite row of Nakano Ueno?” ”

“Let’s walk down the road together, nothing else, I just want to assist you with the Morgana you taught me.”

Danzi said.

In fact, she was afraid that she would be weird by Xu Mu after being killed by the opposite side in the middle and upper games.

“Touched, teary-eyed.”

They entered the game, Xu Mu chose the fear of the Internet addict teenager, and Delevin mainly played this hero to take off faster, and a knife after getting up was cooler.

The game begins.

They are blue square, and the wild leads everyone to rush to each other’s blue buffs.

Zhongdan Yasuo on Xu Mu’s side said: “The opposite side is to fight the field, the prince comes to the middle to help me a few times, I come to C.” ”

The reason why he said this is because he saw that the opposite praying mantis has a high win rate, so he checked the record, and both pages were winning, and most of them were MVPs, which is obviously a substitute.

“Yes.”

The prince replied.

At this time, they came to each other’s blue zone, Morgana of the group walked in front, and the other party’s Kasha didn’t know what she was doing and saw that they didn’t leave, and was Q by the group…

Everyone stepped forward to output, and Xu Mu found the opportunity to make the last stab and grab the head.

“How? I’m okay with this Q! ”

Tuanzi is proud to invite credit.

Xu Mu: “666.” ”

Tuanzi was silent for a moment and said, “I’m not used to you suddenly not having yin and yang strange qi. ”

I’ve never seen such a strange request when it’s so big.

Xu Mu had to reluctantly say: “This Q is good, the opposite Kasha thought you wanted to predict, he stood still, but I didn’t expect you to predict his prediction, this wave you are in the atmosphere, powerful.” ”

+213 points.

By the way, that’s what it smells like.

The audience in the live broadcast room also did not understand.

“Tuanzi, there’s something wrong with your fetish!”

“It turns out that you like yin and yang, you said it earlier!”

“It’s over, I can’t watch the barrage in the live broadcast room of the group in the future.”

“Yo, I didn’t expect dango to play with pesticides, it’s great.”

At this time, they hit the wild praying mantis, which is what Zhongdan said about substitute training, and issued a sentence.

“If you dare to come against my wilderness, you will wait for me.”

The praying mantis did not give up its own blue, signaled, and the way down still came here, ready to fight.

Both sides of the center had already left, and they fought around the blue buff again.

As a result, Xu Mu took two more heads and took off directly.

When Delevin can receive an axe at the first level, the damage is very high, and few can hit.

“Wuhu! Let’s get off and take off directly!! ”

Dango shouted.

Xu Mu praised: “The two Qs just now are very critical, and winning this game will give you a great credit.” ”

“Good boss!”

They returned to the line, Tuanzi hid in the first grass, the auxiliary piano girl on the opposite side did not expect her to be inside, and when she came over, she was Q, and the piano girl who did not flash was killed by Xu Mu again.

This made them ADC dare not come over and stand under the tower.

The line of soldiers pushed through.

Xu Mu said: “Top tower kill.” ”

“Received!”

Dango walked up to Kasha and asked her in the face while resisting the tower herself.

In the end, he died because of the flash slowness, but Kasha was also killed by Xu Mu for three minutes, and the two people on the opposite side were still level one, which was pitiful enough.

Xu Mu ate another layer of tart skin, made up a few soldiers, and went home to dig out a collector directly.

Teleported back and saved two axes, and the skill slowed down Kasha, who had just two levels, and took it away with three knives.

“Huh? Did you die with three knives? ”

Danzi said with some disbelief.

“Yes.”

+233 points.

Xu Mu is a fourth-level collector with large items, and the opposite Kasha is only second-level, and the damage of the three knives has overflowed.

After pushing the line of soldiers over, Xu Mu and Tuanzi stood on the other side of the tower, and Kasha and Qinnu couldn’t even go back to the tower, so they could only watch from a distance.

At this time, Zhongdan Yasuo on Xu Mu’s side was killed alone.

At the beginning, he said that he would let the prince help him arrest him, but now he has been killed single-handedly.

Xu Mu was indispensable.

“The opposite Zhongshan is so powerful, it should also be a substitute practice! They even practiced double platoons on their behalf, not talking about martial arts. ”

+305 points.

Yasso said: “Ahem, I was careless just now, no flash!” ”

The two even played with memes.

“I feel sorry for Kasha and the piano girl, may heaven have no Delevin.”

“Four minute collector, this is a special hammer!!”

“Three lucky ones, five unlucky eggs.”

“Isn’t the praying mantis on the opposite side a substitute? Let’s do something! Long! ”