Live: I am the master of yin and yang

Chapter 88 Brother, I beg you!!

Xu Mu was particularly happy when he thought of the new project, and he wanted to drink some wine. Xu Mu asked, “Do you have wine at home?” Any wine will do. ”

“Yes, I’ll get it for you.”

Danzi had just stood up when she suddenly heard the sound of the gate opening, and for a moment she was like a frightened bird.

“It’s not good, it’s not good, my parents are back, didn’t they say that they will come back in a good evening!” Why come back now. ”

Danzi instantly panicked.

If her parents had known that Xu Mu was her boyfriend, they wouldn’t know anything, and now they would definitely be angry when they suddenly saw their daughter leading a boy at home.

Even if the pig arches his own cabbage, he even ran to their house to spread wild, who can withstand this.

Some of the six gods in the tuanzi are masterless, but fortunately, Xu Mu is still calm.

“Don’t panic, I’ll go upstairs to your room first and find a chance before leaving.”

Xu Mu pointed to the door again and said, “Hurry up and hide my shoes first.” ”

“Uh-oh, okay.”

Tuanzi forced himself to calm down and ran over to stuff Xu Mu’s shoes into the innermost part of the cabinet.

“Click…”

The door of the room opened and Dango’s parents walked in.

“What are you doing here?”

“Nothing, I see that the cabinet is a little messy, just clean it up,”

Danzi said.

“Yo, today the sun is hitting the west and coming out, our children actually want to get up and clean up the cupboard,”

Tuanzi’s father’s somewhat yin and yang strange words reminded her of Xu Mu who ran upstairs.

“Didn’t you say it would be late? How did I come back early,”

Tuanzi asked Tuanzi’s mother and said: “Temporarily canceled, I came back, have you eaten?” ”

“I’m eating.”

At this time, they all walked into the house and saw all kinds of food on the table.

Tuanzi’s mother said with a slight reproach: “Did you order takeaway again, tell you to eat less of these things, why don’t you let Aunt Zhang make it for you.” ”

Aunt Zhang is their nanny, and Tuanzi specially gave her a day off in order to invite Xu Mu to come home.

“It’s okay to eat a meal once in a while,”

Danzi said.

They spotted another pair of chopsticks on the table and asked, “Who ate with you?” Why don’t you see people? ”

“My friend, he just left, I haven’t had time to clean up,”

Danzi said.

On the surface, she didn’t look abnormal, but at this time, her heart was beating fast, and she felt like she was about to jump to her throat.

Tuanzi’s father saw Xu Mu’s mobile phone on the table and asked, “This mobile phone belongs to your friend, right?” ”

“It’s his, he left in a hurry, and he forgot to take his mobile phone!” I’ll send it to him tomorrow,”

Danzi said.

“Now you young people can live without your mobile phones?”

Tuanzi’s father was speechless when he said it.

Tuanzi said helplessly: “Take care of him, anyway, it’s not that I’m in a hurry, maybe he will come back to get it in a while.” ”

“You kid…”

Tuanzi’s parents still believed her a lot, and did not continue to ask anything. Fortunately, Xu Mu had no other habits and left something behind.

That’s the benefit of the villa.

If the Tuanzi family does not live in a villa, there is no step to open the door, and the door of the room is opened directly when going home, and it is impossible to hide.

“I went to live broadcast.”

Tuanzi went upstairs calmly with a feeling of apprehension.

“Hey,”

Tuanzi’s mother shouted.

Tuanzi shook violently, turned around, and asked, “What’s wrong?” ”

“Do you eat apples?”

Danzi breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that he had found something again.

“No need, I’m full.”

Tuanzi went upstairs safely, and at this time she found that her palms were all sweaty, but fortunately, she had fooled through.

When she opened the study door, she saw Xu Mu sitting in front of the computer playing a game. Tuanzi whispered, “Why are your hearts so big!” ”

“Your room is very soundproof, don’t talk so quietly,”

Xu Mu said.

I didn’t know and thought it was his home, so casual and calm.

“What’s next?”

Dango asked.

“What else can I do, I’ll leave when they sleep, or just sleep in your room, is your bed big?”

Xu Mu said with a smile.

Dango sighed, “That’s all it takes.” ”

“What? Sleep in your room? ”

Xu Mu asked.

Tuanzi gave him a white look, “Of course, you will leave when they sleep!” ”

“I hope the second elder has insomnia once,”

Xu Mu said.

“You!!”

Tuan Zi angrily wanted to give Xu Mu-jio.

“Do you want to start a live stream?”

Xu Mu asked.

“Of course it is, I told them that I came up to broadcast live, and after I started the live broadcast, they basically won’t come up to disturb me, so you can rest assured,”

Danzi said.

Xu Mu got up and said: “Then you start the broadcast, I will sit in front of the computer as a VIP audience group and start the live broadcast as usual.” ”

The audience in the live broadcast room was almost there in a short time.

Tuanzi hadn’t spoken yet, Xu Mu said: “You started at noon today, and you broadcast live for so long in the afternoon, you shouldn’t have to apologize.” ”

As soon as the audience in the live broadcast room heard it, wasn’t this Xu Mu’s voice.

“？？？”

“wdnmd！ Why haven’t you left yet!! ”

“How can the sound be so close! You won’t be…”

“Let’s go! Please! Don’t be at Danzi’s house!! ”

“I haven’t left yet, do you still want to stay overnight?”

Because Xu Mu was standing next to the dango, they naturally sounded close.

“Ahem.”

Tuanzi coughed lightly and said: “You, the audience, have given you such a good position, can you not affect the anchor.” ”

“Yes, but you can’t let me keep watching you play.”

Xu Mu asked, “Do you have a laptop, I can also play with a notebook.” ”

“No…”

“Is there a PS series console?”

“No…”

Although Tuanzi wants to play games with Xu Mu, this condition is really not allowed.

Xu Mu suddenly said: “By the way, did you play those games on the Little Overlord game console when you were a child?” Contra Yeti brothers these. ”

“I played, the neighbor’s children had this at that time, and I occasionally went to play,”

Danzi said.

Xu Mu said: “You download a game platform, and the two of us play these games. ”

“Yes!”

The dango was stunned.

Usually live broadcast by myself is definitely PUBG, occasionally LOL.

Now because Xu Mu is there, and there is no second computer or PS console at home, it is also a good choice to play this kind of game that can be played by two people at the same time.

According to what Xu Mu said, Tuanzi downloaded the game platform and downloaded various classic arcade games through the platform.

Contra, Red Fortress, Yeti Brothers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and many more.

Even if a classic game is only played for half an hour, they have no problem playing until dawn, because there are so many classic arcade games.

Tuanzi may not have played so much, but Xu Mu was the king of arcades when he was a child, and he was proficient in everything.

Xu Mu moved a stool and sat next to the dango, the two were close to each other, after all, they had to use the same keyboard.

Before starting, Danzi said: “I play very generally, maybe there will be some dishes, you don’t want yin and yang weirdness, I can’t do it.” ”

In the past, they just played voice games, and even if Xu Mu was yin and yang strange and angry, no one could see her angry look.

Now that the two are sitting together playing games, if Xu Mu is still yin and yang and angry with himself, Tuanzi is afraid that he will see his angry and corrupt appearance.

“If you mua and I don’t get angry with you,”

Xu Mu said. Danzi glared at him.

“It’s okay to be coquettish,”

Xu Mu said. Tuan Zijiao scolded: “Turn on the live broadcast.” ”

“Then turn off the microphone first,”

Xu Mu said.

Tuanzi turned off the microphone and pulled Xu Mu’s arm for a coquettish, and her own face turned red.

The live broadcast room was quiet for ten seconds before there was a sound, and the barrage was full of question marks.

“Groove! Lao Tzu doesn’t watch it!! ”

“Originally, I had already withdrawn from the live broadcast room, but the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, so I found Xu Mu’s live broadcast room and clicked a report.”

“I’m going to cut this ratio!!”

“Crowdfunding to cut people, I’ll come up with a knife.”

“I can reimburse the travel expenses, provided he has been cut.”

Besides.

Xu Mu also saw a surge in negative emotions.

Negative sentiment value +423

Negative sentiment value +456

The negative sentiment value +499 is again earned in blood.

Tuanzi and Xu Mu began to try out the classic games one by one.

“You wait for me to order brother,”

Shouted after being dragged to death once while playing Contra Dango.

“Hmm.”

Xu Mu is completely used to it, he used to play at this speed, but his friends at that time could keep up, and now the dango can’t keep up.

After Xu Mu slowed down, Tuanzi could barely keep up.

“You just need to dodge the bullets and concentrate on jumping, and the little monster battery in front of you will be handed over to me,”

Xu Mu said.

“Okay.”

This game Xu Mu is too familiar, where there will be what bullets, where there are artillery batteries, how to fight the boss, everything is so light and familiar.

I easily passed the first few levels.

Danzi said with some doubts: “I remember when I was a child, I played the second level at most, why is it so easy to play now?” ”

“You try to walk ahead,”

Xu Mu said.

Tuanzi walked in front of him according to Xu Mu’s words, and the result was quickly hung up.

“Eh… I see, it turns out that it is because of you in front. ”

Xu Mu said: “Where there are quiet years, it’s just that someone helps you carry the weight forward.” ”

“Touched, teary-eyed,”

Danzi said with a smile.

“Stop tears! It’s time to fight the boss,”

Xu Mu said.

Under Xu Mu’s guidance, they successfully cleared the classic version of Contra

“Nais!!”

Danzi shouted.

“We’re too good too! Three lives to clear the level! I remember thirty lives passed as a child. ”

Xu Mu glanced at her.

Tuanzi’s voice changed, “Of course, you taught it well, but I also learned quickly.” ”

They started a second game, and just halfway through the game, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Dango jerked so sharply that he almost fell out of his chair in fright.

“What to do!!”

Xu Mu pointed to the curtain and then to the door. Dango nodded.

Xu Mu put the chair aside and hid behind the curtain himself.

Only then did Tuanzi go to the door to ask what was going on, and after saying a few words, Tuanzi’s mother left.

After waiting for Tuanzi’s mother to leave for about a minute, Tuanzi said: “Okay, come out, Xu Mu walked out behind the curtain.” ”

“Haha-giggle…”

I don’t know how, Danzi suddenly wanted to laugh when she saw this scene.

“What are you giggling about?”

Xu Mu asked.

“Nothing, nothing, let’s keep playing,”

Danzi said. A false alarm doesn’t affect them playing the game.

When a person plays an interesting game, especially with a friend, he does not feel the passage of time at all.

In the midst of laughter, time flies.

Just as Dango got up and prepared to go to the bathroom, he noticed the time.

“Oh my God! It’s already half-past eleven!! ”

Xu Mu didn’t notice before, “Your parents should have slept, right?” ”

Tuanzi said: “You turn off the live broadcast, I’ll go down and take a look first.” ”

Xu Mu nodded.

When Tuanzi left the live broadcast room, Xu Mu turned on the microphone.

“It’s half past eleven, brothers in the live broadcast room, we’re going to sleep, you guys also rest early, I really envy you, you can sleep with your mobile phone for a while, unlike me, hey…”

Negative sentiment value +500

Negative sentiment value +500

Negative sentiment value +500

“？？？？”

“TMD！！”

“Please don’t say it!!”

“I’m so angry! Want to hack this to death than!! ”

“Oooo

“Today is my birthday and my death day, and my heart is completely dead.”

Before Xu Mu left, he also successfully harvested a wave of negative emotions.

After a short while, Danzi came up and said, “They’re asleep, let’s go.” ”

Xu Mu said: “Where are you going this big night?” ”

Danzi crossed his waist and said angrily: “What do you say! ”

“To your room?”

Xu Mu asked.

Tuanzi first froze in anger, and then came to Xu Mu pitifully.

“Brother, I beg you, let’s go quickly.”

Xu Mu pointed to his cheek, self-evident.

Danzi was silent for a moment, but finally gave in, stood on tiptoe, and pecked lightly, “Okay.” ”

Xu Mu said: “It’s okay, to be fair, it’s best to come here when you get to the door.” ”

Tuanzi really wanted to punch Xu Mu.

Xu Mu followed her out of the study and went downstairs with cat steps.

Tuanzi stood in the middle of the living room, looking at her parents’ room, waving at Xu Mu

Xu Mu walked to the door, she retreated to the door, kept sending Xu Mu to the gate, and muscularized again.

“Don’t think about me when you sleep at night,”

Xu Mu said.

“The ghost misses you!”

Danzi said.

“Then I’ll go.”

Tuanzi hurriedly said: “Slow down on the road, send me a message when you get to the hotel.” ”

“Okay, let’s go back,”

Xu Mu replied.

Tuanzi closed the door, and as soon as he walked into the house, the light in the living room turned on, which made Danzi jump in fright.

“What are you doing?”

Tuanzi’s mother asked.

“I… My friend came over and asked for a mobile phone, and I gave it to him,”

Danzi said.

“Oh, go to bed early.”

“Okay, you go to bed early too.”

Tuanzi hurried upstairs, and only then exhaled a long breath. Today’s experience again and again is really scary.

She thought that her mentality was good enough, but she didn’t expect to be so flustered when she encountered something, but fortunately, Xu Mu was calm and steady enough.

After returning to the room, Tuanzi waited to receive Xu Mu’s message before sleeping peacefully.

Before Xu Mu slept, he boarded the dating app and prepared to harvest another wave of negative emotions.

I saw someone post a weight loss record. Xu Mu commented below.

“Don’t lose weight, you’re ugly not just because you’re fat.”

“？？？”

Negative sentiment value +412

I saw someone post a photo of himself reading a book late at night. Xu Mu commented below.

“I’m still reading in the middle of the night, you work so hard, you must have endured a lot of loneliness and entanglement, but I don’t think you are so good.”

“？？？”

Negative sentiment value +488

Ordinary people speak badly with needles to pierce their hearts, and Xu Mu’s words are almost like stabbing people directly with a knife.