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The black monkey king Baicaoshuang tried hard not to let more people and animals know that he was cuckolded, but he didn't know that the sign language he drew had already been broadcast live.

In the live broadcast room, the audience was already boiling.

After all, who doesn't like to eat melons?

Although it's an animal's melon, it's more exciting!

"Is there anyone who knows sign language? Please translate what the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang is saying."

"Come here! Where is my translator?"

"The Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang is saying that he went out to pick fruits and came back. He saw a black shadow riding on his two female monkeys. Before he could fight with it, the other party reacted quickly and disappeared. He couldn't catch up at all.

At that time, he was in a hurry and didn't see the other party's appearance clearly. However, judging from the body shape, it looks a bit like a monkey, but more like a human."

"Puff! The Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang didn't think that the island owner bullied the two female monkeys, so he came to the island owner to settle the score?"

"Strange! Why does the plot described by the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang sound like the action movies I have seen in the island country? , it seems I just watched it last night!"

"The guy above, you are my brother, lend me a movie to talk!"

"Oh my goodness, I have watched too many human movies, but this is the first time I hear a monkey talk about a monkey movie!"

"Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang: I am already very pitiful, is there really no one to speak for me?"

"Green Turtle Dalang: I speak for you! I think we can change our names, my name is more suitable for you!"

Jiangnan ate melons leisurely and said: "I have heard your story and I feel very sympathetic about it."

"I believe Nailiang, Baoqiang, Yufan, these big stars will feel the same as you."

"But why did you come to me? I can't help you with anything!"

As the saying goes, it is difficult for an honest official to judge family affairs.

What's more, Jiangnan is facing a monkey matter now!

As the monkey king, the black monkey king Baicao Shuang should know very well how to deal with this matter.

The worst case scenario is to expel these two female monkeys from the monkey group!

Once a young female monkey leaves the group, it is difficult for it to survive!

The black monkey king Baicao Shuang shook his head and continued to sign: There is a doubt! At that time, I was about to expel them from the monkey group, but they said that it was not intentional, but they were in a daze and mistakenly thought it was me!

Sleeping in a daze, and then...

Jiangnan raised his eyebrows, and he thought of a very classic word: sleep...

Jiangnan shrugged his shoulders and whispered: "No matter whether it is a man or a woman, or a male monkey or a female monkey, after making a mistake, they will say that it was not intentional."

"In addition, they will also say that they just made a mistake that all men or women will make, that's all!"

"Brother, if you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on your head!"

"In the past, one key opened one lock, but now one key opens multiple locks, and multiple keys open one lock!"

"You know, Liu Xing also wants to turn his head green, so look at it more openly."

While talking, Jiangnan, who had finished eating Hami melon, had already stood up, gently patted the shoulder of the black monkey king Baicaoshuang, and was about to turn around and leave to continue sweeping the floor.

As a monkey king, he has no shortage of female monkeys to accompany him, so there is no need to be fussy about this matter.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

The Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang was anxious, and with a strange cry, he hugged Jiangnan's calf again.

Jiangnan was helpless, and bowed his head and said: "You are a monkey king after all, how can you be trapped by love?"

"I have to give you a poem: There are beautiful flowers everywhere in the world, why do you need to look for them around you, there are not many in the first place, and the quality is not good!"

The Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang: "..."

Fearing that Jiangnan would leave, it took the opportunity to wink at the two female monkeys.

After the two female monkeys understood, they came to Jiangnan, opened their hands, and actually gestured.

"You also know sign language?"

Jiangnan was stunned, looked at the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang, and asked in shock: "Did you teach it?"

At this moment, he remembered the classic science fiction movie "Rise of the Planet of the Apes".

In the movie, the protagonist Caesar is a gorilla. After his brain became developed, didn't he start to teach other gorillas knowledge and sign language?

Female monkey on the left: We really didn't do it on purpose. Every time before the monkey king "exercises" with us, he would stroke our fur all over our body with his paws, and the black shadow does the same.

Female monkey on the right: That's right! It must have secretly observed us "exercise" with the monkey king, and took advantage of the monkey king's absence and our sleep to deliberately

Imitating the Monkey King's technique made us relax our vigilance, and naturally we were...

Looking at the two female monkeys who were talking, Jiangnan's eyebrows frowned again.

Who is so perverted that he likes to peek at live broadcasts?

There are indeed many such perverts among humans, but are there also in the monkey world?

Jiangnan grinned and asked, "Have you ever doubted the guards around the Monkey King? After all, they often follow the Monkey King and know the Monkey King best!"

The Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang jumped up and gestured: Impossible! Absolutely impossible! My guards are very sensible. Every time I exercise, they will actively stay away from me!

Female monkey on the left: It's big, really big, no monkey in the monkey group can compare to it!

"Big?"

Jiangnan looked at the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang again, raised his eyebrows, and said, "You can feel this? How small are you?"

"If you need it, I can buy some Shenbao for you!"

"If a man wants good kidneys, he must drink Shenbao! After drinking it, he will be faster than Liu Xiang and taller than Yao Ming. One bottle will refresh your mind, two bottles will never make you tired, and three bottles will make you immortal!"

"Of course, male monkeys can also use it, maybe the effect will be better!"

As soon as this was said, the audience in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Lv Ziqiao: You said all my words!"

"Why is the island owner so familiar with it? Has the island owner eaten it?"

"To be honest, I have a friend who really needs it. Where can I buy it!!!"

"Now everyone in the live broadcast room knows that the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang has become smaller. Not only has he been cheated, but he has also become smaller. It's like a knife stabbing into the heart, a critical hit!"

"Why does the island owner say that it will be more effective on male monkeys? What is the basis?"

"Of course there is a basis, that is rat poison! Nowadays, rats will not die after eating rat poison, but will become fatter and fatter. But as long as people eat it, they will die immediately!"

"Am I the only one who noticed the words that the island owner just said to comfort the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang, each word is more insightful than the other, it's really too damn realistic!"

The Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang rolled his eyes helplessly and continued to gesture: It's talking about body size! That guy's body is really big and strong, at least 1.34 meters tall, half as strong as me!

1.34 meters tall?

What is this?

It's definitely not a monkey!

According to Jiangnan's understanding, the largest red-faced monkey is only more than 50 centimeters.

The black monkey king Baicao Shuang is strong and just broke through one meter. This is just an exception. There can be such a red-faced monkey among tens of thousands of red-faced monkeys.

If it is not a red-faced monkey, what kind of animal is it?

Jiangnan fell into deep thought.

According to the description of the black monkey king Baicao Shuang and the two female monkeys, this animal is obviously much smarter.

It sneaked in quietly while the guards were away, peeped at the actions of the black monkey king Baicao Shuang, imitated them, and finally took over the two female monkeys while the black monkey king Baicao Shuang was away.

Simple operations were used: taking advantage of the opportunity and occupying the magpie's nest.

Even the "True and False Monkey King" was used!

This animal actually knows the art of war!

Jiangnan couldn't think of any animal that could be so smart. Even monkeys similar to humans could not use several strategies in a row.

"Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

The black monkey king Baicao Shuang waved his hands: Mountain ghost! Is it a ghost hiding in the mountains?

Jiangnan shook his head and said, "Compared to mountain ghosts, I prefer wild men!"

"Are there really wild men in this world?"

"Don't scare people, island owner!"

"Wait, were the wild men in the clothing store and fruit store just now also making trouble?"

"Suddenly I felt creepy!"

"It's night now, is the island owner going to tell a ghost story? I have to hide in the quilt!"

"As we all know, the quilt has a barrier!"

The audience in the live broadcast room didn't expect Jiangnan to say such a thing, and they were terrified.

Compared to ghosts, many people are more afraid of wild men.

Because in people's cognition, although they have seen many ghost movies, basically few people have encountered ghosts, let alone supernatural events, and even few photos of ghosts, but wild men have stories and legends all over the world, and there are countless photos.

Especially in some remote and desolate places, wild men seem to appear more frequently.

Ghosts scare people, wild men eat people.

Compared with the two, wild men are more intimidating!