Live: My Ocean Ranch

The live broadcast room is really full of talents.

Jiangnan was drawing while watching the bullet screen, and was amused several times, almost breaking his defense.

"Island owner, my girlfriend and I have known each other since junior high school and went to the same high school. Later, I failed to get into college, but she did. I came to her city and worked to earn money to support her college. Now she has graduated from college and suddenly sent me a message saying that she wants to break up. What should I do? (tears)"

Suddenly, such a bullet screen flashed in Jiangnan's eyes. He decisively clicked to pause the bullet screen and read it again carefully.

"Chen Shimei: I know this!"

"The first person to land, kill the one you love first!"

"Break up! Break up quickly! This kind of woman is trash and a dog, break up sooner and get rid of it!"

"Dog: Please don't insult me ​​with this kind of trash, okay!"

"The ancients were honest with me, the righteous ones were always butchers, and the unfaithful ones were mostly scholars!"

"I remember a while ago there was a girl who wanted to take the civil service exam, and her boyfriend also supported her to study, but they also broke up."

"A few years ago, there was a woman who got seriously ill, and her husband spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to buy a house and a car for her. As a result, after she recovered from the illness, she despised her husband for being poor and decisively divorced him. In the end, her husband became mentally ill!"

"Brother! I suggest you expose your chat records. Once it gets hot, no unit will dare to Use her, not to mention finding a new boyfriend. "

Jiangnan hadn't had time to reply to this poor netizen, and the audience in the live broadcast room had already started to make suggestions. He thought about it seriously and said, "Brother, you can just reply to her, break up, break up if you want to, you are the most troublesome among you!"

"By the way, I would like to advise you a classic saying of Mr. Feng Gong, losing a crooked tree can gain a big forest!"

"Although she has been to college, she has just entered the society. She has no idea how dangerous the society is. She will definitely suffer in the future. You have entered the society so early for so many years, and you must have accumulated a lot of experience. As long as you work hard for two years and get a motorhome, you can definitely find someone better than her."

As soon as Jiangnan finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

"Fuck! The island owner is too flattering. I would like to call it the breakup ceiling!"

"Once you say this, your girlfriend will definitely think that you have several girlfriends, and she is just a fish in your fish pond. No, she is not even a fish. She can only be regarded as a small shrimp. Even if you break up, you have to fill her heart!"

"Just two words, grasp it!"

"The island owner is right. Now that you enter society, accumulated experience is more important."

"The bosses in our class are all bad students who sit at the back and don't listen to the class well. They enter society early. College students have to work for them after they graduate!"

Jiangnan's words made the audience suddenly enlightened.

At the same time, Jiangnan also finished the painting, and the voice of the system came in his mind.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for finishing a picture of the bright moon on the sea, experience +30!"

Only 30 experience points!

Stingy!

But my goal is to paint every page of the notebook, which can accumulate little by little!

Putting away the notebook, Jiangnan thought of the incident just now, and then thought of Zhang Daxian.

An incident happened to Zhang Daxian, the anchor of "King of Glory", during a live broadcast many years ago. At that time, he was broadcasting as usual, and suddenly received a private message, which roughly said that he was under a lot of pressure recently and felt that he could not persist in this world.

After receiving this private message, Zhang Daxian was in no mood to broadcast live. He immediately stopped broadcasting and even stopped playing the half-opened game. He decisively called the police.

It was because of his quick response that a life was saved.

He kept confirming with the police that the audience was successfully rescued and was fine, and then he went back to broadcast.

Although the incident he just experienced could not be compared with Zhang Daxian's incident of saving a life, it was also a successful enlightenment of an audience and a good deed.

This kind of good thing must be done more.

Thinking of this, Jiangnan said: "If you have any questions, you can ask me, as long as it is not as outrageous as before."

After saying this, he regretted it.

Because he saw someone asking why men have to wait until they are 22 to get married, but can join the army at 18?

Someone else asked if being caught on the way to surrender still counts as surrendering?

Someone else asked if he could guarantee that he would not be sentenced if he assassinated the Prime Minister of the Sakura Country?

It's over!

Things will be the same as before,

It's going to develop in an increasingly outrageous direction!

As expected, when Jiangnan pressed the "Agree" button, an even more outrageous question came up.

"Island owner, I have a question. If I develop a controlled nuclear fusion device by myself, can I get a bachelor's degree?"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed one after another after hearing this question.

"What are you talking about? My dear dean."

"I really can't figure this out!"

"This is not a question, this is nonsense!"

"Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just be afraid of one, I'm afraid that what this kid said is true, just like who would have thought that an art student on the other side of the ocean could start a world war after failing the exam?"

"Let me tell you this, don't even mention upgrading from a junior college to a university, even if you want to sleep with a popular first-line female star, I have to arrange it for you."

"Really? If you say so, I'll do it for real!"

"Reba, my wife, for you, I will definitely develop controlled nuclear fusion, wait for my good news!"

"Is the island owner talking, I want to hear your answer!"

Jiangnan had a dark face, picked up the teacup, sipped several sips of tea in a row, and said unhappily: "As long as you can make a controlled nuclear fusion device "If you want to become an immortal, let alone a junior college, the country will have to find a way to help you start the spiritual energy recovery and help you practice!"

"Puff, the island owner is too good at making things happen!"

"Is it okay to become an immortal? Hahaha!"

"If the spiritual energy is really revived, everyone can practice immortality. When you just start to refine qi, there must be people who have reached the golden elixir stage, and even the Nascent Soul stage!"

"If a controllable nuclear fusion device can be developed, maybe it will not be long before the mecha cultivation of immortality. Mecha is the romance of men, just like "Swallowed Star."

"Sorry! Technology is really vulnerable in front of immortal cultivation. Technology is made by rules, and immortal cultivators can make rules!"

Jiangnan took a deep breath and said, "Everyone, please stop making trouble. Now please start the second question."

After another pause, Jiangnan's eyes went dark.

Oh my goodness, how did you ask this weird question?

"Island owner, I have always had a question in my mind: if a venomous snake is bitten by another venomous snake, will it be killed by the poison?"