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"What little monkey?"

"Island owner, please tell me in detail!"

"Gangzi can do housework and farm work. It would be great if she was a beauty!"

"Whether Gangzi is a beauty or not, she is I don't pick people who are not human. Please link Gangzi. I am too lazy. I just need Gangzi. Gangzi also has boxing UI, which gives me a sense of security! "

Jiangnan explained while editing the video: "A blogger abroad rescued a little monkey, and it stayed with him. It learned how to pick vegetables, mop the floor, wash clothes, and even cook. It seems that you can see its videos on TikTok. . "

While speaking, Jiangnan had already opened Douyin and cursed on the spot: "Fuck! Fuck!!!"

Two million and nine hundred thousand!!!

I had only registered Douyin for one day, but it had increased by nearly three hundred 10,000 fans, and the number is still increasing rapidly. This speed is comparable to that of an Olympic champion. He is going straight to become the king of pop Dehua!

Jiangnan remembers that Yang Qian, the first double champion of the Tokyo Olympics, had a surge of two million fans.

Looking at the comments and likes, the number of comments on each video starts at 10,000, and the number of likes starts at 1 million.

This is absolutely It is the most authentic data, without any falsehood, and no one deliberately spends money to buy fans and traffic.

"Don't be surprised, island owner, your goal is tens of millions of fans!"

"That's right! Surpass Xiao Yang, I'm optimistic about you! ”

“Speaking of which, do you dare to surpass it?”

“I really don’t dare. Didn’t Brother Yang say it in the recent live broadcast? The reason why I rarely post videos recently is that I am worried about surpassing it. This is not good! ”

“The island owner , please make a V, there are many imitations of your account on Douyin now, I have found the wrong one several times. "

"Hahahaha, this reminds me of the star Zheng Kai, who had just joined Douyin at that time, I was too lazy to spend money to get a V, and was mocked by netizens for being a fake. This incident even became a hot topic.

Jiangnan thought about it and felt that it made sense. In order to let fans find and follow me faster, I decisively spent money Made a V.

Otherwise, if a fan is deceived by a fake account one day, it will affect his reputation.

After finishing the V, Jiangnan uploaded the videos he had just shot one after another.

In fact, these videos do not need special editing, because each animal They are all very charming. After this period of live broadcast, they have their own fans.

The most important thing is that Jiangnan does not know how to edit. He only needs to mosaic the parts of Gangzi and other animals that are exposed from time to time.

Although Jiangnan knows Not mosaicing will become a traffic password, but there is no need, he has no shortage of traffic now.

As soon as the video was released, the phone started to ring.

If you don't know, you might think the phone is going to explode.

Jiangnan decisively closed The prompt sounded, and he looked through the comments.

In addition to some comments from fans and passers-by, Jiangnan actually saw some comments from big bloggers on Douyin.

The most eye-catching one was the "clean and hygienic" Liu Yong!

How could this man stare at On yourself?

He is an agent who dares to drink Ganges water and eat Indian food. Could it be that he wants to invite me?

Forget it. Compared with drinking Ganges water, I would rather fly in a wing suit!

Wing suit flying is not necessarily You will die, but drinking Ganges water will make you sick for life!

However, out of courtesy, Jiangnan still simply replied to Liu Yong and other big anchors on Douyin with a few small expressions.

After replying, Jiangnan glanced at the barrage and caught a very A topical question.

"Island owner! I'm really troubled recently. My mother asked me to take out my salary to buy a house for my brother. If I don't take my salary, I will be called unfilial. But if I take If I come out, my life will be very difficult, what should I do? "

As soon as this question was asked, it caused a huge response in the live broadcast room, and the audience expressed their opinions one after another.

"Isn't this a brother-supporting demon? You can't give it up, absolutely not!"

"Why would you spend my money to buy a house for you? Isn't this a bandit?"

"I can give the money, but once you give it up, you must immediately sever the relationship between mother and daughter." Otherwise, your brother might cheat you when he gets married in the future!"

Jiangnan was calm and said without changing his expression: "This matter is actually very simple, little sister, please listen to me slowly."

"Just give Your mother said: I will give you whatever amount of money you want, 50,000 if it's 50,000, 100,000 if it's 100,000, if it really doesn't work, I will cut off your kidneys and kidneys and sell them for money."

"In this way , just scare your mother

If your mother says it's okay or doesn't talk so much, give some money first. "

"Then you say: two words, no money, but if I get married before my brother, will I have the money for the betrothal gift? Then the money for the betrothal gift can be used to buy a house for my brother, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds!"

"But the problem arises, can I just find a man to marry? Of course not, if I find a man who doesn't have a lot of money, not only will the betrothal gift not come out, but it will also be easy to get myself involved, so this raises a question, how to find a very rich boyfriend."

"Of course it depends on my personal charm! But where does charm come from? Of course it comes from cosmetics and all kinds of good-looking clothes and bags. After all, clothes make the man, and saddles make the horse. If you are unkempt and wearing cheap goods, no rich second generation will look down on you, so what should I do? What do you rely on to get good cosmetics and good clothes? Of course it's money. ”

“Only by becoming glamorous and beautiful outside can you have a chance to attract the rich second generation, but my salary can't afford those good cosmetics and brand-name clothes. Why don't you help me with some money, mom?”

“Miss, when you finish saying this, your mother must be confused. Not only will she not ask you for money, she may even give you some money!”

Jiangnan had a confident expression of "believe me, it's right"!

The audience in the live broadcast room began to worship.

“Fuck! The problem of supporting the brother was easily solved by the island owner?”

“It sounds like it makes sense. I want to pay for clothes and cosmetics for the little sister!”

“Island owner, your mouth is really useless if you don't go to MLM to be a lecturer!”

“There is a man named Ke and Bi, understand the applause!”

“Island owner, your ICU wave almost burned the CPU of the little sister's mother! ”

“Brother: Mom, we agreed to let my sister pay for the house, why did you give my coffin book to my sister?”

“The island owner is really good, if you have any questions, go to the island owner, absolutely no problem!”

“Island owner, I have a question, recently my teacher asked us to write an essay, but I encountered a problem, how can I not write about rain, but describe heavy rain?”