Live Tomb Robbery: Go Crazy! You still say you’re a cartoonist?

It can only be seen from a certain angle.

Sister Bao’er murmured: “It turns out that he already knew that the big snake was chained, and he could see the length of the chain at a glance, and the distance that the big snake can attack!”

The little Taoist feels that this kind of thing is a bit dreamy:

“The chain is so thin and transparent, how did he find it at such a distance? Even if he found it, how did he grasp the distance so accurately?!”

Ming Po said loudly: “Mr. Chen Chen is too powerful! I knew that if I hand this snake into Mr. Chen Chen’s hands, it won’t be hardened anymore!”

Everyone gave Ming Po a big roll of their eyes.

How did you have the nerve to say such a thing? !

At that time, you definitely wanted to use Chen Chen to delay the transformation of the snake, and you wanted to buy yourself time to escape!

Tungus knew that everyone had resentment towards them, so ~ quickly explained:

“We believe that Mr. Chen Chen will definitely defeat Hua Snake, so we want to lure Hua Snake here, lest the boss get tired from walking!”

In the live broadcast room.

Domestic audiences were all made fun of by Tunguska.

“Ten levels of nonsense! I was afraid that Mr. Chen Chen would be tired from walking, so I brought the snake here!!”

“Originally, I was drinking water, but when I heard this sentence, I almost choked to death!”

“Awesome! I’m convinced! I’m really convinced! I didn’t even use my strength when I conquered the wall!”

“I really answered that sentence, people are shameless and invincible!”

“It’s a good thing to get the name Tungustus, but there’s a tumor growing on his neck!”

The foreign audience vomited:

“When we are blind! As soon as Hua Snake wakes up, you don’t go to so many places, you just look for Chen Chen, don’t you just want Hua Snake and Chen Chen to fight to the death!?”

“The kung fu of opening your eyes and telling lies is amazing!”

“I threw up! This kind of person is actually from the same country as me! What a shame!”

Chen Chen ignored the small thoughts of Tungusdu and Ming Po.

They are not worthy of my heart.

The transforming snake looked at Chen Chen with red eyes, roaring continuously, opening and closing its bloody mouth, trying to bite Chen Chen to death.

It’s a pity that it’s just a little bit worse.

Chen Chen kicked the snake’s head away!

With the stone pillar as the center and the chain as the radius, the snake began to move centrifugally!

It took a full dozen laps before it stopped!

It is naturally a bit strenuous for a snake with such a huge body to perform such high-intensity movements. Its whole head is shaking, as if it is about to pass out!

The snake’s head is five as big as Chen Chen’s, but at the moment it doesn’t have any momentum in front of Chen Chen, it’s a bit funny instead!

Chen Chen calmly took out the magic sword and cut off a large piece of meat from the snake’s tail!

The snake suddenly woke up from the pain, and opened its mouth to kill this human being who dared to cut its flesh!

But Chen Chen’s real dragon blood erupted, and the terrifying dragon’s power pressed down, directly paralyzing the snake to the ground, and he didn’t even dare to move!

Those yellow-brown vertical pupils are full of fear and despair!

This humanoid life in front of me actually has the majesty of a real dragon? ? ? ?

When Professor Ding and others saw this scene, they were so surprised that their jaws almost dropped!

Not to mention kicking the 100-ton snake into the air with one kick and spinning it around a dozen times, you still have to cut its flesh!

That’s all for it!

After the snake was cut off, it still lay motionless on the ground, as if it wanted Chen Chen to continue cutting it down!

Is this masochistic?!

There was also an explosion in the live broadcast room.

Domestic audiences call them experts!

“I have been a chef for 27 years, and I found that the way Chen Chen cuts meat is very professional, which is very similar to the way Paoding kills cattle, so I have reason to suspect that Chen Chen is a hidden master of knife skills! ”

“I want to worship Chen Chen as my teacher!”

“Is this still a cartoonist? Are you sure it’s not a perverted foodie?!”

“I suddenly felt a little sympathetic to these monsters. All the good ones went into the stomach of Mr. Chen Chen!”

“The monster is really miserable!”

“About the fact that the cartoonist I’m chasing is an all-rounder!”

“According to my 30 years of experience as a gourmet, the meat of this snake is extremely fresh and tender, and it is most suitable for soup!”

“Of course, making sashimi is also good!”

“Aren’t those upstairs afraid of eating parasites?!”

“So you need to bring a special microscope when slicing!”

“The feeling upstairs is still a local tyrant! Sure enough, all gourmets are rich!”

While cutting the meat, Chen Chen explained to the audience:

“Because this snake has been locked here for a long time, it is almost starving to death, so its physical strength is not very good.”

“Now, let’s take the meat while it’s weak!”

“Generally speaking, the most delicious meat of the snake is at the tail!”

Chen Chen gently sliced ​​open a large piece of white and translucent flesh with the Devil Slaying Sword, and held it up for the audience to see.

“The snake has not eaten for a long time, and has used up all the stored fat. It can only maintain its activity by absorbing dark energy and dark matter., so the meat will be particularly smooth, delicious and elastic! ”

“Its protein is a hundred times that of milk! Its medicinal value is a thousand times that of ginseng antler!”

“In addition to cooking soup and roasting meat, this snake meat can also be made into medicinal wine with medicinal materials!”

“It has the effect of prolonging life! It can also treat many hidden diseases!”

While Chen Chen was explaining, he cut the meat into thin slices and put them into the spiced stew pot.

The gorgeous flame ignites, and the fragrance instantly fills the valley!

The water is what he brought ready-made.

The fire is the firewood he picked up specially before.

As for where to put the condiments.

Sister Bao’er searched for a long time, but she didn’t see where Chen Chen had a special bag for seasoning, so she didn’t dare to ask anyway.

When everyone saw what was in Chen Chen’s pot, they couldn’t stop drooling!

The snow-white jade snake flesh gradually became plump, and the fascinating color and fragrance touched the roots!

“Gulu!”

Everyone’s gluttons were hooked out by Chen Chen.

Sister Bao’er asked curiously while watching Chen Chen cook:

“Chen Xiansen, how did Li find out the attack distance of the thief turning into a snake?”

Chen Chen said calmly:

“As a cartoonist, I have shown a talent for drawing since I was a child!”

“Especially the thief who draws with compasses! Isn’t it reasonable to see the attack distance of the snake at a glance?!”

Sister Bao’er was speechless.

How many six can there be with a compass?

It’s awesome not to use compasses!

Wait, what does this have to do with compasses? !

In the live broadcast room.

The domestic audience all laughed.

“I have a talent for painting since I was a child, Chen Chen really dares to say it!”

“I feel that the last thing Mr. Chen Chen knows is painting. Let’s switch to a gourmet as soon as possible!”

“That is, if Chen Chen is a gourmet, I can bathe with saliva!”

“The grave robber who doesn’t look like a cartoonist at all!”

The foreign audience believed it!

“My foreign teacher also has this ability! You can draw a circle with any radius without a compass!”

“So that’s how it is. I’ve learned it too! Find a cobra and try it right away!”

“Wait a minute, when you use the chain upstairs, remember to tighten it a little bit, or you won’t get any results from the experiment!”

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“So I learned it with compasses, I understand! I’m going to use compasses to practice this technique!”

“Great Xia Kingdom’s kung fu is really amazing. I want to use compasses to practice! When my kung fu is perfect, it will be the day I leave the customs!”

Domestic audience: “…”

Do you really believe it? !

That’s it, even ghosts won’t believe it!

Should I say you are easy to deceive, or should I say that you are fun? !

Use a snake for cultivation, if you try it, you will die!

Professor Ding and the others could only smile.

I believed in your evil!

Seeing that everyone looked at him in disbelief, Chen Chen quickly blocked everyone’s mouths with snake meat.

“This snake meat will be ready soon! The snake is huge and has a lot of meat. Come and taste it!”

After everyone heard this, they wiped their saliva and sat down obediently with their bowls in hand.

And Mingpo, Tungusdu and others also want to eat, but even if they are as thick-skinned as them, they are too embarrassed to go there!

Just after cheating Chen Chen, if you brazenly beg for food, you will be drowned with saliva!

They could only wipe their saliva like the audience, and watch Chen Chen and the others feasting on them with resentment on their faces!

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Even, they were tortured more than the audience!

Because the audience can’t smell the smell!

The stimulation is much smaller than theirs!

Hei Yan said sourly:

“This snake meat must be smelly! I smelled that snake particularly smelly before!”

Both Ming Po and Tungus could only nod silently, deceiving themselves that the scent they smelled was an illusion.

Ming Po touched her withered stomach, smiled wryly and said:

“Let’s get something to eat too!”

Because they didn’t bring pots and pans and all kinds of seasonings like Chen Chen, so naturally they can only eat military canned food!

The dry taste is tormenting just thinking about it!

What’s more, there is the sound of Chen Chen and the others sizzling, drinking soup and eating meat, which is simply tormenting!

Ming Po couldn’t bear it anymore, walked up to Chen Chen, licked her face and said:

“Mr. Chen Chen, your meat is really delicious, can you give me a taste?”

Chen Chen picked up the rest of the meat with his chopsticks, chewed and swallowed slowly.

The little Taoist smiled wickedly, and scooped up the last bit of soup!

After Chen Chen finished eating the snake meat, under Ming Po’s awkward gaze, he said apologetically:

“I’m so sorry, I’ve already eaten! Remember to come earlier next time!”

Ming Po looked at the snake’s severed tail, where there was still a large piece of meat to be cut!

He really wanted to cut off a piece himself, and leaned in the direction of the snake.

Suddenly, Ming Po felt that the air around her was a little cold.

It seems to have dropped a lot?

“Ming Po, look up quickly!!”

With the shouts of his teammates coming from behind, Ming Po hurriedly raised his head, and immediately met the icy vertical pupils of Hua Snake!

Contains extreme coldness and evil, making Ming Po’s soul seem to be frozen!

“Shua!”

Mingpo’s body glowed with a dim light, struggling to resist the mental attack of the snake.

Staggering back a step, he almost fell to the ground.

“Huh~huh~”

so close!

Mingpo breathed heavily, and his forehead was dripping with sweat. If he hadn’t had the ability to cultivate the spirit, he might have been directly impacted by the snake spirit and become a vegetable just now!

The icy vertical pupils of the snake still stared at Ming Po from afar, making Ming Po’s scalpNumbness, shortness of breath.

How dare you lay wool on the transformed snake? !

Ming Po returned to her camp in desperation, with a hint of embarrassment and anger, resentful towards Chen Chen and others in her heart.

……begging.