Liyue Fengxiangren of the original god

"Yes, yes, it's me, Xiangzun, I'm Sailor Tidal, can you let me speak normally, this posture is too uncomfortable!"

"oh."

Gu Sanqiu let go, let the poor doll boy get up from the ground, took a few breaths and hurriedly wiped off the dust on his body.

"Why are you here, and I remember that your name is not in the list of doll clothing workers."

Chao Chao took off his headgear and let out a long sigh of relief: "This is, this is the backstage spare clothes, which I borrowed to escape."

Gu Sanqiu narrowed his eyes: "Borrow?"

"Your next explanation determines how long you will be imprisoned after you return to Liyue Port, so think it over."

"Uh, well I was wrong, I snuck this up from backstage."

Chao Chao grabbed Gu Sanqiu's arm: "Xiangzun, you came just in time. I really want to make a contribution to my crime. Can you tie me back to Liyue Port? I won't sleep until I clean up the entire port area today!"

"I'm exhausted to death, and I'm going to file a lawsuit. Yan Fei will definitely not help me with this kind of lawsuit."

Gu Sanqiu shook off Chao Chao's hand: "To be serious, how many girlfriends are you surrounded by?"

Chao Chao suddenly became restless: "What do you mean by 'how many girlfriends'? Obviously, I only have one girlfriend, and that is the one I love!"

"They are all people I love, so each one is my girlfriend, but I will always have only one real girlfriend!"

Chao Chao clenched his fists and said impassionedly, "That's love!"

Gu Sanqiu put a knife on Chao Chao's neck neatly.

"continue?"

Chao Tide's body stiffened for a moment, and finally calmed down.

"Then what, Xiaocui has been pestering me, wanting me to accompany her to participate in this event, saying that after participating in this kind of event, I can imagine our life with children in the future, and I can also gain from the event in advance Some parenting experience."

Chao Chao said with a grunt: "I really can't hold her back, and she also went to check in advance that I have no work arrangements for a few days, so I can only come."

Gu Sanqiu understood: "Then you met several other 'people you love', that's the meaning, right?"

"Uh, that's about it"

Chao Chao's tone suddenly became proud: "I just took a look from a distance and knew that girl was Sisi, so I ran away early!"

"Xiaocui heard that I was looking for a reason to run away again, and followed me relentlessly, so she could only 'borrow' a doll costume for a while."

Chao Chao looked at Gu Sanqiu: "Xiang Jun, what, I have a legitimate reason for this, can you take it into consideration when sentencing?"

Gu Sanqiu supported his forehead: "Two people can scare you away? Either find a chance to meet alone, or just use your original 'ordinary friend' excuse. It doesn't take so much trouble."

Chao Chao laughed awkwardly, the corner of Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched, and he instantly understood the other party's subtext.

"Come on, someone else is coming."

"A ship boss who I just met not long ago, I heard that she seems to be the sister of a major shareholder of a certain chamber of commerce. She is about three or five years older than me. It took me a lot of effort to make her fall in love with me!"

Yoho, got it.

Gu Sanqiu laughed: "Boss, even if you are related to the major shareholder, your ability to work should not be underestimated."

"In short, it's not easy to fool, right?"

Chao Chao nodded his head, "It's fine if only two come, but after the boss of the ship comes, I can't help it, and something big will happen!"

"Xiangzun, you are the guardian of Liyue, please do your best to save me!"

Fuck your uncle's guardian, aren't your girlfriends Liyue people?

Young Master, why should I choose to protect you exclusively!

Gu Sanqiu gritted his teeth, why did this guy overturn in his place!

The old Neptune is about to be caught suddenly, isn't this kind of operation really playing me!

Gu Sanqiu doesn't want any negative news about the events he holds!

The bastard!

As a qualified, even an excellent Neptune, don't you know that many places such as rooftops, amusement parks, and commercial streets are places where the plots of Hatchet and Shura are high?

Where do you have the guts to go here!

If you want to die, don't die in my place!

Sensing Gu Sanqiu's increasingly gloomy face, Chao Chao immediately swooped and hugged Gu Sanqiu's thigh.

"Xiangzun, do me a favor, save me!"

"It's hopeless, wait until you die, I hope that your hard-to-fool ship boss and lover won't beat you half to death, and then hang you under the keel of the big ship with a rope."

"At that time, it will be unclear whether you will be drowned or eaten by sea fish and sea monsters. Your death method will definitely be very interesting, and I will open a handicap to make a fortune. "

Tide panicked even more, this way of dying sounds terrible!

Gu Sanqiu slapped a coupon on Chao Chao's face: "Don't say I didn't take care of you, the emperor-level supreme service coupon of the Xiangshengtang, a good thing that no one can ask for."

"Although there is a high probability that you won't be able to earn enough money to spend your whole life at your age, it's still enough to make you a prosperous business."

"Give you a chance. Each doll costume is stationed in a different area. The Mond style will teach children to learn to sing bard-style poems, and the Liyue style is to guess riddles."

"Which way to run, this is something you have to consider."

"Get out."

Tidal ran away in a hurry, but he didn't forget to take the coupon with him.

Then, under "coincidence", Gu Sanqiu wandered around several girls he "met" one after another, and sold a message.

A man in a doll costume ran away in a panic, but he didn't know where he went now.

"I'll give you a chance, but it's only a chance."

In fact, to be honest, Gu Sanqiu is really looking forward to seeing the scene of Chao Chao being executed.

Lynching like being tied to a keel is not advisable, but it's good to have the tides in your textbooks as a reminder to women to be careful of the smooth talkers around you.

The event continued, and Gu Sanqiu deliberately searched the venue to ensure that there was no possibility of a second "tide incident".

If there is a second one, he will definitely catch both of them together, and then turn these bastards over to the General Affairs Department for disposal.

If the plot really unfolded like this, he would have ordered them to be humanely destroyed if they were not guilty of death.

Mond, Dawn Winery.

With a knife and fork in hand, Kaiya was slowly cutting a piece of meat steak with an attractive color.

Today is another day of fishing.

Coming to Chenxi Winery is already the limit. If he didn't find a good reason, he would like to go to Qingce Village for a walk. I heard that it is very interesting.

"Master Kaiya, do you need some more wine that entered the cellar twenty years ago today?"

Heipi smiled and nodded: "It's troublesome."

Adeline poured Kaya a drink very contentedly.

That's right, that's right!

This is the atmosphere of home!

"I didn't expect that Mr. Di Luke, who is always busy with everything, would invite me to dinner. I am really honored."

Diluc put a piece of steak into his mouth, chewed it slowly before speaking.

"Originally, I wanted to give you a coupon for unlimited drinks for the day, but considering that this would increase the operating costs of the tavern too much, I can only reluctantly treat you to a meal."

"So don't get me wrong, you are not as important as that little operating cost."

Kaia's forehead tensed.

This bastard old man!

Adeline is worthy of being the head maid of Chenxi Winery. She put the wine on the tray and asked the maid to take it aside, and then held a vase in her arms with her backhand, so that Kaia could see it clearly without turning her head.

"Master Kaiya, this is a gift from the master."

Diluc frowned slightly: "Adeline, that's just a prop for teaching him a lesson because he thinks his taste in art is really bad."

Adeline maintained the high-style smile unique to maids, put the vase aside and poured wine for the two brothers.

"Things about my master who is too stubborn"

As the head maid, she just needs to keep smiling now.

Could it be possible to tell the truth?

As a maid, it is absolutely not allowed to speak ill of the master.

Kaiya chuckled and raised his glass to signal: "Master Di Luke's lesson, this is something that ordinary people can't enjoy."

"Look at that old-fashioned and somewhat elegant style, it really fits your style."

Di Luke was still cold: "Well, it's good to know. Regarding this aspect of learning, even if you are a distinguished high-level executive of the West Wind Knights, you have to learn from me."

The brothers toasted and drank, but were essentially hard-talking brats.

No happy birthday, no thank you.