Liyue Fengxiangren of the original god

"Well, it seems that I can't escape a beating today or so."

Gu Sanqiu disappeared: "When it's time in the evening, remember to come over for dinner with the girl, Dad, don't forget."

"A beating?"

Zhong Li picked up an ancient book quite calmly, but the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously while reading the book.

"Not always."

Gu Sanqiu, who had no idea what happened, rushed to Guiliyuan, then raised his head and let out a lazily shout.

"Brother Mandrill—help me."

So lazy that anyone who heard him would never think he was in danger.

Mandrill showed up helplessly: "What is it?"

Seeing the Lord coming, Gu Sanqiu instantly changed his countenance, and took out the scroll with his backhand.

"The emperor's law is aimed at this, General Jinpeng obeys the order!"

"Calling Xiao Hei to my house for dinner tonight, how dare you violate the decree of disobedience!"

elf:

He saw the name of the god at the end of the scroll, which represented the rock king, but the golden light and rock elemental power on the god's name were a little erratic, obviously just randomly made things, and the signature was not stable.

To describe it in the words of the mortal world, it is that the emperor's decree in front of him is not even dry.

"Drill, accept the order."

Mandrill took the blank scroll and looked at Gu Sanqiu, who was triumphantly pretending to be a tiger, with helplessness on his face.

"As for what?"

"Nonsense, of course."

Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes: "Brother Mandrill, you have a criminal record, you will listen to me if you don't come here with father's decree?"

Directly, quickly, accurately and ruthlessly rule out all possible things that may happen.

Gu Sanqiu patted Brother Mandrill on the shoulder with a smile on his face: "Don't worry, we are all acquaintances tonight, remember to come, if you don't come, I will sue."

"knew."

Mandrill nodded and watched Gu Sanqiu fly towards the direction of Fulongshu. It was no problem for Xiao Hei to ask him to shout, he knew where the other party hid and slept.

Grandma Ping and Yaolu Weng don't need to take care of themselves. According to the usual practice, Grandma Ping goes to the two apprentices' homes in turn to celebrate the New Year, and Yaolu Weng must have gone to join in the fun.

Sister Beidou was kidnapped by the crew in a fancy way, so she won't be able to come this year.

Gan Yu and Shen He must be returning to the mountain, and I don't know what strange gifts this hot woman will prepare for the apprentices this year.

I am a little outrageous.

The closer to Fulongshu, the more "heavy" Gu Sanqiu felt.

Anyone who faces the end of himself must be like this, roughly similar to the Caishikou player who is about to be beheaded.

"Then what, sir, are you at home?"

Gu Sanqiu knocked on the seal, and flew back without even bothering to listen to the sound, the speed was extremely fast under the blessing of the gale force.

"Looks like he's not at home, let's call other people first."

Afterwards, the core vortex of the seal circulated, and a huge dragon arm stretched out from it, dragging Gu Sanqiu into the seal.

"Boy, you are very courageous."

Ruo Tuo looked at Gu Sanqiu with a "you're dead" expression on his face: "Tell me, what kind of beating can be done so that it won't affect your cooking at night."

Gu Sanqiu:

Fengxiang was cautious: "It's better not to hit me, otherwise, if I feel uncomfortable somewhere, it may affect my control of the heat."

"You think it's possible?"

Ruo Tuo directly chose to do it: "Come here, let me measure your current strength!"

"Die!"

Seeing the huge fist directly hitting his face, how could Gu Sanqiu not know that this is clearly the force that wants to punch himself to the ground!

"Then come on!"

a minute later—

"Take it easy, sir, you're going to die, you're going to die."

Gu Sanqiu was lying on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, while the big man in golden armor stood aside with his arms folded.

"Yes, it has made great progress."

Gu Sanqiu's eyes lit up: "Then can we go?"

"Let's go? This is where we are going."

Ruo Tuo showed a smile that made Gu Sanqiu tremble: "This injury is nothing to you."

"Oh, my bones are broken and I can't get up. I guess I have to go outside to order a New Year's Eve dinner."

Ruo Tuo patted Gu Sanqiu on the head kindly.

"I know that as time goes by, your skin will only become rougher and thicker, and the same force will only become lighter when you hit you. The key point is that I am afraid of killing you, so I dare not increase the force casually. "

"So, I thought of another way to deal with you kid."

Gu Sanqiu stammered: "So, what is the solution?"

"Then you'll be fine."

Ruo Tuo waved his hand, and several boxes quickly flew over from the depths of the seal.

"Fengzhang cloud pattern Xiaxian skirt, lotus green leaf elegant skirt"

Following Ruo Tuo's introduction one by one, Gu Sanqiu's face became paler and paler.

"This is your collection, Mr. Moruotuo."

Rock Dragon Supreme:?

Ruotuo raised his brows: "I will never change my nature, you boy. I also said to give you a chance to know your mistakes. Now it seems that there should be no need for this."

"Choose which one you want to wear."

It's really (beep——) women's clothing! !

Gu Sanqiu looked at Ruo Tuo pitifully: "Can I not choose?"

Ruo Tuo smiled more and more kindly: "Okay, then how about you spend this year's Sea Lantern Festival with the energy of the earth's veins."

Gu Sanqiu still wanted to struggle: "If I live with the energy of the earth veins, what will you eat at night!"

"You said it yourself, we can order a table of dishes, and we don't need to cook it ourselves. Anyway, it's not like that guy Morax doesn't know what's going on here."

Ruo Tuo (benevolent version): "Why, do you have any questions, I just happen to have several complete sets of makeup props here."

"It's been thousands of years, why don't we call Morax, and let's clean up and take a good look at Liyue Port?"

It's over.

This is almost playing the card and asking yourself which one to choose between the small-scale social death and the Quanliyue Hong Kong social death.

Anyway, there is no third option!

Gu Sanqiu lowered his head and sighed: "Okay, okay, I'll wear it."

"But correspondingly, Master Ruotuo, you have to go out with me."

Ruo Tuo happily touched Gu Sanqiu's head: "Okay, it's not right to be a son, it should be a daughter. These are the New Year's clothes that your godfather prepared for you. It would be too heartbreaking to refuse."

After a sound of dressing——

With the hem of the skirt tied up and the sleeves rolled up, Gu Sanqiu had a disillusioned expression on his face.

"Let's go, sir."

"Which girl wears skirts like you!"

Ruotuo slapped Gu Sanqiu on the back of his head: "Put it down and wear it well, you don't need to fight at this time!"

"I've never seen any elder hit his little girl with such force!"

Gu Sanqiu put on the skirt normally: "Do me a favor, sir, use the earth's veins to move to the Jingshan Palace, and let's call the ruler of Xumi over to celebrate the New Year."

Ruo Tuo glanced at Gu Sanqiu strangely: "You still want to go out like this?"

Gu Sanqiu sighed: "That's right, I regret it, I should have come to find you, sir, last."

"Come on, you boy, a manly man, let's go."

Ruo Tuo grabbed Gu Sanqiu's arm, and one person and one dragon disappeared within the seal in an instant, and appeared directly on the top of the Jingshan Palace in the next instant.

A bizarre scene happened underground in Sumeru. The moment Ruo Tuo stepped onto the land of Sumeru, the dead zone in all directions shrank instantly, and the black-red vines and the core tried desperately to hide, as if they had sensed something. Terrible presence.

Some of the little ones who had emerged from the soil were shocked to see this strange scene, but it was not clear why.

The instigator, Ruo Tuo, pressed the top of the Jingshan Palace.

"Divine power, there is also a layer of early warning that I don't know what kind of power it is. It is not very convenient to force it."

"Calm down, Mr. Ruotuo, this place might collapse if you make a move."

Gu Sanqiu reached out and patted the roof: "Just knock on the door."

"It's you guys, it's so rare"

Nashida froze.

With long black hair and a heroic face, it's Sanqiu.

But why are you wearing a skirt!

"In short, things are complicated, but I'm here to invite you to Liyue for dinner."

Gu Sanqiu still maintained a Buddha face: "Is it convenient?"

Naxida nodded blankly: "It's convenient, just leave a projection in the Jingshan Palace."

But she still wanted to know what was going on.

"Okay, don't laugh, don't ask, let's go."

Ruo Tuo took the two of them to teleport, and the destination was directly selected to the courtyard of Gu Sanqiu's home.

call--

Gu Sanqiu floated into the kitchen like a gust of wind, and by the way locked the door with ten or twenty formation seals, and started cooking.

"What's wrong with that kid?"

Ning Guang, who was drinking tea, was a little puzzled, then got up and knocked on the kitchen door.

"Shall I come in and help?"

"No! Sister, just sit down and greet them, and I'll cook the meals by myself!"

Golden Retriever, Paimon: ?

This voice sounded like a panic.

Ning Guang thinks so too.

But Ningguang chose to respect her brother, and then smiled at Nashida with a tender face on her knees.

My brother is cooking, so he is responsible for entertaining other people.

Ruo Tuo and Zhong Li looked at each other, and successfully activated the voice in the team.

Zhongli: Did he really wear it?

Ruo Tuo: Nonsense.

Zhong Li showed an expression of "I really don't know what to say".

Although emotionally, he really hoped that the rebellious son would be dealt with severely, so that he could remember to respect his own life.

But he really didn't think that Ruo Tuo would think of such a method, and he was shocked at that time.

Sure enough, Ruo Tuo has been influenced by the Gu family.

There was a knock on the door, and Zhong Li raised his head: "It should be the Hall Master and the others who have arrived with the wine, so I'll open the door."

"No, I'll go."

Ruo Tuo stood up to open the door, Ning Guang took the opportunity to sneak up on Emperor Yan Wang.

"Mr. Zhongli, is this also my brother's friend? He always looks very majestic and domineering."

Zhongli drank tea silently: "Under the dragon tree."

Condensation:? !

real or fake!

He originally thought that this was just a certain green forest hero called by a certain younger brother who had a lot of friends to eat, but it turns out that this person's identity is so amazing!

"Qiuqiu, the hall master has arrived!"

Hu Tao hugged the petite Qi Qi, behind him stood a handsome guy with green hair wrapped around a snake, and at the end stood a young man wearing a small cap askew.

"Oh! What a strong brother, thank you for opening the door for us."

Calmly, Hu Tao patted Ruo Tuo's thick arm, and walked in with Qi Qi, Bai Shu also nodded to Ruo Tuo, maintaining politeness.

Wendy looked at the strong man in front of her in shock.

"Why are you here too!"

Ruo Tuo glanced at him: "I should say this, and the little dragon beside you."

"Twarin sleeps in the source of a thousand winds to repair his injuries and resist wear and tear, and he can't make it through."

Wendy smiled: "It's interesting and interesting. I didn't expect everyone to be able to come so complete this time. It's also rare."

"It's a pity that there is a guy on Mond who can't reveal the ruins for the time being, otherwise, if you call him over, you two should be very interested in fighting."

"Yes, it's rare."

Ruo Tuo closed the door, and a group of people sat in the courtyard, and under Ning Guang's suggestion, they started the process of "one game for one day" in Liyue Millennium.

To be honest, after seeing the extremely well-behaved Naxida playing Liyue for thousands of years, not only being able to do a job with ease in front of the crowd, but also maintaining some slight advantages, Ningguang already understood what kind of existence the other party is.

Demon god level existence, and according to previous information, there is a high probability that this person is Xu Mi, who is unknown to the world, and few people know what she looks like "Little Auspicious Grass King".

Ning Guang didn't panic at all, anyway, these were all connections from his silly brother, but he was in a complicated mood.

Emperor Rock King, Supreme Rock Dragon, Great Sage Conquering Demons, Sumeru's Little Auspicious Grass King, and a younger brother revealed that it was Monde who ruled.

Gao Zhan among immortals like my younger brother doesn't even need to calculate, it's unnecessary.

With this kind of lineup, if someone really has the courage to decide to make trouble in Liyue Port at this time, since it is a big holiday, they should be able to leave a whole body.

Or simply disappear without a sound, the kind that doesn't even need to clean up the ashes.

Due to too many participants, this piece of Liyue Millennium has turned into a situation of multi-country melee.

Even those who are giggling like Wendy put on their hats seriously, thinking of ways to strengthen themselves.

All the people here are monsters. If you don't take it seriously, you will easily be swept out of the game in the first place, which is too shameful.

The god of Mond wants to play Liyue's game in Liyue's territory, and even kill all directions!

"Qiuqiu, open the door, my hall master is here to help you!"

"No, let's play!"

Hu Tao gritted her teeth, and looked down at Qi Qi who was looking at the seal.

"Old Ancestor, Qiuqiu doesn't give face, can you break this seal?"

"Yes, it's not difficult."

Qiqi reached out her small hand and tapped lightly on the door: "The power is not complicated, but it needs a little external stimulation to distract little Guzi."

Hu Tao's eyes rolled: "Qiuqiu! There are demon gods and demon god remnants outside who want to invade Liyue!"

"What? They're all resurrected?!"

With a thought in Gu Sanqiu's mind, the majestic and powerful golden light of the sun swept across Liyue Harbor in all directions, and rectified some evil spirits that had just emerged.

"No, it's obvious that there is no god who invaded Liyuegang and Qingcezhuang, girl, are you reading it wrong?"

Hu Tao showed an evil smile: "That's right, Qiuqiu."

boom!

Qi Qi clenched her small fist and smashed open the door, and Hu Tao threw herself at Gu Sanqiu with an "Aww".

"Bold Qiuqiu, my hall master kindly wants to help you, but you are so evil!"

Hu Tao was so frightened that he summoned the stick of Goma, and waved it at the back of the "monster"!

"Calm down, it's me."

When Hu Tao heard the familiar voice, she abruptly stopped her attack, rubbed her arms in distress, and her hands felt sore from forcibly pulling back.

Hearing the exclamation, he immediately became vigilant. To be precise, the golden retriever who had failed in the IQ competition also moved over in an instant, but after seeing the inside of the kitchen, the Wufeng sword in his hand fell with a clang.

He saw a Sanqiu in women's clothing? !

The long black hair was tied into a ponytail, and the "beauty" turned around amidst the smoke and fragrance, like a fairy coming to the world, and also like a virtuous housewife who brought out meals from the kitchen on time after get off work.

All in all, it’s fine to be beautiful, and it would be even more perfect if that Buddha’s face could smile.

In other words, the blemish of the expressionless face that sees through the mortal world is the reason why this "peerless beauty" in front of her looks like a mortal.

Even Qiqi was stunned for a moment, and stared closely for a long time before she realized it.

"Yes, little Guzi, that's right."

"Hahahaha, why did you become like this, kid?"

Hu Tao laughed and hugged Gu Sanqiu: "Qiuqiu, no, sister Qiuqiu, you have really become a sister now!"

The golden retriever looked terrified, but this did not prevent him from joking.

"So that's the real reason why you called me over for dinner? You actually prepared such a show for me, you're too polite Sanqiu."

Gu Sanqiu glanced at Jin Mao: "There is another skirt, do you want to wear it?"

Kong shook his head resolutely: "Forget it, I can wait for the meal, and I can help you set the tableware."

"I know what you guys look like after seeing it."

Hu Taole ran out joltingly: "Sister Ningguang, Qiuqiu has become sister Qiu'er!"

Gu Sanqiu:

Should I finish cooking under the dragon tree before coming out?

Upon hearing the news, Ning Guang immediately entrusted the poker game in her hand to Hu Tao, and Wendy, who is not too serious, also handed over the poker game to Kong, and came to enjoy the women's clothing autumn.

Only Zhongli, Xiaohei and Baishu remained calm.

Anyway, I will definitely see it later when I eat, no hurry, no hurry.

Xiao Hei intends to save face for his family.

Ning Guang rested her chin on her hand and gave a pertinent evaluation: "Well, it's very beautiful."

Wendy also nodded: "Nephew, if you like it, next time I come, I will bring you some women's clothing with Mond's characteristic style?"

Gu Sanqiu's forehead tensed up with blue veins: "No, you just go out and wait for dinner, please don't come in."

Ning Guang asked in a low voice, with a distressed tone: "What's the matter?"

Gu Sanqiu cried and said: "I was angered."

Wendy snorted and said, "Don't listen to him, he was punished by the two biggest elders for doing dangerous things by himself."

"Well, it should be punished."

Ningguang instantly changed sides: "How can you only wear skirts? Makeup should also be arranged."

"Sister, get out!"

"Very good, just the last dish."

Gu Sanqiu, who had already opened his hands, came out with the last soup dish.

"You're seated, everyone. Please close the game and play it after dinner. Anyway, there's still enough time."

Bai Shu and Mandrill were stunned at the same time. Although they had already heard it from others, it was indeed amazing to see it with their own eyes.

Xiao Hei covered his face, and then secretly said a few nonsense words like one generation is better than one generation.

"It suits you quite well."

"Thank you, I think so too."

Gu Sanqiu put down the food: "There are juices, drinks and tea, how about you?"

Gu Sanqiu glanced at the dining table, and then at the front of his father.

The sea and the land are auspicious, and the world of mortals is full of joy, so Gu Sanqiu cooks all kinds of dishes.

No, Dad doesn't eat seafood, so I deliberately avoided that position when I set the plate.

What does it mean to be facing a pile of seafood?

Gu Sanqiu turned the dial, Wendy smiled and turned it around, and then turned the seafood in front of Zhongli.

Gu Sanqiu, who didn't believe in evil, turned around again, but this time it was Ruo Tuo who shot.

Oh, I got it.

Well, you old urchins play by yourself.

Gu Sanqiu didn't bother to care anymore, and glanced left and right when he sat down.

I'll go, judging from my superficial identity, I'm the one calling, and I'm the one cooking, so it seems that I'm the only one who can get up and speak.

"Forget it, don't engage in those weird things, eat something to drink."

Gu Sanqiu was the first to move his chopsticks: "Let's eat!"

Hu Tao looked at Gu Sanqiu with a smile: "Qiuqiu, why don't you change your clothes anymore? Could it be that you have fallen in love with this skirt?"

Gu Sanqiu ate the food with a Buddha face, then picked up his own wine glass, and put his arm around Kong's shoulders.

The golden retriever sitting next to him: What's the matter?

Gu Sanqiu changed his appearance in an instant, put on a soft and charming look, and handed the wine glass to Jin Mao's mouth.

"Officer, let's have a drink with my slave~"

click.

Mandrill and Xiao Hei accidentally broke their chopsticks, and everyone present looked at Gu Sanqiu in horror.

Are you too deep into the drama?

"Damn it, I also want to be treated like this by Qiuqiu, I don't even have that kind of treatment!"

Gritting her teeth, Walnut moved the chair and changed the seat with Golden Retriever.

Kong was grabbed by one sleeve tightly by the vigilant Paimeng, looking at Sanqiu as if he saw the hateful girl who wanted to poach the wall.

Kong subconsciously patted his chest, he was indeed frightened just now.

But after seeing Sanqiu's "That's it?" expression, Sora instantly understood.

Sure enough, there is a price to pay for watching the excitement, let alone a person like Sanqiu who will never take revenge overnight.

Kong raised his glass to Gu Sanqiu, and raised his eyebrows by the way, indicating that he was not frightened at all.

It was completely different from the tension and restraint that he expected, it was very relaxed, and Sora liked the atmosphere.

It's great to sit here with Paimon and reunite with all of you.

Hu Nuo, who hadn't passed the crop just now, stuffed the juice glass in his hand to Gu Sanqiu.

"Talk to me like you did just now, Qiuqiu!"

Gu Sanqiu rolled his eyes: "Dream, who are you, you, I want to eat well."

"Ahhhh, hateful Qiuqiu!"

Ningguang smiled helplessly: "Don't look at it, everyone, we eat our own, don't worry about these two children."

"It's said and it's said."

Wendy nodded hastily: "Come on everyone, I'll do it first!"

Looking back, Gu Sanqiu looked at Hu Tao with her bulging cheeks and a displeased face, and couldn't help but reach out and scratch her nose.

"Okay, Mr. Hu, can you give me a face and drink this cup?"

"My slave, my slave!"

Gu Sanqiu shook his head, then lightly rested his head on Hu Tao's shoulder.

"Mr. Hu, my family here wishes you a happy new year, good luck and good health."

Hu Tao hugged Gu Sanqiu's shoulders, drank the juice quite happily, and even had the momentum of drinking a full glass of high-grade wine.

"Okay, okay, little lady is listening!"

The corner of Gu Sanqiu's mouth twitched, and after sitting up straight again, he poured himself a glass of wine, and quietly looked at the people who were already fighting for a drink. To be precise, it should be Wendy who singled out others with his drinking capacity.

There are relatives and friends in the eyes, and good wine in the cup.

Sea lanterns dancing in the sky, Qianyan Town Baogang.

Joy soars to the sky, and peace fills the world of mortals.

Only think about the samadhi here, and don't want to be pure in Zen.

Gu Sanqiu drank the wine in the glass and joined the lively drinking party.

"happy holidays!"

Happy New Year's Eve, book friends (ˊˋ)