Lonely Immortal

"That's not necessary. I'm not feeling well tonight. Let's do it another day." Zhang Zhiwen didn't want to continue to tangle with the courtesan. He had a vague feeling that things were not going smoothly, but he still had to make it clear to the other party that he didn't want to stay.

"My husband, if you are not feeling well, then I won't force you to stay, but I still have something to say to you. Didn't you say that I could tell you something?"

The courtesan obviously saw that Zhang Zhiwen's so-called discomfort was an excuse. If Zhang Zhiwen really wasn't feeling well, then what's the point of getting married? If it's rotten like this, it should have been buried in the ground long ago. How could he still run around and have the mind to marry a wife?

Seeing her like this, Zhang Zhiwen was a little helpless. He could only stay temporarily again. He looked at the courtesan and said, "Well, then please speak, my lady."

Zhang Zhiwen planned to let her speak out. After she finished speaking, maybe the matter would be over, and she wouldn't have to come to tangle every day, so he simply solved the matter once and for all.

"Well, my husband is still good to me."

The courtesan suddenly said this again, but Zhang Zhiwen ignored it. He felt that if he said too intimate words to the courtesan, it would be a dangerous behavior. He should just listen to her.

Seeing Zhang Zhiwen like this, the courtesan didn't seem to care. Instead, she smiled and said, "My husband, you said that you have become normal now, and then you will marry me. Then I really want to know, when did my husband like me?"

Zhang Zhiwen was a little speechless. Why did this topic never end, but he had to perfunctorily say, "I probably liked you when I saw you."

"Oh, so, then my husband should not have been stupid before, and stupid people would not like women."

The courtesan said, and also teased Zhang Zhiwen. Zhang Zhiwen was also a little speechless. He didn't know what happened to this courtesan tonight. Before, he felt that she was extremely fierce, but now she was so gentle, but she was a needle hidden in cotton, not so easy to deal with.

It seems that this courtesan is very good at both hard and soft tactics. She can fight and scold, and can be gentle to others. She is very difficult to deal with. This makes Zhang Zhiwen have to be cautious and will not underestimate her just because she is a weak woman.

"By the way, husband, do you have anything to say to me?"

The courtesan asked back, which made Zhang Zhiwen stunned. He didn't expect that the courtesan would actually checkmate him. How should he answer? If Zhang Zhiwen said that he did have something to say to the courtesan, what would Zhang Zhiwen say? If Zhang Zhiwen said no, the courtesan would definitely say some reasons to question his marriage.

This woman is really hard to please. No wonder the ancients thought it was very troublesome. It was always endless and could not be explained clearly. Some things are better to know in general. Why bother to get to the bottom of it? It's so boring.

"Husband, what's wrong with you?"

The courtesan saw that Zhang Zhiwen couldn't answer and didn't say anything, so she asked again. Zhang Zhiwen couldn't help but sigh, and then said: "Of course I feel a little uncomfortable, so I plan to take a rest."

"Wait..."

Seeing that Zhang Zhiwen was about to leave, the courtesan naturally refused. She held Zhang Zhiwen, then smiled and said: "Husband, you are anxious, so I will ask you a few questions in the end, and you just need to answer me truthfully. What do you think?"

Zhang Zhiwen felt that the courtesan would definitely not let him go so easily, and he was a little helpless now. He couldn't quarrel with the courtesan at this time. This was their wedding night, how could he mess around? Generally speaking, he still had to handle the relationship with the courtesan well.

Although the wife should respect her husband, it depends on the situation. If the husband treats his wife coldly, it is not appropriate and it is not appropriate to spread it. If the matter gets out of hand, Zhang's father and mother will interfere. Zhang Zhiwen is most afraid that they will interfere, and then things will be more complicated.

Rather than that, he plans to solve the problem with the courtesan privately now.

Therefore, Zhang Zhiwen said: "Okay, then you ask me, my lady."

"Okay, I have asked my husband two questions before, no, three questions, and next, I will ask my husband another three questions."

The courtesan looked at Zhang Zhiwen and saw that he seemed to be quite patient, so she said: "Husband, who are you?"

After this, Zhang Zhiwen was stunned and looked at the courtesan in shock, but the courtesan smiled faintly and said: "Husband, do you think that I am easy to fool?"

"What do you mean?" Zhang Zhiwen frowned slightly. He seemed to underestimate the courtesan in front of him.

"My husband, who am I? Am I a prostitute, or a fickle woman who is not faithful to her husband, as everyone says? Is that right or wrong?"

The courtesan was very clear about her situation, which was true, but Zhang Zhiwen was just wondering why she would say it out loud. Knowing this is one thing, but saying it out loud is another.

But Zhang Zhiwen didn't say anything, basically acquiescing that the other party was right.

"Okay, since I'm a prostitute, my husband's family has some status and background, why would my husband marry me? I'm afraid there must be a lot of pressure and resistance, right?"

The courtesan continued, but Zhang Zhiwen remained silent, because there was no need to say more about this matter, everyone knew it, but Zhang Zhiwen was curious that the courtesan actually told him so directly.

Seeing that Zhang Zhiwen still didn't say anything, the oiran sighed slightly: "Oh, actually, the more people talk, the losers, sir, do you understand what I mean?"

Zhang Zhiwen was stunned. He really didn't understand what this meant. What does it mean that people who talk more lose more? What did they lose? Where did you lose?

But the oiran just sighed, then cheered up, and continued: "My husband was a fool, but now he has become smart and has come back to life, but I want to marry you again, so why do you think I am doing it? Do I want to marry you again?" I don’t know what’s going on with you now? I don’t know what your Zhang family is thinking, but I’m just curious about why you did this, and aren’t you curious about why I did this?”

Zhang Zhiwen did not expect the oiran to tell the story in one breath, which surprised him, but Zhang Zhiwen pondered for a moment, and then said: "Madam, it was my fault before. In this way, if you have anything, just ask and tell me. Try to make it clear."

"good!"

When the oiran saw that Zhang Zhiwen was actually willing to tell the truth, her eyes lit up.

"Now, let me ask you now, who are you?" the oiran asked.

Zhang Zhiwen thought for a moment, and then said: "I am a cultivator of immortality. I came here accidentally and seemed to be trying to break through. It is a long story. Generally speaking, I am not who you know, but you, I am actually I don’t know you, so the specifics are very complicated, but as long as you know, I won’t harm you, and you shouldn’t have much to do with me. Do you understand what I say?”

The oiran didn't expect that Zhang Zhiwen suddenly said such a lot of words, and these words were extremely strange. Most people would find it strange when they heard them, but the oiran suddenly laughed, then nodded and said, "I understand, okay, since My husband is so sincere, so let me tell you why I want to marry you, what do you think?"

Zhang Zhiwen was actually a little curious about this, so he nodded and said, "Okay, then I'm all ears."

"Well, it's like this..."

The oiran's eyes seemed to be filled with memories, and then he spoke slowly.

As Zhang Zhiwen listened, his expression began to change, because the oiran was telling her story, but if Zhang Zhiwen had not heard this story, he would never have thought of such a thing in his life.

This story happened when Oiran was a child. Oiran was born in a poor family in the countryside. Later, her parents died. That year, there was a drought in her hometown. Then, she came to the county town to beg for a living. At that time She was still young and didn't understand things, so she was tricked into becoming a thief.

But the fate of the thief is conceivable. The oiran was caught, but she was a woman. Therefore, the other party did not chop off her hands and feet, but sold her to a brothel. Therefore, the oiran became a brothel. woman.

But she was too young, so she could only start as a maid, but she was already sold. In this way, she stayed in a brothel for several years, and before she was an adult, she showed herself to a master. On.

The master spent a lot of money to buy her. The matter was finally completed, but the process was still a bit complicated.

"Master Lin agreed to give three thousand taels of silver, but in the end he only gave one thousand taels. The madam disagreed, but the old man sued the county government, saying that the madam had teamed up with others to deceive him and set a trap for him. , Naturally, the county government official believed what he said. They were all colluding, so the madam had to give money to the old man, and the old man just bought me back..."

The oiran continued to speak, and Zhang Zhiwen just listened. In fact, it was not a strange thing at this point, but Zhang Zhiwen was a little surprised by the oiran's words afterwards, because the oiran discovered that this master was actually secretly practicing the secret of immortality.

"Oh? How did you know?"

Zhang Zhiwen was very surprised. This oiran was from this secret realm. How could a person from this secret realm be able to cultivate immortality? Either that or it's fake.

But Zhang Zhiwen did not expose it directly. Instead, he first looked at how the oiran knew. And from what she knew, we could generally judge some clues to see if this so-called secret of immortality was really a fairy trick.

"Of course I know. He loves me the most, so how could I not know? I have seen him practice with my own eyes. He smokes clouds and smoke like a god..."

The oiran seemed to describe it very realistically, and he was actually vomiting clouds, but Zhang Zhiwen found it a bit funny. There is no such thing as vomiting when cultivating immortals. He has never vomited clouds since he became an immortal, but he felt a little strange. , why does the oiran care about this matter?

Therefore, Zhang Zhiwen didn't ask any more questions. He asked the oiran to continue. Then the oiran said that this man was like this every day and was not obsessed with women. If that was the case, why did he marry her in the first place? This made her a little puzzled.

But soon, she found out that this man was a cannibal. He ate people in the basement every day, and he ate a lot of people...

Having said this, a smile appeared on the oiran's face. She actually smiled, which made Zhang Zhiwen a little wary, because shouldn't the oiran be afraid when she said this? Why did he suddenly show such a weird smile?

"Hey, it turns out that eating people is the so-called immortality, but he is not as simple as eating people. He has a way to turn into that person after eating people..."

The oiran said, and Zhang Zhiwen couldn't help but ask: "Oh, is he the so-called master? Or is he a monster?"

"Hey, sir, I didn't expect you know a lot..."

The oiran glanced at Zhang Zhiwen, but before Zhang Zhiwen could say anything, she continued.

This gentleman sometimes transformed into other women, and then went out to seduce some men back. As time went on, gradually, this gentleman's ability to smoke and smoke became stronger. He also showed off in front of the oiran, until the oiran accidentally learned of this gentleman's plan. Only when she eats her again after she reaches adulthood will the oiran know how to resist.

The oiran secretly inquired a lot about monsters, and she discovered that she was born on a yin day in a yin year, a yin month, and she has an extremely yin body. This so-called extremely yin body is actually the extremely yin holy body. It is the Eucharist.

"Holy body?"

Zhang Zhiwen was finally shocked.

"Yes, the slave family is indeed..."

The oiran suddenly called herself the slave family, and then she continued as if nothing happened, "The slave family knew that the slave family must be unusual. This must be related to a dream she had when she was a child."

"Oh? What did you dream about when you were a child?"

Zhang Zhiwen felt that this oiran was not simple, and the things inside seemed extremely complicated, and even had a lot to do with his breakthrough, so he subconsciously asked.

"No, let's talk about how the master monster will deal with me first, right? My husband, are you tired?"

The oiran suddenly returned to her identity as a wife and asked with concern.

Zhang Zhiwen was a little speechless. The oiran might have some brain problems, but he shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter, just tell me."

"Oh, that's okay..."

The oiran continued, and she mentioned that she was going to find a way to deal with this master, but Zhang Zhiwen was actually very strange. Wouldn't it be better for her to escape secretly?

But the oiran didn't say anything about this. She must have been controlled by this old monster with something, and she probably couldn't escape.

And she asked a lot of mages, because what she had to deal with was a monster, but she didn't dare to say that this master was a monster, so it must be all circumstantial inquiries.

Finally, she once went to a Taoist temple and met a man, who told her how to deal with this kind of monster.

This person told her that the best way to deal with this kind of monster is to use immortal methods to break up his soul. So what are the immortal methods?

This man gave her a talisman, which he hid in his sleeve. When the old monster showed up and wanted to eat people, she would take it out to deal with him, and she would definitely be able to beat him to death.

"Then you should be done, right?"

Zhang Zhiwen couldn't help but ask, yes, if it doesn't work, the oiran will definitely...

Not necessarily, but what if this oiran turns out to be that old monster? Suddenly, Zhang Zhiwen's expression changed, but the oiran said with a smile: "Master, don't panic, I am not that old monster. Look at you... Of course, I will kill him. No, this is still his monster pill." !”

The oiran stretched out his hand and opened his palm. Inside was a green bead, which was obviously the demon pill.

Zhang Zhiwen also saw the demon pill for the first time, and he was a little curious. He wanted to take it for a look, but the oiran stopped his hand, then smiled mysteriously and asked: "Ms. sir, do you know who the person I met in that Taoist temple is?" ?”