Longevity: Start From The Entry Of Luck

Chapter 190: He can finish it, but it'll give me diarrhea if I do a handstand!

Time slowly passed.

On Jiang Yuan's side, the aroma of the roasted dragon slowly wafted through the air, carried by the gentle breeze, reaching everyone's noses.

Instantly, the sound of gulping could be heard.

It was the sound of everyone swallowing their saliva.

Situ Hao's throat also twitched, and the woman in the green dress next to him tugged at his sleeve.

"Senior brother, I really want to eat it!"

Situ Hao smiled bitterly and shook his head. He didn't want to invite trouble.

On the other side,

Jiang Yuan looked at the dragon, which was being roasted until it oozed oil, and said, "Xiaoxiao, flip it over for him!"

"Yes, young master!"

She turned the barbecue grill that Jiang Yuan had condensed with the Gengjin Qi, and the green dragon was instantly flipped over.

Sizzle!

Suddenly, a few strands of azure flames burst out. These were the flames caused by the dragon oil dripping onto the bonfire.

"The body of the dragon is indeed extraordinary!" Jiang Yuan said lightly.

It had been roasted for a long time, but it still hadn't been roasted to a golden and crispy texture.

Shu Xiaoxiao's face was slightly red from the intense heat, and she wiped the sweat from her forehead.

"Yeah! The fire is so fierce, yet it still can't fully roast the dragon. It's so hot!" she said, sticking out her tongue and using her small hand to fan herself.

Mu Qianru suddenly stood up in surprise. "Touch it, touch my stomach. It's finally gone! Haha!"

Jiang Yuan looked at her speechlessly. "What's there to be happy about? You'll probably get up again later unless you only eat a little."

"Eh?" Mu Qianru's expression suddenly froze.

Then she became a little dejected. "Wuwuwu~ I'll probably end up being pregnant again later. It's so embarrassing!"

Then she looked at Shu Xiaoxiao and Jiang Yuan. "I envy you two! How can you eat without getting full? Your special constitution is simply amazing. No wonder your cultivation speed is so fast!"

She suddenly thought of something and stared at Shu Xiaoxiao, then at Jiang Yuan.

"With such similar constitutions, could you two have any blood relationship?"

Shu Xiaoxiao spoke up. "What are you thinking! How could I possibly have a blood relationship with the young master?"

"My parents sold me to a brothel to save my younger brother. If it weren't for the young master appearing in time and saving me, I would have ended up as a corpse in a stinking ditch!"

"Everything I have now is thanks to the young master. His actions are even more valuable than saving Xiaoxiao's life!"

Upon hearing Shu Xiaoxiao's account, Mu Qianru nodded slightly.

"That's true. For ordinary women, a brothel is worse than a hellish abyss. Your parents were heartless. If it were me, I would definitely seek revenge!"

Shu Xiaoxiao smiled gently. "Forget it, after all, they gave birth to me and raised me. They have nurtured me."

Mu Qianru shook her head. "I'm not as magnanimous as you."

Then she smiled again. "Maybe that's why I'm going to join the Demon Sect! But I think it's good. Whoever treats me well, I'll treat them well. Whoever treats me badly, I'll definitely seek revenge!"

Shu Xiaoxiao smiled softly.

"That's good. Living like this is carefree and without too many worries."

"Yeah!" Mu Qianru suddenly giggled.

Jiang Yuan suddenly said, "Stop chatting, you two. It's about to burn!"

"Ah!" Shu Xiaoxiao suddenly exclaimed, quickly turning around and flipping the body of the dragon.

Several hours later.

At this time, the scent of meat filled the area for dozens of miles, and the people in the distance stared at Jiang Yuan's side, occasionally swallowing their saliva.

They could feel their bodies emitting an intense desire.

"Just wait a little longer, after they finish eating, I'll go get some dragon meat!" someone murmured, followed by a chuckle.

At this moment, Shu Xiaoxiao said, "Young master, it's almost ready!"

Jiang Yuan immediately smiled, finally able to start eating.

He hadn't felt this hungry in a long time.

But now, he was experiencing this feeling again.

Mu Qianru also said, "The snake soup should be ready too!"

"No rush!" Jiang Yuan laughed.

The three of them immediately started eating.

Jiang Yuan cut off a large piece of meat from the back and put it in his mouth.

As he chewed, his eyes suddenly brightened.

After chewing several times, he finally swallowed it.

As the dragon meat entered his stomach, he immediately felt a warm flow spreading throughout his body.

His whole body felt warm and comfortable.

"Good stuff! It's worthy of being dragon meat, worthy of a triple-transformed great demon!" Jiang Yuan exclaimed.

"Yes! Yes! It's delicious and chewy!" Shu Xiaoxiao nodded repeatedly in praise.

Her mouth, however, didn't stop.

Mu Qianru, on the other hand, had a pained expression on her face. "This delicious food, but my stomach is so small! It's so uncomfortable!"

After saying this, she turned her frustration into strength and opened her mouth to tear and bite, completely disregarding her image.

Shu Xiaoxiao did the same.

Jiang Yuan looked at the two in front of him and nodded slightly.

Indeed, good-looking people are good-looking no matter what.

Seeing the two of them eating with big mouths, the onlookers couldn't help but salivate.

"Gululu!"

"Gululu!"

It sounded like someone drinking water.

"I'm so envious! I suddenly envy the Demon Sect Saintess and the little maid by Jiang Yuan's side, being able to eat such delicious food with him!"

"Yes! Yes!" a girl in a light yellow dress nodded repeatedly.

Someone comforted themselves, saying, "Don't worry, once they finish eating, we'll naturally get a share."

Then someone laughed and said, "Brother, didn't you just say that anyone who dares to treat the demon race as food will be hunted down by the demon race?"

"That... that's not... that's not..."

"What's not?"

"That was just a joke, wasn't it?"

Just a moment later, Mu Qianru clutched her stomach and exclaimed, "I can't eat anymore, I'm full!"

"This unreliable stomach!"

During the conversation, she slapped her belly hard twice.

Jiang Yuan was immediately attracted by her actions and laughed, "This is more like being pregnant for ten months!"

"You're still laughing, they all say I'm pregnant with you!"

"Uh," Jiang Yuan immediately smiled awkwardly and continued eating.

Watching Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao devouring their food, Mu Qianru looked envious.

She turned her head to look at the expressions of the people in the distance and smiled.

She had heard their conversation clearly.

So she understood their intentions. After Jiang Yuan, Shu Xiaoxiao, and herself were all full, they would come and get a share.

It sounded wonderful.

In the minds of normal people, a dragon as huge as this could never eat enough.

And with a slightly smaller black python, the three of them would never be able to finish eating.

Unfortunately, they were clearly mistaken. Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao were not ordinary people.

They were like gluttons in the world, and everything they ate did not cause any ripples in their stomachs.

Under the gaze of everyone.

The two of them gradually gnawed off half of the dragon's body, and their speed did not decrease at all, still orderly sending it into their stomachs.

"What's going on? How can they eat so much?" someone exclaimed in surprise.

"I don't know! I've never seen anyone who can eat like this before."

"Eat so much? This isn't a human, it's the incarnation of an ancient monster!"

"No, it should be called a glutton! The legendary glutton is like this, eating everything, devouring everything!"

.

Facing the admiration of the crowd, someone consoled, "It's okay, there's still plenty! Even if they can eat a lot, they can't finish all of this! Look at that demonic cult woman, she can't eat anymore!"

Upon hearing this comforting voice, the crowd nodded in agreement.

"Brother, you're right. I don't believe that the two of them can eat so much that they can devour this dragon that's over ten zhang long! If they can finish it, I'll use my head as a ball for you to kick!"

Under the gaze of the crowd, time slowly passed.

Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao ate steadily, bit by bit, until they had eaten the entire body of the dragon!

Among the crowd.

"Is that what you meant, Brother?" someone looked at the brother who had just made the oath with a strange expression on their face.

That person's face turned pale and green in an instant.

After pondering for a few moments, he suddenly prostrated on the ground and closed his eyes, saying, "Come on! Kick me!"

"Admire!" someone clasped their hands and said, "Brother, you speak and act with determination, we greatly admire you. But I'm sure no one will come to kick you, Brother, rest assured."

As soon as he finished speaking.

A girl wearing a light yellow dress happened to be standing behind his head, tiptoeing and kicking, hitting his skull directly.

Bang!

A muffled sound.

That person was instantly kicked a zhang away.

"Uh" Everyone looked at the girl in the light yellow dress and couldn't speak for a while.

Especially the person who had just spoken, his face was even more embarrassed.

The girl in the light yellow dress blinked her big eyes when she saw everyone's gaze.

"Why is everyone looking at me like this? I'll get shy!"

"I was just fulfilling his wish, otherwise it would have been so embarrassing for him to come down from the stage!"

The man who was kicked out came over, holding his head.

"Ouch!"

He kept gasping for breath.

As he walked in front of the crowd, he saw Jiang Yuan and Shu Xiaoxiao in the distance stopping their fight.

Jiang Yuan even burped.

Upon hearing this burp, his eyes turned slightly red.

"I don't believe they can finish this pot of snake soup! If they can't eat dragon meat, it's good enough to have a little snake soup!"

Upon hearing his words, someone immediately teased, "Brother, what if they can finish this pot of snake soup?"

"It's impossible!"

"I mean, what if they can?"

"If they can finish it, I'll have diarrhea on the spot, how about that!"

His eyes turned slightly red.

"Listen, everyone! He said it himself, I didn't force him!"

On the other side,

Shu Xiaoxiao touched her flat belly and said, "It's so delicious!"

Her actions immediately caught Mu Qianru's attention.

She looked at Shu Xiaoxiao's flat belly, then looked at her own belly, which was like being pregnant for ten months, and couldn't help but feel like crying.

The two of them rested for a moment.

Then they came to the pot of snake soup again.

Jiang Yuan drank a bowl and savored it carefully.

Then he frowned and said, "Just average!"

Shu Xiaoxiao also drank a bowl and said, "Indeed, just average. After eating dragon meat, drinking this snake soup feels ordinary."

"Yeah!" Jiang Yuan nodded, then sighed slightly.

"Never mind, let's make do with it for the essence it contains!"

So, in the gaze of everyone, the two of them drank bowl after bowl, gulping it down.

As they watched the snake soup in the pot getting less and less, the person who made the vow became more and more displeased.

The girl in the goose-yellow dress exclaimed, "Can those two really finish all of this pot of snake soup?"

"No way! No way!"

"Shut up!" the person who made the vow scolded.

The girl in the goose-yellow dress shrank her neck and complained, "So mean!"

After a while, they saw the pot of snake soup completely empty.

The person who made the vow suddenly had a black face, then his expression changed again.

"Hehe!" The girl in the goose-yellow dress laughed, "Diarrhea on the spot!"

Upon hearing this, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

After a while, someone burst into laughter.

With this laughter, it seemed to trigger a dam-breaking effect, and everyone burst into laughter.

After a few moments, someone spoke up to console, "Brother, it was just a joke, no need to take it so seriously!"

"Yeah!" someone nodded, "It's just a joke, livening up the atmosphere, no need to take it seriously!"

The next chapter will be updated tomorrow, possibly a bit later.

(End of this chapter)