Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

　　"Dogs, are you sick? Why don't you eat duck?"

　　"You eat duck, it's sweet and sweet."

　　While Qin Qing was talking, he opened Xiao H's head, trying to put the thorn plum into it.

　　"Hahaha, my mother! Xiaoqing is too cooperative, isn't it?" Zhang Zifeng couldn't help laughing.

　　"Little darling, don't listen to your Uncle Huang, he's swearing." He Jiong held back his laughter and ran to Qin Qing's side to pick him up.

　　"Hahaha, my mother! I'm attending a relative's funeral, and I can't help laughing and screaming. My mother wants to beat me, what should I do? Wait online, I'm in a hurry."

　　"Upstairs, if I remember correctly, you said yesterday that you were attending a relative's wedding."

　　"Do you want Xiaoqing to be so cute?"

　　"Today I went to the after-sales to replace the screen, and the after-sales said that the broken one is not within the scope of the three-pack."

　　"I envy you. You look good and you speak well. I will work hard to move bricks and try to integrate into you."

　　......

　　"Cheng, Lao Huang, you are ruthless! Half of this wild boar's family, I will not take advantage of you! This pig's head and pig's butt together add up to thirty or forty pounds! By the way, and this pig's water, all for you , when I let you take advantage of it!"

　　While Huang Lei was talking, he swung his knife and chopped off the pig farts of the two pigs.

　　The most laughable thing is that Huang Lei said that pig ass.

　　Wild boars are no better than domestic pigs, and pig head rou has nothing.

　　"emmmm, it's not enough, come on, don't you like to eat pig's trotters? I'll give it to you too!"

　　Huang Lei thought about it, and then separated the four pig legs from the kneecap.

　　What do pig trotters eat?

　　A little bit of collagen?

　　Most of this wild boar is skinny, and this pig's trotters are also pitifully thin, with only a few bones left.

　　Looking at a bunch of wild boar parts, Lao Huang's face completely collapsed.

　　But what can he do?

　　Is he helpless too?

　　When I met Huang Lei, who was covered in oil, he had to fill it up even if he was crying.

　　"Hahahaha! Jiang is still old and hot, and Lao Huang is going to be depressed!"

　　"I just like Papa Huang's bad appearance. Did I learn badly too?"

　　"Bad learning +1!"

　　"Give it to me, the pig can go into the water, I don't dislike it!"

　　"A weak question, am I the only one who thinks that water is better than rou?"

　　"Hahaha, tasteful! Here's a bowl of Baishan large intestine soup!"

　　"Fuck, fellow! Make an appointment tomorrow!"

　　"Pfft! Is this some internet buzzword?"

　　"Intestinal battle, you understand."

　　......

　　After tossing for a whole day, it was not until one o'clock in the afternoon that Huang Lei was able to prepare a meal for the whole family.

　　Fragrant wild boar rou, pickled pepper wild boar rou, braised wild boar rou, pickled cabbage rice sweet fish.

　　There is also Shanzheng Xiaolu, fried bamboo shoots and vinegar-rolled cabbage.

　　"My mother! This is too extravagant, right? A table of rourou!"

　　After Mr. He's thousand-year-old opening remarks, he raised the enamel cup: "Chef Huang worked hard, Chef Shan Zheng worked hard, come, let's toast the two chefs together!"

　　"Don't respect me, respect Xiaoqing if you want to. We are all thanks to Xiaoqing to eat such a good dish!" Huang Lei said to Qin Qing with the enamel cup.

　　"Yes, yes, we also have to respect our little lucky star, so that we can eat rou and drink heavily here!"

　　"Xiaoqing, my sister respects you too!"|

　　Although Qin Qing didn't know what it meant, but seeing that everyone's expressions didn't look like a bad thing, so she held the yogurt and touched everyone.

　　"Xiaoqing eats rourou."

　　Cheng Yuqi, Zhang Zifeng, Mai and He Jiong spoke almost at the same time, and handed it to Qin Qing with the braised rou in between.

　　"Well, it's the first time I met such a popular guest, I'll see if these people can fight."

　　"That's right, it's nothing to do with our two old men anyway. Come to Lei Zi, I'll take a piece for you too."

　　"Okay, we're the only two left to comfort each other, and I'll clip a piece for you too."

　　Huang Lei and Shan Zheng acted on the side.

　　The atmosphere was somewhat awkward.

　　Especially Cheng Yuqi and Zhang Zifeng.

　　Originally, there was a strong competitor. For them, wheat belonged to the third party. The problem is that the strength should not be underestimated.

　　Qin Qing did not refuse anyone who came, and accepted the kindness of the four people.

　　"My God, this wild boar with pickled peppers is too delicious, right? I thought it would have a bit of an earthy smell, but not at all. It tastes better than domestic pigs."

　　"Mai, why do you only eat vegetables and not rou?"

　　He Jiong, who was about to sink into the wild boar rou, glanced at Wheat and asked with a puzzled face.

Chapter 40 I want to lose weight and not eat meat, it's delicious!

"As for losing weight, I will join the group in two days. Sister An told me not to eat high-calorie food for this period of time and to control my weight." Mai took a bite of cabbage and said pitifully.

　　"Sister Mai, that, that sister An won't let you eat rourou, good or bad! Sister Mai is not afraid, Xiaoqing will help you beat her!" Qin Qing raised Mengmeng's little fist seriously.

　　At least in everyone's eyes, his fist is cute.

　　"Hahaha, I can't take it anymore! Why is there such a cute child!" Mai couldn't hold back in front of Qin Qing, and couldn't help pinching Qin Qing's tender white face.

　　"Children's faces cannot be pinched, they will drool."

　　Zhang Zifeng felt that she could no longer sit still, she couldn't help but think of Qin Qing's kisses taken away by wheat, and her heart ached.

　　"Well, my mother said the same thing when I was a kid."

　　For the first time, Cheng Yuqi took a clear stand on Zhang Zifeng's side.

　　"Why do you drool? Sister Zifeng, you pinch Xiaoqing's face every day, do you want Xiaoqing to drool?"

　　Qin Qing's words once again resolved the awkward atmosphere.

　　"Hahahaha, I'm still an upright boy!" He Jiong couldn't help laughing.

　　"Xiaoqing, you have no conscience, when did I pinch your face? I just touched it?" Zhang Zifeng was a little embarrassed when Qin Qing broke the lie.

　　"Uh, Xiaoqing made a mistake. Sister Zifeng didn't pinch Xiaoqing's face." Qin Qing nodded seriously.

　　"Hahahahahahaha! My God! How many of you guys, are you still not letting people eat?"

　　He Jiong smiled and held the bowl, almost lying on the table.

　　"Come on, give Peng Peng a close-up."

　　He Jun's voice fell, and Peng Peng immediately appeared in the camera.

　　I saw him stuffed with wild boar rou, chewing full of oil.

　　At the same time, Peng Peng's chopsticks just happened to be on the side of the fragrant wild boar Rou's plate, so he wouldn't be able to pick it, and it wouldn't be if he didn't.

　　"Peng Peng, look at Mai, and then look at you! Although you don't look as good as Mai, you are an idol star anyway. Besides, you are the one who set the flag." He Jiong continued to tease.

　　"Mr. He, this is my strategy. Only when I'm full will I have the strength to lose weight, right? I'll put my words here today. I'll start at six o'clock tomorrow morning and walk three kilometers fast on the mountain road!"

　　After being told by He Jiong, Peng Peng couldn't hang up, so he just kept doing it and put another piece of rou into the zui.

　　"I believe it, really! I have always believed what Peng Peng said!"

　　"For Peng Peng, weight loss is just a mantra."

　　"I feel sorry for me, Mai, but I can sit still in front of a pile of delicious food! Tricky, wipe your saliva."

　　"Wheat is really amazing! My God, I think what Peng Peng said makes a lot of sense!"

　　"Mai Mai, eat a little, I feel so pitiful!"

　　......

　　"Sister Mai, eat rourou, it's delicious."

　　Qin Qing was too short, so he just stood on the stool and forked a piece of rou with a small fork and put it in the bowl of wheat.

　　"Thank you Xiaoqing."

　　Mai couldn't refuse Qin Qing, this little cutie.

　　Anyway, eating such a small piece of rou should have no effect on weight.

　　Wheat so comforted himself.

　　However, at the entrance of this piece of rou, the wheat could no longer stop!

　　"My God, this rou is too delicious!" Mai's eyes suddenly brightened, as if he had discovered the biggest secret in his life.

　　Then there is no more then.

　　"Cough, cough, it's amazing, four people have eaten at least seven or eight people!"

　　Looking at the clean pot and plate, He Jiong couldn't help but widen his eyes.

　　"Tsk tsk tsk, no wonder it's hard to raise children in the countryside! Who can stand it if they eat like this!"

　　Huang Lei leaned on the stool, although Zui said so, but his face was relieved.

　　What is the happiest thing about being a human being?