Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

　　The curling smoke, the barking of dogs and the crowing of chickens, the occasional villagers, chasing cattle, accompanied by yellow dogs, everything looks like the beauty in the painting.

　　In the picture, Huang Lei is the leader, and the girls from Mai are jumping behind.

　　Then He Jun and Xiaoqing, Peng Peng hangs at the back.

　　Behind the group, followed by a huge tiger, riding a monkey with a ghost face on the tiger's back.

　　Next, there is a mighty army of monkeys, dozens of monkeys jumping up and down, the scene is very lively.

　　This strange combination surprised all the villagers passing by.

　　A lot of older villagers even knelt on the ground with a plop, and kept muttering some incomprehensible words, which should be the blessing of the gods.

　　"Mr. He, Mr. Huang, what should I do if it rains?" Mai stopped, looked up at the sky, and asked weakly.

　　"With such a light rain, the clothes can't be shivered, it's all right." Huang Lei turned back and comforted.

　　"Mai Mai, have you heard that spring rain is as expensive as oil? This is the essence of the four seasons and can be used for beauty." He Jiong said seriously.

　　"Really?" Mai's eyes lit up and he stared at He Jiong excitedly.

　　"My God, what do you do with these silly children? Originally, there was a silly son in the mushroom house, and a silly girl was enough to worry about." Huang Lei couldn't help laughing and complaining.

　　"Papa Huang, I'm not stupid, okay? My brother is stupid. Look at him, he smiles like a fat fool of [-] pounds."

　　When Zhang Zifeng was talking, the camera turned and Peng Peng appeared in the picture.

　　He didn't hear what Zhang Zifeng was talking about. He was stuffing a thorn plum into his mouth. When he saw the camera, he subconsciously grinned.

　　And Peng Peng was not idle at all at this moment, thorn plums, chicken feet, and wild mulberries were stuffed into Zui one after another, and the chemical effect turned his teeth purple.

　　In this way, isn't it like a big fool with the most black teeth?

　　"Hahahaha, Mom, is Peng Peng performing in his true colors?" He Jong couldn't help laughing.

　　"What do you think? This silly boy, Lao Huang, hurry up and send him away. It's too bad!" Huang Lei complained with a wicked smile.

　　"Hee hee hee."

　　Cheng Yuqi and Mai couldn't help laughing, but the burden of idols was still on them, and the two girls were covering their heads.

　　"Xiaoqing, don't imitate your brother Peng Peng. Look at him, don't you look like a big fool." Zhang Zifeng is indeed Peng Peng's good sister, how could he miss this opportunity to fall in love and kill each other.

　　"Brother Peng Peng is not a big fool, a big fool will drool." Qin Qing answered very seriously.

　　"Qin Qing still understands brother, they are all bad people, especially this Zhang Zifeng, the worst!"

　　With Qin Qing's approval, Peng Peng smiled like a fat man weighing [-] pounds.

　　Don't ask me why it was only [-] pounds just now, but now it's [-] pounds.

　　Pumbaa swelled.

　　Ironically, Peng Peng was stuffed with wild fruits, and with this smile, saliva flowed down the corner.

Chapter 66 Xiaoqing, can you call me Dad He?

"Hahaha! Big fool will drool! Xiaoqing, look!" Zhang Zifeng seized the opportunity and pointed at Peng Peng's unbridled mockery.

　　"Hahahaha! This silly boy, I really have nothing to say." Huang Lei gave Peng Peng a look of disgust.

　　"These children are really noisy. If there are so many children, how much heart must parents have?" He Jiong couldn't help but complain.

　　"Others don't know, anyway, if I had these children, I would live at least [-] years less." Huang Lei gave Peng Peng a wry smile.

　　Wheat and Cheng Yuqi smiled and bent over.

　　"Stingy! I have too much stuff in it, this is not saliva, this is juice, okay?"

　　"Thorn slip!"

　　Peng Peng hurriedly defended, took a sharp breath, and sucked the drool from the corner of the mouth again, and even took a sip with gusto.

　　"Ouch! My God, Peng Peng, do you dare to be any more disgusting?" Mai gave Peng Peng a look of disgust, and quickly ran to the side.

　　"It's disgusting, Xiaoqing, let's go, we won't play with the big fool!" He Jiong also looked at Peng Peng with disgust_', hugging Qin Qing to distance himself from Peng Peng.

　　"Ouch! Brother, why are you so disgusting! Dad Huang, sell this idiot! I can't stand him anymore!" Zhang Zifeng complained frantically.

　　"It's over, this kid is so stupid!" Huang Lei shook his head helplessly.

　　"Hahahaha! Wuli Pumbaa!"

　　"Peng Peng is going further and further on the road of comedian. Do you still remember that you are an idol?"

　　"This show is poisonous!"

　　"Please, let go of Peng Peng, he is still young, really."

　　……

　　A group of people walked on the field road, leaving a string of hearty laughter from time to time.

　　"Xiaoqing, can you not call me Uncle He in the future?"

　　He Jiong hugged Qin Qing and deliberately distanced himself from the army.

　　"Emmm, why is Uncle Duck He, did Xiaoqing make you angry, you don't like Xiaoqing anymore." Xiaoqing stared at He Jong, her face wrinkled into a ball, aggrieved and distressed.

　　"No, no, how is it possible? We Xiaoqing are so good, how can I not like Xiaoqing."

　　After He Jiong finished speaking, his old face was a little red, and he glanced at the program crew with a guilty conscience, and determined that the program crew couldn't possibly hear what he said, so he said, "Did you hear sister Zifeng call Uncle Huang something?"

　　"Daddy Huang Duck." Qin Qing answered without hesitation.

　　"Yes, you can call me Dad He, which proves that we have a strong relationship." He Jiong said in a persuasive manner.

　　"Well, what kind of iron is relationship iron?" Qin Qing looked at He Jiong with a veiled expression.

　　He Jiong couldn't help laughing, and couldn't help rubbing Qin Qing's head dotingly: "Relationship iron means a particularly good relationship, which means that Uncle He likes Xiaoqing, and Xiaoqing also likes Uncle He."

　　"Well, Xiaoqing likes Uncle He!" Qin Qing nodded seriously.

　　"Uncle He also likes Xiaoqing, then Xiaoqing will change his words in the future and call me Dad He?" When He Jiong asked this question, he felt that his heart was about to stop beating.

　　"Good duck, Dad He."

　　Qin Qing's simple words made He Jiong's tears flow instantly.

　　"Dad He doesn't cry, is Xiaoqing making you angry?" Qin Qing looked at He Jiong a little bewildered, and Bai Nen's little hand kept wiping on his face.

　　"Xiaoqing didn't make Dad He angry. Dad He is happy. Dad He has never been so happy in his life."

　　He Jiong hugged Qin Qing tightly in his arms, and rubbed his face hard against Qin Qing's small face, as if he wanted to melt him into his life.

　　The camera suddenly turned, and the original joyous scene became He Jiong hugging Qin Qing and crying bitterly.

　　"Fuck, what's going on?"

　　"Why did Teacher He cry again?"

　　"Question mark face, it was fine just now, why did you suddenly cry?"

　　"Xiaoqing made Teacher He angry? No way?"

　　"Fuck you, Xiaoqing is so sensible, how could it possibly make Teacher He angry?"

　　"Damn, my restless curiosity! Who knows what's going on? I beg for the answer!"

　　……

　　"Uncle Huang, Dad He is crying, can you stop Dad He from crying?"

　　Qin Qing's face was dark, and she was a little choked up when she spoke.

　　"What's your name, Mr. He?" Huang Lei looked at Qin Qing in a daze. He actually heard it, but he couldn't believe it.

　　"Papa He Duck, Sister Zifeng's name is Uncle Huang Papa Huang, and my name is Uncle He Papa Duck." Qin Qing explained earnestly in a milky voice.

　　Huang Lei's corner rose slightly, he knew why He Jiong was crying.

　　A friend of several decades, He Jiong felt the same as Huang Lei.

　　"Mr. He, are you okay?" Cheng Yuqi asked worriedly.

　　"It's okay, hehe, it's okay, I just remember a little bit of Chen Zhi's rotten millet, and I feel a little emotional." He Jiong explained with a smile, wiping his eyes quickly.

　　"Little crying bag, hahahaha!" Huang Lei teased deliberately, in order to distract others.

　　The less people know about Qin Qing's adoption by He Jiong, the better, especially some paparazzi media. If they smell it, neither He Jiong nor Qin Qing will think about it for the next year and a half. An birthday.

　　ps, the water in the kitchen upstairs was not turned off, and the whole roof of my house was soaked in shit. I even quarreled with us when I asked him. I don't want to pay.

　　How can there be such bad people in the world.

　　The house that has just been renovated with a loan, I really want to fight with him.

Chapter 67 Is this a bandit den?

"I remember that in 03, I participated in the program with Jiong Jiong. It was about poverty alleviation. We went to a primary school in a mountainous area to experience the life of a volunteer teacher. When I woke up the next morning, Jiong Jiong's eyes were swollen into panda eyes. This guy cried hard. overnight."

　　Huang Lei said half-truth.

　　"Tell you, did I get pink eye that day? Xiaochu Huang, you have to pull it out for so long. No wonder Zhengzi doesn't like to pay attention to you."

　　What character is He Jun?

　　Seven orifices exquisite heart.

　　He guessed Huang Lei's thoughts immediately, so he took the opportunity to act with him.

　　"Haha, isn't it? Is Teacher He's heart so soft?" Cheng Yuqi couldn't help laughing.

　　"Okay, turn the camera and take some scenery."

　　With Lao Huang's order, the picture became pleasant again.

　　After a few minutes, everyone came to a radish field of almost two acres.

　　"Mr. Huang, Mr. He, the venue for the turnip-pulling competition that we decided yesterday is here. You can choose the players first, and we will send the corresponding players."

　　"For example, if you choose a male contestant, we will send a male contestant to challenge. If you choose two males, two females and four contestants, we will send two males, two females and four contestants to challenge! The competition time is two hours, which is fair enough. Bar?"

　　Lao Huang has never felt that his waist is so hard.