Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

"Pfft!"

"Hahahahahaha!"

"Xiaoqing is amazing! Be careful!"

Teacher He and the others were amused by Qin Qing's words, and they all couldn't help laughing.

The awkward atmosphere in the mushroom house disappeared in an instant.

"I really want to soak Jon's sister duck.

I also pick up elder sister Qiqi, elder sister Mai, elder elder sister Dulin, elder elder sister Zifeng."

Qin Qing looked at the group of people who were laughing in confusion, and said seriously.

Chapter 89 Jon chopping wood to death! 【For subscription】

"Mom, Xiaoqing is actually a big radish!"

"Hahahaha! Xiaoqing is too cute, please!"

"My son is... amazing, he has given me so many beautiful daughters-in-law!"

"Xiaoqing, although your fried chicken is invincible and cute, you can't soak my daughter-in-law Mai Mai!"

"How much did you drink? I didn't eat any vegetables, so why don't you drink it?"

........"Pfft, hahahaha, Xiaoqing is amazing."

He Jiong couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"You sweet little radish."

Zhang Zifeng fondly pinched Qin Qing's white and tender face.

"Sister Zifeng, Xiaoqing really soaked you up.

You can't soak me"

Qin Qing asked with a serious look.

The speaker has no intention, the listener has intention.

Zhang Zifeng is also a young and ignorant little girl, although she is innocent, she is still a little embarrassed.

"Who the hell taught Xiaoqing?"

Huang Lei asked in disbelief.

"Huang, Mr. Huang, I, I didn't explain it clearly."

Cheng Yuqi gave Huang Lei a weak look.

"You explain to him what this is for, and he doesn't understand.

It's alright, alright, hurry up to work, and don't eat at night."

Huang Lei quickly changed the subject, and then added: "What, I have to explain to the audience and friends, we are a serious life variety show."

"Hahaha, variety shows are variety shows, I don't know if they're serious or not."

He Jiong couldn't help but sneer.

"Mr. Huang, this firewood is going to be split."

Cheng Jon was also embarrassed at the moment, and wanted to find something to divert his attention.

"It's okay, just leave it there. This is not a job for girls."

The scene of Mai Mai chopping firewood is still vivid in my mind, Huang Lei is still afraid after thinking about it now, how dare Cheng Qiaoen cleave again.

"Mr. Huang, don't look down on girls. I've been chopping wood since I was a child.

Let me tell you about O, my friends used to call me a beautiful girl."

Cheng Jon said with a look of dissatisfaction.

After speaking, she took off her thin coat and went straight to the wood stack.

"Jon, be careful."

He Jiong still couldn't help but reminded in fear.

"Know it!"

Cheng Jon skillfully took a log and placed it on the wooden pier.

Grasp the handle of the axe with both hands and draw a graceful arc.

The axe landed firmly on the log, and the log split into two sections.

At the same time, the axe also flew out.

With a bang, the axe flew past the piglet and inserted it firmly into the wooden frame of the pergola. The buzzing continued for five or six seconds.

"Gudong!"

The little pig swallowed its saliva with difficulty, and it was soft. If it hadn't been holding on to the wooden frame in time, it would have sat on the ground at this moment.

Everyone stared at the axe on the wooden frame in astonishment, as if they had rebelled.

The thing he is most afraid of must be... Lao Huang, he feels that his body is not his own for a while.

When someone else is a director, at most a few words of scolding.

Being a director by myself, this is suffering from both mental and physical torment all the time! In just a few days, I first encountered a giant tiger, then Pumba was injured, and then the giant tiger blocked the house, the mandrill came to visit, and the dog pulled a thorn in its mouth. Xiaoqing was taken away by the traffickers, and now it's all over again.

Old Huang's heart is bitter! Really! "I didn't do it on purpose, yes, yes, the wooden handle is not strong and broke."

Cheng Jon was still holding the broken wooden handle tightly in his hand, his pretty face as pale as paper with fright.

"It's all right, little pig, Jon, rest and rest."

He Jiong calmed down and quickly started the aftermath.

"My mother, is this going to scare anyone to death?"

"Bai Xiaosheng's weapons are number one, Jon's flying axe.

The sound hits the east and hits the west, killing the invisible."

"Damn it, I'm going to the toilet, I just pulled it halfway, and I was scared and retracted."

"Other variety show guests ask for money, but our guests are dying.

Can't be bothered."

"Qiao sister, this is definitely practiced. I drop a mother, and I can fly ten meters and three points."

"I just want to know a question, to participate in this show, did the show team buy personal accident insurance for the guests?"

..."Who will make peace"

Huang Lei shouted, perfectly diverting everyone's attention.

"Mr. Huang, I will. I have met before."

Cheng Yuqi raised her little hand.

"That's okay, you and some noodles, for a while... I'll pack some schoolbags."

Huang Lei said with a wicked smile.

"Mr. Huang, don't forget the chrysanthemum! Dry soup."

He Jiong said a word very cooperatively.

"Don't worry, don't forget, chrysanthemum! What about the soup, chrysanthemum! I've already soaked it."

The two sang together to make the atmosphere of the mushroom house liven up again.

"Oh, can you guys stop learning from other people's words?"

Cheng Jon couldn't hang up.

"Okay, we don't learn other people's language."

After Huang Lei finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh first.

"Sister Jon, Dad He, and Uncle Huang are not bad people."

Qin Qing said again very seriously.

Cheng Jon was a little angry and funny, and this issue seemed to have just been discussed.

"Okay, your father He and Uncle Huang are all good people, they are all good people, okay?"

"Uh-huh."

Qin Qing was happy, and then followed Cheng Jon to the kennel.

A dog who was happily eating dinner suddenly felt that something was wrong, and when they looked back to Qin Qing, they were all frightened and their legs went soft.

"Hey these...Do you want the dog to be so funny? It's going to touch porcelain and cheat people. Why do I have to pretend that I can't stand up when I come here?"

Cheng Jon looked blankly at the pots and pans.

"Good dog, eat and eat duck, Xiaoqing will not hurt you."

Qin Qing squatted there, with a small body and an explosive face, he did not pose any threat to anyone.

Strange to say, the pots and pans family seemed to understand Qin Qing's words, wagged their tails to please, and then stood up again and threw themselves into the bowl.

"My God..., this is amazing too, Xiaoqing, they seem to be able to understand you."

Cheng Qiao En looked at Qin Qing with a look of surprise.

"They are very good, just like Da Mao Xiao Hei."

Qin Qing's words made Cheng Qiaoen shuddered and looked around subconsciously.

"This is the dog father, this is the dog mother, these four 44 are dog babies.

This family looks like it."

After staring for a while... Cheng Qiao En seemed to have discovered a new continent.