Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

The big hairy guy crawled forward two steps, sticking out his tongue, feeling very friendly, and licking his little head, then he opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue like a little boy.

It feels like it's saying, don't be afraid buddy, I'm my own.

I'll stick my tongue out when I see you, I'll give up my identity and call you bullshit if you don't criticize me. I'm so moved that I swallow a few times, as if I'm responding to Da Mao's words.

Impressed by your immortal, the labor and capital dare not move! The cattle criticize a ghost, and the ghost is so frightened that the labor and capital urinate.

He glanced pitifully in the direction of the mushroom house.

The meaning is obvious, Mr. He, Mr. Huang, Mr. Qin Qing, help! Bully the dog...!!!! Imagination is always good, there is no movement in the mushroom house.

Xiaoneng tried to keep away from the beast, Da Mao, and it used an unpredictable trick.

The head doesn't move, the front legs don't move, the body doesn't move, just rely on the two short hind legs to pull the upper body and move back seemingly silently.

Then I kept chanting a phrase in my heart: Can't see me, can't see me, I didn't move, I didn't move.

Da Mao rubbed up and got up, staring curiously at the panning Xiao Zhu for a long time without understanding how the little guy moved, and then took a few steps, when he saw the little two keep pulling his hind legs. , all of a sudden the tiger's eyes lit up.

Da Mao immediately learned the small way, his two front legs lay on the ground, his head was pressed on the front legs, and the two hind legs were used for pulling, and he kept advancing and retreating.

Xiaohei and Xiaohua squatted on one side, leaning against each other, staring at a tiger and two dogs with interest, and grinning from time to time.

Xiao Hei: Wife, look, there is a silly dog ​​there.

Xiaohua: Hahaha, I see.

Husband, look, there's a stupid tiger there.

Xiao Hei: Mom, these two idiots are too funny. Xiao Hua: Da Mao has always been stupid, but I don't know how stupid can be contagious.

Husband, in the future we have to cherish our IQ and stay away from big hair.

At this moment, Xiao Hei felt something was wrong.

Its body actually moved backward out of thin air, and by feeling, it was very clear that someone grabbed the tail of its fate.

As a big boss sitting on a site with a radius of hundreds of miles, Xiao Hei felt that he had to show some dignity.

It pre-forms, splits its mouth, shows its fangs, then reverses with a perfect jump and slams to the ground with a thud.

It's not a technical error, it's scary.

Because it turned around and saw a face that seemed harmless to humans and animals, but was actually terrifying.

"Hee hee hee, Xiao Hei is so stupid...!!!!"

Qin Qing patted Bai Nen's little hand and smiled happily.

Xiao Hei quickly got up from the ground and squatted on the ground with a flattering smile on his face.

"Huh, what is Mao doing?"

Qin Qing's childish temperament was immediately attracted by the indulgent and dog-crawling fur.

"Da Mao, are you playing with the dog, darling."

Qin Qing let go...Xiaohei's tail, holding his short legs, he ran to Da Mao's side, staring at Da Mao and Xiao Da Mao with interest, as if he understood, and roared in a low voice for two. sentence.

"Da Mao, play well with the dogs and don't bully them."

Qin Qing Laohuai patted Da Mao's head with relief.

"Wang Wang."

The little one called out weakly.

They are resisting and asking for help.

Brother, we don't want to play with it, please take this fool away, we are afraid! He Jiong suddenly opened his eyes and looked around like a conditioned reflex.

"Little Qing"

The empty place made He Jiong's heart skip a beat.

"Jongjie, what are you doing?"

Hearing the movement, Huang Lei opened his eyes.

"Xiaoqing, Xiaoqing is not here!"

He Jiong's complexion became pale as paper, he lifted the quilt, didn't even bother to put on his shoes, and rushed out.

It was not until he saw Qin Qing's back that He Jiong put his heart into his stomach.

"Baby, what are you doing?"

He Jiong tried his best to stabilize his mood, and walked to Qin Qing's side in a soft voice.

"Ouch, Da Mao and Xiao, Xiao became good friends"

He Jiong looked at several animals with a face of surprise.

"It's so good! If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes, who would have imagined that a tiger and a dog could become good friends."

Huang Lei, who had been following behind He Jiong, also had a look of joy on his face.

smaller.

The dog is sad, but the dog doesn't say anything.

Who are friends with that fool? Is that fool a shameless man here to scare labor and capital? "Don't talk about it, I've known him for a long time, and Da Mao is still quite cute."

"Why is Xiao Hei Jin'er being so low-key, that group... It's a pity that the little scoundrel was usurped by the monkey's conspiracy to usurp the throne. It seems that there is no wild fruit to eat today."

Huang Lei looked at Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua with a wicked smile.

At this time, the sky was already bright.

The people from the program group came to the mushroom house one after another and started a new day of live broadcast work.

These guys all had haggard faces, and some even had swollen eyes.

However, it has to be said that they are very wrong.

Although they are just behind-the-scenes workers, the popularity of the show has brought them a lot of gains.

"Mr. Huang, Mr. He is early."

Cheng Qiaoen squatted inside the room, showing only a delicate face, greeting him timidly.

"Early Jon, I finally came out, why don't you sleep for a while?"

Huang Lei smiled kindly.

"I'm used to it, I have to run every morning.

Teacher Huang, can you please keep the tiger away from the door and let me go out for a while"

Cheng Jon said weakly.

"It's okay, Da Mao is very good."

In order to convince Cheng Jon, He Jiong reached out and touched Da Mao's head.

Unexpectedly, when He Jiong put his hand on it, Da Mao just sneezed.

"Ouch mom!"

The sudden voice frightened He Jiong out of the distance.

"Hahahaha! Mr. He, didn't you say that Da Mao is very good?"

Cheng Jon couldn't help laughing and the flowers trembled.

"Ah ah ah ah! Mom! Help!"

Before Cheng Qiaoen could finish laughing, he was frightened by dozens of figures falling from the sky and ran away.

"Ah, ah, ah, it's finally on!"

"Damn it, wouldn't it be like me upstairs, staring at the screen and waiting all night?"

"+, I feel like I'm going crazy.

For a while...I can't sleep without seeing Xiaoqing."

"Mom, do you want to be so funny early in the morning brushing your teeth and spraying it all over my husband's face."

"Hahaha, this retribution came a little quickly."

"I feel sorry for my sister, this day has not been a surprise, it's all frightened."

......Those......The mandrills were wrapped in banana leaves one by one, staring at the place where Jon Cheng showed with a bewildered face.

But this is just a small episode for those... mandrills.

They quickly forgot about it, and they all flattered and put the banana leaf package in front of Qin Qing.

"They came so late, didn't they go to pick fresh wild fruits for us?"

He Jiong widened his eyes and said in disbelief.

"For now, that's the only possibility.

I feel like we are bad guys, tricking a bunch of kids into working for us with a few candies every day."

Huang Lei couldn't help but laugh at himself.

"Ooooooooooooo."

Xiao Hei took out two parcels from the parcel pile, presented them with treasures, and wanted to hand them to Qin Qing in the same way.

"what is this"

Obviously, Qin Qing was too young to hold these two packages, so He Jiong reached out and took them.

"Looking at Xiao Hei like this, it must be a good thing.

Since it was specially given to Xiaoqing, come here, Xiaoqing, open it up and take a look."

When Huang Lei spoke, his eyes stared straight at the package.

You know, these.... Every time the mandrill sends good things, it may be a surprise to make Xiao Hei so exciting.

“Nice duck.”