Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

"Pfft! Cough-cough-cough-cough!"

Zhang Zifeng almost choked to death on his own saliva.

She suddenly discovered that people who are too innocent also have a terrible side.

"Catch crayfish! Let's compete to see who catches the most!"

Zhang Zifeng could only pretend that he didn't hear it, and he didn't care about being afraid, and rushed directly into the paddy field in front of him.

But as soon as she rushed in, she felt something was wrong.

This place is full of mud, and there is not even a little water. Crayfish can be raised here. "Zifeng, you are mistaken, you are just ploughed by others, okay?"

Chen Dulin said a little depressed.

"Uh."

Zhang Zifeng climbed up a little embarrassedly.

"Mr. Huang, did they make a mistake, how to raise crayfish and eat in such a place?"

Peng Peng had already descended into the crayfish field, the water didn't even reach his ankles, and the moment he stepped on it, it turned into thin mud.

"Brother, why are you so stupid!! When you were a child, didn't you hear that big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp, and shrimp eat mud? Is there so much mud that is not enough for crayfish?"

Zhang Zifeng complained with a look of contempt.

"Is it not that kind of dried shrimp... a small river shrimp, crayfish is also called dried shrimp?"

Peng Peng looked at Zhang Zifeng in surprise.

"The river prawns are small, called small shrimps.

The crayfish is a little bigger, called big shrimp.

The little shrimp is the child of the big shrimp. When they grow up in the river, they will run into the pond and the paddy field.

You still need to ask such a simple question."

"Uh, what about the big lobster in the sea? Did the big lobster grow up and climb into the sea?"

".

It should be like this."

"It seems like this, what about the big lobsters in the sea they eat? There seems to be no such mud in the sea?"

"There's no mud in the sea, so they must be eating sand, coral reefs or something.

It's like we northerners eat noodles and southerners eat rice."

Zhang Zifeng's words shocked Peng Peng for a moment.

One dares to speak, one dares to believe.

"Pfft!! Hahahaha! Brothers and sisters, the identification is complete!"

"Mom! How can Zifeng be so cute when she talks nonsense in a serious manner."

"As a top student in biology, I almost believed what Zifeng said!"

"That top student, is the river prawn the baby of crayfish?"

"Yes, I feel that what Zifeng said is correct."

"I also think what Zifeng said makes sense."

"Lobster: Decapoda, Pteromorpha, Achelicia, Lobsteridae, Lobsteridae.

Crayfish: Decapoda, Ventral suborder, Crayfish Infraorder, Crayfish superfamily, Crayfish family.

River Shrimp: Decapods, Long-arm Shrimp, Macrobrachium."

"Wodetian, Xueba, what's the difference between them?"

"These three kinds of shrimp are like the difference between a gorilla, a baboon and a monkey.

Both belong to one ancestor, but not one parent."

... "Oh! This mud is too deep!"

After taking two steps, Pumbaa found that his mud was submerged to his knees.

"Humph! Who told you not to lose weight? You're so fat, you're stuck in it."

Zhang Zifeng spit out a contemptuous expression, and then went down the lobster field in a majestic and arrogant manner.

When she was about to take the second step, she found that the mud was directly buried in his thigh.

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"Hahahahaha! He also said I was heavy! Hahahahaha!"

Peng Peng pointed at Zhang Zifeng and laughed uncontrollably.

Brother and sister for so many years, it is not easy to find such an opportunity.

"The double chin of the laugh came out, and it was still laughing!"

Zhang Zifeng glared at Peng Peng, struggled a few times, and said angrily, "How could it be possible to catch crayfish in such a deep silt!"

"Zifeng, Peng Peng, walk faster. The faster you walk, the shallower the sinking depth will be. Don't stand still in one place."

The assistant director was a little embarrassed and couldn't help reminding him.

Peng Peng glanced at the assistant director, pulled his legs out with all his strength, and then tried to move quickly.

But before he took two steps, his feet sank and he slapped straight into the mud.

"Bah bah bah!"

Peng Peng spat out two mouthfuls of mud in his mouth, wiped his face with his arm, and then barely opened his eyes.

"Director Liu, are you trying to trick me on purpose? This kind of silt, unless you float on the water, how can it not sink?"

Peng Peng made some speechless complaints.

"This, this crayfish shouldn't be caught like this.

Those villagers must be directly using fishing nets or something, and we must not do this."

The assistant director scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Ah oh oh oh!"

Xiao Hei stood on the ridge, slapping the ground while baring his teeth, showing his big white teeth.

"What are you laughing at? You have the ability to come down and try it!"

Zhang Zifeng glared at Xiao Hei fiercely.

Xiao Hei called out a few more times, but turned around and ran away.

"Humph! Coward, you dare not even try, you are still laughing!"

Zhang Zifeng felt that he had found some balance from a monkey.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Hei didn't run for a while, picked up a wooden board that blocked the water in the ditch not far away, and ran back.

In the eyes of everyone's doubts, Xiao Hei threw the wooden board into the field, gently slid, knelt directly on the wooden board, waved his arms, and even made the wooden board slide on the mud easily.

"Omayga! This monkey is absolutely fine!"

"Fuck, is the real and fake Xiao Hei so powerful?"

"Hahaha, it's over, the IQ of a program group was pressed by a monkey in the stinky ditch and rubbed hard!"

"The show has changed its name again, yearning for the monkey life."

"Do you want to be so real?"

"That's right... It's normal for us Zifeng to not understand these life experiences at such a young age."

"I suddenly remembered a movie, "Planet of the Apes", Mom, won't the earth be occupied by monkeys?"

......Under everyone's blinded eyes, Xiao Hei slid the wooden board and grabbed one crayfish after another from the silt.

"Ah ah ah! Don't catch it!"

Zhang Zifeng is young after all, and her distress is a bit exploding.

She came to the shore with all her might, and sat down angrily.

"Mr. He said to eat spicy crayfish at night..."

"Eat, eat, eat! I eat spicy crayfish, you love you!"

Zhang Zifeng didn't wait for Peng Peng to finish speaking, and went back with two sentences.

"Sister Zifeng, eat."

Zhang Zifeng's voice just fell, and he didn't know when Qin Qing ran over, holding a few bright red thorn plums in his hands.

A little embarrassing.

I was angry just now, would I be a little embarrassed if I ate thorn plums at this moment?

The most important thing is that these... thorn plums are... the... stinky dead monkeys they picked.

But just when Zhang Zifeng was thinking about it, Qin Qing put a thorn plum into her mouth.

The sweetness in his mouth made Zhang Zifeng's anger disappear instantly, and he squinted his eyes and smiled happily: "It's so sweet...!!!!"

"Hee hee hee."

Qin Qing smiled happily, and stuffed a thorn plum into Zhang Zifeng's mouth again.

Peng Peng's nerves are relatively thick, although a little embarrassing, but not angry.

He learned from Xiao Hei, found a wooden board nearby, and began to show his power in the paddy field.

Wheat and Cheng Yuqi also joined in, and after a while, dozens of crayfish arrived.

"Duck! Snake! Aaaaaaaa!"

Wheat screamed in surprise, causing everyone's heart to shudder.