Several people have been chatting for a few minutes, and Xiaoju and Koi are still hanging on the side.
To be a good host, you should not only have good eloquence, but also emotional intelligence and lens management skills.
"Mr. He, I'll just take it in myself."
Xiaoju belongs to the type of girl next door, who is always a little shy, a little weak, just...a feeling that can arouse your desire for protection.
"Mr. He, what about those...monkeys?"
The koi had searched the mushroom house inside and out before.
Contrary to Xiaoju, Koi also belongs to the kind of...the little sister next door, but she is the kind of...extroverted, tomboy.
Everyone encounters these two types of girls in their childhood.
One is that you want to protect, and the other is that you can hook up with you, call yourself brothers, and even fight with others.
What's worse, that girl fights harder than you.
In other words, the girls in each boy's childhood fall roughly into two categories.
One is for you to protect, and the other is for you.
Chrysanthemum and Koi are just enough to satisfy every man's childhood dream. I wonder if such a pair came to the Mushroom House together.
"Koi, you are also a little fairy, okay? Can you be a little more reserved, how can a little fairy go to the mushroom house and firstly shout to find monkeys"
He Jiong deliberately pretended to be disgusted.
"Mr. He, I've tried my best to be a lady, okay? Let me tell you, I've liked animals since I was a child, such as cows, pigs, sheep, etc., so I'm kinder to animals."
Koi said carelessly.
"Pfft! Don't girls like furry animals? Why do you like pigs, cows, and sheep?"
He Jiong couldn't help but ask with a smile.
"Pork, beef and mutton can be eaten, but cats and dogs can't.
Think about it, the pigs you eat are raised by your own hands, the sheep you eat are also raised by your own hands, and the milk you drink is milked by yourself, what a sense of accomplishment."
He Jiong couldn't help laughing at the koi's words.
Wherever the koi go, there is never a shortage of topics.
Seemingly harmonious coexistence of the mushroom house, fans and black fans in the live broadcast room started a bloody war.
"Fuck! This koi is too cruel."
"Our Lady of the Table, you don't eat meat"
"I eat meat, but I also don't eat animals raised by myself! What's the point?"
"Get the hell out of here! One by one wearing a Virgin Mary all day long, the big pig's trotters are more fragrant than anyone else.
I'm the top koi, people don't pretend."
"Not being pretentious and insane are not the same thing, right?"
"You're a brainless person, that is... to see that others are better than you!"
"It's O, better than me.
Singing is like a ghost call, high-ranking, I don't have that kind of... cheek."
"The key is that no one sees you when you cry. I'm pretty and I'm fine. I'll spaghetti her!"
......."Oh my God!"
A scream caught everyone's attention.
I saw Wang Zhonglei jumping up from the chair like his butt was on fire.
"God..., this is really a real tiger"
Wang Zhonglei looked at Da Mao who was lying in the awning and closed his eyes with a look of horror.
"Didn't you watch our previous show, you don't know Da Mao"
Huang Lei looked at Wang Zhonglei with a bad smile.
"I always thought it was a doll or something special.
I'm still: I'm wondering, how can your show spend so much money on special effects like this."
"My God, you guys are actually raising tigers in the mushroom house!"
Wang Zhonglei looked at Da Mao with a look of fear.
"It's okay, Da Mao and Xiao Qing have a very good relationship and won't hurt anyone.
And the fur of the big hair has a special feel, you can try it when you touch it."
Huang Lei encouraged him with a wicked smile, and went up to grab Wang Zhonglei's hand with enthusiasm, and walked towards Da Mao.
"Hey, hey, Lei Zi, you let go, I won't touch it!"
Wang Zhonglei was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he retreated back desperately.
"Zhong Lei, good brother, I only let you touch it.
Think about it for yourself, do you still have the chance to come into contact with tigers so closely in this life?"
Huang Lei persuaded seriously.
"Stop talking, I won't touch me even if you kill me!"
Wang Zhonglei shook his head in horror.
"Really don't touch"
"Don't touch!"
"No regrets"
“Absolutely no regrets!”
"Zhong Lei, you have to exercise your courage, what's so scary."
Huang Lei was talking, walked up to Da Mao and touched him twice with a sullen face.
"I really don't bite, Mr. Huang, can I touch it?"
At the same time, the koi looked terrified.
It's more of an expectation.
"Zhong Lei, seeing a little girl with a koi carp in no one's home is more daring than you."
"Touch it, it's fine, as long as you don't hurt it."
Huang Lei ridiculed with a look of contempt.
The koi slowly moved towards Da Mao step by step, with a timid expression on his face.
"Mr. Huang, I put my life in your hands. Are you sure that Da Mao will not eat me as a snack?"
When he came to Da Mao, the koi still couldn't restrain the fear in his heart.
Huang Lei couldn't help laughing bitterly: "What you said is too scary, what do you mean by handing over your life to me.
No, don't touch it, I can't afford that responsibility...!!!."
Koi's attention was all on Da Mao, and he didn't hear what Huang Lei said at all.
She moved to Da Mao, and like a thief, she quickly touched it.
After touching it, the koi turned around and ran.
After running a few steps, he realized that Da Mao didn't pay any attention to her at all, and continued to close his eyes and rest.
"Hey so nice?"
The koi turned back again and carefully touched it again.
Still no response.
The koi became more and more courageous, and finally squatted directly beside Da Mao, and two white and tender little hands rubbed unscrupulously on Da Mao's body.
"God...! This feels so good.
If this fur is made into fur, it must be super comfortable to wear."
"Roar!"
As soon as Koi finished speaking, Da Mao roared, causing her to sit on the ground in fright.
"Mom!"
The koi screamed in horror, used both hands and feet, and quickly exited the pergola.
"Help...!!!! The big hair is soaring!"
The koi cried with a sad face and shouted with a look of fear.
"Pfft!"
He Jiong couldn't help laughing, but when he realized that the timing was not right, he covered his mouth and coughed lightly.
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"Cough, you silly girl, it's not bad that you can touch the big hair, but you still care about other people's fur.
It doesn't scare you to scare anyone."
"Why don't I just say, the tiger is a national treasure, and I don't dare to wear its skin even if I lend me eight courages."
The koi got up and rubbed his face with a bitter face.
"Okay, Zhong Lei, sit here for a while..."
"Little Koi, Xiaoju, I'll show you the room, and you can clean up by yourself."
After everyone left, Wang Zhonglei sat timidly in the pergola.
He pretended to drink tea as if nothing had happened, but his eyes would always fall on Da Mao, intentionally or unintentionally.
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