Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

"We are self-sufficient in the pastoral life. We let Xiao Hei and the others do all the work. How self-sufficient are we?"

Lao Huang smiled bitterly.

"What's the matter with Xiao Hei, they can't even help us...!!! They're not human, so it doesn't violate the purpose of our show."

Huang Lei stared at Lao Huang angrily.

"Why doesn't this violate the rules of our program team that the work of the mushroom house must be completed by the members of the mushroom house."

The old man said speechlessly.

"Then what do you mean, Xiao Hei is not a member of our mushroom house?"

"Xiao Hei, I heard what Lao Huang said and didn't have any snacks. Don't appear in the camera in the future. They want to use free labor."

Huang Lei said to Xiao Hei seriously.

The most terrible thing is that Xiao Hei actually grinned at Old Huang baring his teeth as if he understood it.

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I don't mean that, Xiao Hei, don't be angry, you will always be a family member of our mushroom house."

The old man laughed and laughed.

"See, how treacherous Lao Huang is! I want the horse to run, and I want the horse not to eat grass.

I want Xiao Hei to gain popularity for our show, but I don't want Xiao Hei to do tasks for us, tsk tsk tsk."

Huang Lei complained unscrupulously.

"Hahahaha, it's time for Teacher Huang to bully Lao Huang every day, so happy."

"Daily abuse of old Huang Di."

"Old Huang is so pitiful, but why do I still want to laugh?"

"I figured it out, Lao Huang is... abusive physique."

"I think what Lao Huang said is right. We come here to experience and experience life and let Xiao Hei do everything. It's a waste of time."

He Jun said the right words at the right time.

He and Huang Lei sing a white face, and the other can mobilize the audience's interest to the greatest extent.

This is the most necessary condition for a variety show to succeed.

Eat well and drink well, just a few people carrying baskets on their backs.

"Mai Mai, if you're leaving today, you shouldn't go. Take a rest at home."

He Jiong said very considerately.

Not to mention it's okay, but when it comes to leaving, Mai's tears are about to come out.

In the past few days, she felt a joy she had never felt before.

Most importantly, she felt that she could not be separated from Chutian.

"Oh dear, it's Mr. He who is wrong, Mr. He talks too much.

Don't you want to go to school, when you are on vacation, when you miss Xiaoqing, you can come to see him whenever, okay?"

He Jiong hugged the wheat with a distressed look on his face.

It was only then that the clouds turned sunny, and he nodded vigorously: "Okay, Mr. He."

"Okay, go dig for spring bamboo shoots with them."

Behind the mushroom house, over a hill is... a bamboo forest.

All the bamboos planted here are bamboos, the kind of bamboos that can grow to the thickness of an adult's thigh, [-] to [-] meters high.

Although the bamboo shoots of this kind of bamboo are not as good as those of arrow bamboos...the taste is good, but it is really the best bamboo shoots for cooking with water, or making bamboo shoots for roasting meat.

Qiqi hugged Chu Tian, ​​Zhang Zifeng and the others seemed to have acquiesced in Qiqi's status.

No way, at the beginning, when only Qiqi and Zhang Zifeng were there, they could still compete.

Later came Wheat, Du Lin, Koi... There were more and more competitors, and Zhang Zifeng simply made a step back with the advanced concept of not letting fat and water flow to outsiders' fields.

For her, instead of...cheap wheat and the others, it's better to be cheap Kiki.

Kiki walked at the front, followed by Da Mao.

Then there are Zhang Zifeng, wheat, koi, and chrysanthemum.

Peng Peng and Xiao Hei hang at the back.

When the camera turned, Peng Peng was taking a small package from Xiao Hei.

Inside the package are some wild thorn plums.

Seeing the camera, Peng Peng hurriedly threw the small package into the back basket, pretending to be nothing.

"Hahahaha, Peng Peng is too cute"

"Illegal trade has been caught! Xiao Hei, Pumbaa, raise your hands! Hand over the stolen goods!"

"Mom, Xiao Hei is really becoming a jerk! He secretly keeps food for Peng Peng!"

"You just know that Xiao Hei must have some blood relationship with Monkey King!"

... After walking for about ten minutes, the scenery in front of me suddenly changed drastically.

Different from the villages with beautiful mountains and clear waters, where there is a lot of traffic, there is a little more spirituality and a little wildness here.

As far as the eye can see, there are all towering bamboos.

"My God, there is such a beautiful place next to our mushroom house!"

Qiqi stared at the endless bamboo forest and said with a shocked expression.

"My God..., shouldn't this be the purple bamboo forest of Guanyin Bodhisattva? It's too big!"

Zhang Zifeng was also dumbfounded.

"Purple bamboo forest is purple, this is green."

Peng Peng kindly reminded.

"You're the only one smart! You've learned to recognize two colors when you're so old. Do you have to show off on the show?"

Zhang Zifeng's words made Peng Peng completely silent.

"It's really beautiful here, Sister Qiqi, let's play here for a while... Let's dig bamboo shoots!"

Wheat couldn't help but said.

"Okay, okay, if only I had something to eat."

"Brother, no, you can go back and get some wild fruits, and secretly bring the leftover crayfish from last night."

Zhang Zifeng turned to look at Peng Peng.

"Why me"

Peng Peng asked speechlessly.

"It's what you eat the most, so if you don't go, let me go."

Zhang Zifeng's words made Peng Peng feel powerless to refute.

Looking at Peng Peng's back, Zhang Zifeng smiled proudly.

Bullying my brother or something is the happiest.

On the other side, Qiqi put Qin Qing down and went to great lengths to bring him a flat stone.

Mai took out the yogurt he carried with him and handed it to Qin Qing, while Xiaoju squatted aside and fanned him with the leaves he picked up.

Koi stood aside and looked at Qin Qing, who was so cute that she exploded. There was a feeling that she couldn't use her energy.

Hmph, a group of coquettish little girls, they are too good at taking advantage of it! One day I will hold Qin Qing in my arms, and I can kiss as much as I want! However, no one knows what she thinks, and everyone I was thinking about how to please Qin Qing.

Flattery here is not a derogatory term, on the contrary, it is a compliment.

Qiqi and the others tried their best to make Qin Qing feel more comfortable, but they didn't mean to please.

Bamboo forest, white cloud, breeze, beauty, cute little girl who fouls with knife.

They just sit there casually, just... a beautiful speech.

At this time, the rotten men and rotten women watching the live broadcast on their mobile phones or computers are all desperately taking screenshots.

Any picture can be used as a screen saver wallpaper.

However, the beautiful words were soon destroyed.

Peng Peng came over with a basket and a small pot on his back.

As soon as the camera got closer, the oil stains on the corners of his mouth had not been wiped clean.

Don't think about it, it was stolen.

However, this has not caused much enthusiasm in the live broadcast room. For a person who steals food every day, stealing food all the time, stealing food has become a habit.

On the contrary, if Peng Peng came here from the mushroom house with the food alone, and he didn't steal it, it would be considered news.

At this moment, Da Mao, who had been lying on the side lazily, suddenly raised his head and raised his ears alertly.

Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua, who were showing their affection, also stopped getting tired and stared at the depths of the bamboo forest as if they were petrified.

"Roar!"

The big hair growled suddenly.

There was a chaotic sound in the bamboo forest, and countless birds flapped and fled out in panic.

"Ooooo! Ahhh!"

Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua also suddenly shouted and slapped the ground hard at the bamboo forest.

"My God, what's going on"

"There are beasts in the bamboo forest, right?"