Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

"Okay, let's go to town again in the afternoon. I haven't been there for so long. I still miss that grocery shopping lady."

He Jong smiled half-truth.

"Mom! Teacher Huang doesn't fall in love with the grocery shopping sister, right?"

"Which grocery shopping lady"

"I didn't watch the second issue, Mr. Huang and the others who bought wild pork and confessed to Mr. He, the eldest sister who sells vegetables!"

"Pfft! It's true that someone has confessed to Teacher He"

"Lang Youqing concubine is interested, I wish Mr. He and the eldest sister who sell vegetables 100 years of good luck and will be united forever!"

"Bless Mr. He and the eldest sister who sells vegetables for 100 years and have a good son!"

"Bless Mr. He and the eldest sister who sells vegetables for 100 years and grow old together!"

"..."

"Mr. He, Ganoderma lucidum really can't be sold!"

The old man was about to cry.

"Did I say we're going to sell Ganoderma lucidum? We're going to sell fruit, okay?"

"So many fruits, if you don't sell some, when will you have to eat them?"

When He Jiong said these words, Lao Huang wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"I asked you to take out the bamboo shoots you dug, and I'll cook!"

Huang Lei, who had been sitting on the side watching the play, saw that there was nothing to do, and stood up lazily from the chair.

Chapter 139 The show crew is crazy!

After Huang Lei finished speaking, the courtyard suddenly became quiet.

"You guys didn't run all morning without digging a single bamboo shoot, right?"

Huang Lei smiled reluctantly.

Logically speaking, it shouldn't. Although these children are playful, they won't listen to their own words at all. Besides, how long does it take to dig up a few bamboo shoots? "Dad Huang, you try this orange, it's very delicious. "

Zhang Zifeng peeled an orange and came to Huang Lei and said weakly.

"You stupid kid, don't fool me with an orange! You really didn't dig bamboo shoots, did you?"

Huang Lei glared at Zhang Zifeng.

"Papa Huang, try the oranges first."

Zhang Zifeng broke off an orange and stuffed it into Huang Lei's mouth.

"Take it away, I won't eat it, let's talk about it today!"

"Hey, hey!"

"You stupid girl, I'm criticizing you, don't forget to put it in my mouth!"

"I won't eat it if I put it in my mouth!"

"Well what oranges are these"

"I'm going, this orange is too delicious."

Huang Lei's eyes widened.

"Hahahaha, really fragrant scene,,!"

"Mom, it's the first time I see Mr. Huang being slapped in the face, it feels so good!"

"There is nothing that one orange can't handle, if not, then two!"

"I really want to try it, what kind of fairy orange is this"

"It's too fake, no matter how delicious the oranges are, they really deserve to be an actor!"

"That's right, look at those...fruits, they are all rotten streets! No matter how delicious they are, there are cherries and durians that are delicious"

"Stupid! I'm just annoying this kind of person who pretends to be every day.

The cherries are really delicious and they were fried by people like you!"

"That's right..., all day long, the rice fields imported from abroad are fragrant!"

..."No, is it so exaggerated?"

He Jiong looked at Huang Lei suspiciously.

But to be honest, it was the first time he saw Huang Lei's exaggerated expression.

Thinking of this, He Jiong couldn't help coming to Zhang Zifeng's side, breaking off an orange and stuffing it into his mouth.

"My God! How could this fairy orange have this taste"

He Jiong widened his eyes exaggeratedly.

"I'm also wondering how oranges are possible.

It’s hard to say what the taste is, but it’s the kind of… that hits the taste buds.”

"I have eaten fruit for so many years, from such a strange feeling.

It has the taste of tangerine, but it seems to expand the deliciousness of the tangerine dozens of times, anyway, when the tangerine is in your mouth, you feel a kind of shivering feeling all over your body!"

Huang Lei was doing it very seriously.

"It's..., what do you say about the taste?"

"It's like a fish, a chicken, a cabbage, you already know what they taste like."

"But after being processed by the top chef, you can't believe that this fish, this chicken, this cabbage can be so delicious."

He Jiong thought about it before explaining.

"That's right, right, this metaphor that Junjiong said is very vivid!"

"But it's not the chef who processes the orange, but the amazing nature!"

Huang Lei nodded quickly and agreed.

Wang Zhonglei was a little confused by the two, and he also tried to eat an orange.

Then there's Lao Huang...then the members of the show crew..."Hey hey hey!"

"Peng Peng, you stupid child, hurry up and protect the basket!"

"Old Huang, can you do it now? You are actually robbing it in front of the audience all over the country."

Suddenly seeing Lao Huang rushing towards the back basket, Huang Lei's face suddenly sank, and he shouted angrily.

"No, no, I'll take an orange and try it.

The piece of orange just now was too small, so I swallowed it directly and didn't taste any flavor."

Before Peng Peng could react, Lao Huang grabbed an orange and a pear.

"Are you Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit? You haven't tasted it yet. When you taste it, we will be all over!"

"Old Huang, you are called Ming Rou!"

Huang Lei seized the opportunity, naturally it is not easy to let Lao Huang go easily.

At this moment, dozens of people from the program group took the opportunity to rush towards Peng Peng.

"Mr. Huang, help...!!!!"

Seeing dozens of people rushing towards him, Peng Peng hugged the basket tightly and shouted in a panic.

"Mom! Are these people really crazy?"

He Jiong stood by, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"Audience friends before the live broadcast, have you seen how pitiful the people in the show team usually are!"

"Look at it, Peng Peng was scared to cry by them! These people have no humanity at all!"

Knowing that he couldn't stop it, Huang Lei simply walked in front of the camera and complained to the tens of millions of viewers.

But after all, the main reason for the program group to do this is to create something to watch.

Of course, the taste of the orange is also a big factor.

But it's okay to be sure, and don't overdo it.

Looking at dozens of people, in fact, I grabbed three or four 34 for everything, just taste it.

The people in the program group dispersed, and only Peng Peng was left in a mess in the wind with the basket on his back.

He was really frightened.

Peng Peng is not as experienced as Huang Lei and He Jiong, and the show team rushed over and he really wanted to keep the fruit in his arms.

Of course, most of the reason for this is that for a foodie, delicious food is worth protecting with life.

"God..., what happened to our Pumbaa"

He Jiong couldn't help laughing and teasing.

"You idiot, you are really a jerk.

Okay, just kidding.

Hurry up and put away the remaining fruit, and in the afternoon, I will go to the town to exchange money for seafood."

Huang Lei looked at Peng Peng with a wicked smile.

It wasn't all his idea that Peng Peng was made like this.

"My poor Peng Peng, what has been ruined by the show crew!"

He Jong scratched at Peng Peng's messy hair with a distressed face, and in the end he himself was the first to burst into laughter.

"At noon, I was planning to make spring bamboo shoots and stir-fried meat. Since I don't have it, let's make do with it!"