Longing for life: from spoiled wife to milkman

Su Ye’s arrival made everyone put down their work, and they all gathered in the courtyard, chatting with Su Ye and Gu Xiaona.

“Su Ye, Cortana, after you get married, why don’t you spare time and travel?”

After the wedding is over, the average couple will choose to relax for a while, and few are like Su Ye and Gu Xiaona, who directly put into work.

“Going to Bali is also a trip to get married,”

he said

In this regard, Su Ye smiled indifferently and responded: “Moreover, we came to the mushroom house for our honeymoon~”

These words made Teacher He, Teacher Huang, Peng Xiaochang and Zhang Xiaofeng all stunned for a moment. Come to the mushroom house for the honeymoon, this is the rhythm of using dog food to support us to death in the future!

Who can stand this!

The audience in the live broadcast room also complained about this, after all, Su Ye and their goddess, sprinkled dog food for them to eat! This Nima~!

“Ding-ding~”

At this time, the phone inside the mushroom house rang, apparently, this was going to be a guest, and he ordered food in advance.

This is a feature of this show, every guest will call the mushroom house in advance to order, and Mr. Huang will meet the guests’ ordering requirements.

Su Ye is a resident guest, so naturally he is dispensed with….

In the courtyard, Peng Xiaochang ran to answer the call, and after a while, he ran out and said to everyone: “The guest called and said that he wanted to eat roasted whole sheep…”

Roast whole lamb?

Everyone looked at the only sheep in the mushroom house at the same time, Tianba!

Among them, Su Ye opened his mouth and said mockingly: “Tianba! For the sake of our happiness, I may have wronged you tonight! ”

These words made the guests at the scene laugh.

At the same time, the audience friends were stunned for a moment, didn’t see it, Su Ye seems to be quite suitable for variety shows?

Of course, whether it is suitable or not, at least you have to record an issue to know, if it doesn’t work, according to the ideas of these audiences, whatever you say at that time, you have to black a wave of Suye!

“Finally, I found an opportunity to attack Tianba!”

Following Su Ye’s words, Teacher Huang also said jokingly.

At this time, Tianba seemed to understand their words, and even retreated, even Tianba was so cooperative, the effect of this section of the program was really good, and the audience was happy.

At the same time, inside the mushroom house, a few “children”, little H Xiaoo, and “pots and pans” walked in, all of them returned at this time.

Among them, the four little cuties of “pots and pans”, looking at Su Ye, the new guest, looked left and right, and all began to revolve around Su Ye, as if they liked Su Ye very much.

This looks like Teacher He, it was a burst of “vinegar intent” welling up in my heart.

No, at that moment, he put on a “sour” look, facing the “pots and pans”, and Xiao H Xiaoo said: “How many of you, do you like me more, or do you like Brother Su Ye more!” ”

These words made the audience friends can’t help but laugh, in their words, that is: Teacher He, you forced a group of cuties to make such a cruel choice!

At the scene, it seemed to understand Teacher He’s words, “pots and pans” and Xiao H Xiaoo, paused slightly, and then, the small pot quickly ran towards Teacher He, and jumped on Teacher He’s lap.

This made Teacher He ah, a meal of joy, this word of praise, but also not stingy: “Look, or the small pot is the most well-behaved~”

However, as soon as these words came out, Su Ye sneered and said, “Teacher He, do you feel that your thighs are a little wet?” ”

Teacher He raised his eyebrows, looked down, and found one thing, that is, the small pot was on his thigh, peeing!!

“Small pot !!!”

Teacher He is bitter and can’t say ah, just praised you for a small pot, this is not finished, you peed on my thigh, this……

This scene really made the guests at the scene laugh.

“Hahaha~ Teacher He, you praised the small pot too early~”

Sister Zhang Xiaofeng covered her stomach and laughed.

“Teacher He, let you compete with Su Ye for favor, you see, this is the end!”

Teacher Huang was also full of smiles, ridiculing.

“I have a very good suggestion~”

At this time, Su Ye smiled mysteriously and said.

“What advice?”

Teacher He asked while washing away the urine left by the small pot just now under the faucet.

At the same time, Gu Xiaona, as well as the rest of the guests, were extremely curious, looking at Su Ye, waiting for his next words.

“We don’t eat the whole lamb, we roast the small pot.”

The corners of Su Ye’s mouth rose slightly, and he said jokingly.

As soon as these words came out, Teacher He immediately agreed, put on a “bad uncle” look, looked at the small pot, and said with a smile: “Little pot, you are obedient, we will definitely make you fragrant later~”

The little pot ran to Gu Xiaona’s feet very spiritually, looking aggrieved.

“Xiaocauldron is not afraid, there is a sister, they don’t dare to treat you like this!” If this brother dares to roast you, I will roast him first!” ”

Gu Xiaona rubbed its head while holding the small pot, and at the same time, arched her nose at Su Ye and said.

Su Ye said, his heart is bitter!

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