Longing for Life: The Strongest Fresh Meat

“Upstairs, the Dove Zhan Magpie’s Nest doesn’t seem to have anything to do with this, right?”

“Forgive me for being shallow, what the hell do you mean!”

These people were all temporarily attracted in, naturally did not understand Jiang Han’s routine, but Jiang Han’s fans already understood this set.

“Haha! Upstairs are all newcomers, right? ”

“That’s right, I don’t know my Han brother’s routine! Understandable! ”

“Hahaha!”

“…… What the hell does it mean?! Can you explain? ”

“Ask for an explanation!”

“You people, it’s so bad! Let me explain! Brother Han Duan hand one! This is only the first half, and there will be more to come! ”

“Huh? Duan executioner? So awesome? ”

“Really fake? And the second half? Why haven’t you sent it yet?! ”

“Brother Han, don’t hang our appetites! Hurry up and send out the second half! ”

“Yes! Wait! ”

“……”

Jiang Han only sent out the first half, and in the blink of an eye, the comments were already tens of thousands, all of them were kneeling and begging for the following text, of course, there were some new fans, I don’t know why.

Na Ying had been deleting comments, and when he saw Jiang Han’s Weibo, he was suddenly stunned, and his heart suddenly burst out, and a sense of foreboding surfaced in his heart.

Jiang Han looked at Weibo, which had tens of thousands of comments in the blink of an eye, with a bad smile on his face, and sent out the second half.

“One day, a little boy climbed up the big tree where the eagle’s nest was located, saw the chicken in the eagle’s nest, and excitedly shouted, ‘That eagle is a chicken!’ That eagle is a chicken! ’”

Exploded!

Thoroughly exploded!

Seeing the second half of Jiang Han’s Weibo, everyone exploded!

“I was hasty! Brother Han is too fierce! ”

“Poof! Brother Han! Lose me dinner money! Laughter! ”

“Awesome my brother!”

“Stunned for what? 666 buckle up! ”

“Hahahaha laughed me to death! That eagle is a chicken! Hahahaha! Brother Han, I really took this brain! How did this come up with this?! ”

“Awesome my brother!”

“Hahahaha! I am desperate to know now that the eagle’s expression when he sees this Weibo! ”

“Awesome! This is the best joker I’ve ever seen! ”

“Upstairs, I suggest you go and check out Brother Han’s Weibo before that he was a vegetarian, that’s called awesome!”

“……”

Although this parallel world also has various jokes, they are all ordinary and nothing new.

Netizens saw Jiang Han send out such an ingenious joke, which was not only funny, but also scolding.

And most importantly, still unknowingly scolding! You can’t find any slots at all!

Suddenly, these netizens were happy!

“Jiang Han? Which Jiang Han in “Yearning 3″? ”

“Powdered powder!”

“Sanguan Zheng, it’s still so interesting and talented! Powdered! ”

“Upstairs, do you think our brother Han doesn’t look good?”

“Poof! Powdered powder! ”

“……”

That eagle side, originally confused by Jiang Han’s front Weibo, didn’t know what it meant, and thought that Jiang Han was instigated and softened, and then, seeing the second half of Weibo, he was immediately stunned!

Although it is a parallel world, the chicken in this is also a profession!

As a top singer, when was that eagle so insulted?

And still on Weibo!

And the other side is not a little-known little person, or even a first-line traffic star!

The eagle was furious!

“Jiang Han, you are an insult to my personality and an infringement of my honorary rights! You are a provocation to me! I can file a lawsuit against you! ”

Fans of the eagle also helped.

“That’s right! That sister is right! This Jiang Han is too much! ”

“How can it be so direct insulting?”

“Support that sister! It is recommended to sue! ”

“Well said!”

“……”

These brain-dead fans simply could not have imagined that it was the eagle who insulted people first, and did not understand that those who insulted people were insulted!

Jiang Han’s fans have inherited Jiang Han’s good character, and they are not afraid of making trouble.

“Huh! Also sue it! And personality! ”

“Weakly ask, that eagle, do you have a personality? Also honorary rights, do you have a reputation? ”

“You brain-dead fans of that eagle, don’t you know that it is Brother Han who insulted the eagle first?”

“Double standard dog! Disgusting! ”

“……”

Jiang Han looked at the eagle’s Weibo on the computer and couldn’t help but sneer.

“I’m talking about that eagle is a chicken, how? Do you want to take a seat? I don’t object?! What the? Lawyer’s letter? Oh yes, chicken you are so beautiful. ”

Netizens looked at Jiang Han’s Weibo and almost spewed out dinner!

“Poof! Brother Han is terrible! ”

“Old iron 666! Take a seat, hahahaha! ”

“Also, Brother Han is really awesome! Mock together with the vegetable and the fish! ”

“I want to laugh when I see the three words of the lawyer’s letter!”

“Hahahaha, die laughing!”

“Ask, the psychological shadow area of the vegetable void!”

“Brother Han is really just right!”

“I’ve never seen such a star! Powdered! ”

“I used to just think that Jiang Han was a traffic star and had no strength, but after listening to his songs and today’s Weibo, I decided, black to fan! And it’s the kind of brain-dead powder! ”

“Ibid!”

“Turned powdered!”

“……”

Cai Wuquan was at home, looking at the scolding battle between the two on Weibo, and was watching it happily, but I didn’t expect Jiang Han to say such a sentence, and he was suddenly confused!

“Can’t afford to mess with me? I pretend I can’t see…”

Cai Wu Kun has been stunned out of the psychological shadow by Jiang Han…

That eagle looked at Jiang Han’s Weibo, and suddenly felt that his chest was tight, and he almost vomited blood for three lifetimes!

However, Jiang Han is not finished.

Soon, a Weibo post was sent out again.

“A few days ago, at a classmate’s dinner, a friend drank too much, wanted to come up with wine, but couldn’t spit it out, everyone came up with ideas, what to use fingers through the throat ah and so on, but it didn’t work.”

Fans were immediately happy when they saw Jiang Han post Weibo again.

“Brother Han, go on!”

“What about the following?”

“Don’t hang your appetite like this every time!”

“Kneel and beg Brother Han to speed up!”

“Wait online, it’s quite urgent!”

“Aaaaaa Hurry up and send it out! ”

Looking at the number of comments that soared instantly, Jiang Han sent out the second half.

At this time, a classmate slammed the table and yelled: Look at me! Saying that, he took out his mobile phone and put a photo of the eagle, and in an instant, the friend vomited! ”

When fans saw the second half of Jiang Han’s posting, they were immediately happy!

“Hahaha! Laugh me to death! ”

“I saw that picture of the eagle… Spit up! Can this eagle photo still produce wine? ”

“Learned, try it next time you drink~”

“Which is the best in terms of making up paragraphs?”

“Brother Han’s best executioner of the year!”

“May I ask the eagle’s expression now?”

“Hahahaha!”