Longing for Life: The Strongest Fresh Meat

“Peng Peng’s desire to lose weight, I don’t think it can be achieved.”

“Haha, the second season is fine, there is only one Teacher Huang, and now another Jiang Han has been added.”

“Isn’t it cruel to let someone who participates in an alternative food show lose weight?”

“Hahaha, die laughing.”

“……”

At the scene, several people chatted while eating, and soon, they finished eating.

Next to the cleaned table, several people sat and chatted.

“Xiaojiang’s cooking is so delicious, or come with me to the crew, our crew just has a plan to hire a temporary chef now.”

Dahua licked his lips and said.

Without waiting for Jiang Han to speak, Teacher Huang followed and said, “Are you robbing people with the program group?” ”

As soon as Dahua heard Teacher Huang’s words, he immediately quickly explained, “No, no. ”

“I didn’t mean that, I was just kidding.”

The crowd burst into laughter.

Teacher He said, “Didn’t you and Peng Peng cook by ourselves once last season? That time it was also fried sauce noodles, which was also very good. ”

When Zi Feng heard this, he exclaimed, “Brother Peng Peng and Brother Dahua can still cook?” ”

Peng Peng was a little proud, “That is, the two of us were also the owners of the mushroom house.” ”

Saying that, he raised his head proudly.

“But what we made is far from what Brother Han made, and it can’t be compared.”

“Yes, the first time I do it, it’s good to be able to do it like last time.”

Teacher Huang did not hit Peng Peng this time, but encouraged.

“Who did Xiaojiang learn these cooking skills from? It’s very nice. ”

Lu Qingsi turned the topic to Jiang Han, and everyone looked at them with curiosity, especially Dahua.

“Me? I’m fine, I like to make my own food in the house alone. ”

Jiang Han snorted and continued, “Peng Peng you can also ah, there is nothing to think about, cooking this thing is very simple.” ”

After listening to it, Teacher Huang nodded and said, “Xiaojiang is right, cooking is mainly because you like to ponder, but it is not difficult.” ”

When Peng Peng heard this, he quickly waved his hand, shaking his head like a rattle, “I can’t, I’ve tried many times before, cooking by myself at home, and the result is all dark cooking, that is, on “Longing 3″, watching Teacher Huang cook to learn a little. ”

“Then now that I see Xiaojiang cooking, can I consider trying it again tomorrow?”

Teacher Huang continued.

When Peng Peng heard this, he was anxious.

Last time with Dahua, the two of them were busy for two hours, just to make a meal, and almost messed up, let him cook, it was purely fatal.

“No, I really can’t. You don’t think about me, you are responsible for your own lives.” ”

As soon as Peng Peng’s words came out, everyone present laughed.

“Poof! You are threatening everyone’s lives for not cooking! ”

“Peng Peng, you just invite you to death!”

“Hahahaha!”

In the live broadcast room, seeing Peng Peng hearing this, he also laughed.

“Peng Peng fought hard to not cook!”

“I can’t say that, some people are not very repulsive, but the problem is that the things made are not still eaten, they have to taste without taste, and they have to sell their appearance.”

“That’s the truth. I’m just a person, and Peng Peng is still on the show, which is a shame that can be thrown to the whole country. ”

“……”

At the scene, Teacher Huang and Teacher He kept teasing Peng Peng with this topic.

Peng Peng turned over and over, beaten to death unwillingly, that is, three words: I can’t.

Jiang Han looked at Peng Peng’s embarrassed look and said with a smile, “Peng Peng is seriously lacking in self-confidence, and he needs to go out for a trip to relax and enhance his self-confidence.” ”

When everyone heard this, they were a little curious.

“Tourism? Distraction is understandable, but what does it have to do with self-confidence? ”

“yes.”

Dahua raised his hand, “I know, I know.” ”

Seeing everyone’s eyes focused on him, Dahua spoke, “Xiaojiang means that going out to see the mountains and rivers will help cultivate emotions.” ”

After listening to it, several people couldn’t help nodding.

“Indeed, it has this effect.”

“That’s right.”

Dahua looked at Jiang Han with a smug expression, “How about it, Xiaojiang, am I right?” ”

Jiang Han shook his head with a smile.

Everyone was confused when they saw Jiang Han shaking his head.

“Don’t sell it, Brother Jiang Han.”

Sister Zifeng urged.

Jiang Han spoke, “If you don’t have confidence, just go around Taihang Mountain.” ”

After everyone listened, they froze for a moment, and then laughed.

“Hahaha, and that?”

“I haven’t reacted at first, this joke is a little cold!”

“……”

Everyone present laughed, only Dahua did not know why.

Dahua only speaks Chinese and can’t read at all!

Seeing Dahua’s confused look, Peng Peng explained again, but this joke was really difficult for him, and he still couldn’t get the laughter.

In the live broadcast room, fans were immediately happy to watch.

“Poof! This joke is so cold! ”

“Brother Han, I thought I said something big, it’s a cold joke for half a day, and it made me think for a long time.”

“Poof! Die laughing! ”

“Stunned for what? 666 buckle up! ”

“Best Cold Joke of the Year.”

“Dahua is so pitiful, I don’t know what everyone is laughing at.”

“Dahua is excusable, this is actually a text joke.”

“……”

At the scene, after Peng Peng kept explaining, and even wrote out the words in a book, Dahua reacted.

“I know, I know.”

Dahua reacted and nodded, “This is a cold joke, right?” So will I. ”

Teacher Huang smiled and nodded, “Then let’s invite Dahua to come one.” ”

Dahua coughed twice and cleared his throat, “Once upon a time, there was a polar bear, sleeping in the evening and feeling hot, so he cut off the hair on his body, and as a result, it snowed heavily the next day, and the polar bear looked at the heavy snow and said: It’s so cold.” ”

After Dahua finished speaking, there was a silence on the scene.

“Don’t you understand? Do you want me to say it again? ”

Dahua saw that everyone did not react in the slightest and said.

Teacher Huang waved his hand, “It’s not that I didn’t understand, it’s that your joke is too cold, and it’s directly cold.” ”

As soon as Teacher Huang spoke, the atmosphere became active.

“Your joke is really cold, it is estimated that normal people can’t laugh.”

“Dahua, your cold joke kung fu still needs to be honed.”

Several people spoke.

Dahua muttered in his mouth, “Isn’t it a cold joke? That’s it. It’s cold, a little bit funny. ”

Seeing Dahua’s appearance, everyone couldn’t help but laugh.

“Dahua, I heard that you wrote a song by yourself in the crew and was selected for the episode?”

Seeing Dahua nian, Teacher Huang quickly diverted the topic.

When Dahua heard this topic, he immediately became interested, “That’s right, will I sing it to you now?” “_

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