"Run, boss, the bandits are coming"
The audience laughed so hard that tears were coming out.
After playing around, everyone was about to start eating watermelon, Su Yang smiled and said, "I'll come."
"Be careful, don't cut your hands," He Jiong said carefully.
"I know Mr. He." Su Yang nodded and started to cut the watermelon. Zhao Liying watched eagerly, and her saliva was about to flow out. Everyone thought it was funny.
"Here, Yingbao, you can eat a piece first," Su Yang handed her a piece with a smile.
"Can you?" Zhao Liying took it and looked at the others.
Yang Mi smiled and said, "Just eat it, you'll be drooling when you see it, so pretend to be calm."
After hearing this, Zhao Liying smiled and began to eat. Su Yang cut half of it first, and the other half planned to be eaten later.
"This watermelon is nice and sweet," Huang Lei nodded with satisfaction.
He Jiong smiled: "It's really enjoyable to have an ice-cold watermelon in this hot summer. It reminds me of when I was a child, and it's just as easy to satisfy, right, Mr. Huang."
Huang Lei nodded and smiled: "That's right, don't talk about such a big watermelon at that time, even if you buy a watermelon at home, you will be satisfied."
"Isn't it?" He Jiong nodded in agreement.
Hearing this, Su Yang asked softly, "Mr. He and Mr. Huang have been suffering since childhood."
"It's all like this, let's not mention it," Huang Lei said with a smile, not wanting to discuss this issue.
Everyone didn't ask any more questions.
"It's just a watermelon, you can buy it anytime you want, but I don't know why, I'm quite envious of them now."
"Also envious +1"
"Also envious +1"
The audience was talking.
"Mr. Huang, do you still remember that incident?" He Jiong raised an eyebrow at him.
"Hahaha, that's what you're talking about." Huang Lei couldn't help laughing when he thought of something.
Everyone was very curious when they heard this, He Jiong explained with a smile: "When I was a child, my family was poor, it might take ten days and a half to buy a watermelon to eat, and Mr. Huang and I were gluttonous, and it happened that someone in the town was growing watermelons. , and it's time to pick."
"I discussed with Mr. Huang. In the middle of the night, the two of us took sacks and went to steal the watermelon. Although the melon was stolen, there were so many mosquitoes that night, and they bit us all over. Now that I think about it, I regret it. ".
Hearing this, Huang Lei smiled and took it over: "That's all, the parents of our two families knew that we were going to steal watermelons, and they spanked our buttocks angrily. ".
When everyone heard this, Su Yang laughed and said, "It turns out that Mr. He and Mr. Huang were so naughty when they were young."
"I was ignorant at the time, and I regret it now when I think about it, so here I recommend everyone not to learn from us, because conscience is really hard to live with," He Jiong said with a smile, and finally reminded the audience by the way.
Everyone laughed.
"It turns out that Mr. He, Mr. Huang was so naughty when he was a child."
"I came from the countryside, and I can understand what Teacher He and the others said. After all, when I was a child, I stole people's watermelons just like Teacher He and the others said. Now that I grow up, I regret it very much."
"...Steal needles when we are young, and steal money when we are old. This is what adults often teach us"
The audience couldn't help feeling emotional.
"Yingbao, eat slowly, no one will rob you, it really is," Yang Mi looked at Zhao Liying helplessly.
Zhao Liying smiled when she heard the words: "This melon is so delicious, I can't stop for a while."
Everyone laughed when they heard the words, and Su Yang smiled and said, "If it's delicious, you can eat more. There's more here, enough for you."
"Yeah," Zhao Liying hummed and ate watermelon.
Seeing this, He Jiong smiled: "Yingbao has not been easy these days. She just came here when she encountered the fact that we have to pay the rent. She is tired, and she really needs to eat more."
"It's not easy for Da Mimi. It's been almost a week since I've been here, and I've been busy working with us. It's quite tiring," He Jiong said, looking at Yang Mi again.
Yang Mi smiled a little embarrassed after hearing this: "Don't say that, I'll be embarrassed."
"Hahaha", everyone laughed when they heard the words.
At this time, the director stood up and said: "(What's Zhao) to remind everyone that our refrigerator will not be provided for free for everyone to use. Normally, one hundred corns per hour are used, so you have to pay us fifty corns." .
Everyone's laughter stopped abruptly when they heard that, and they couldn't help looking at the director, which made the director's scalp tingle.
"Director 666"
"Director, you will die like this, I'm sure"
"Hahaha, the director really knows how to play"
The audience was just crazy.
"It's not the director. Say it again, we didn't hear it clearly." Huang Lei took off his slippers and held them in his hands.
"Cough, Mr. Huang, don't get excited." The director swallowed, really afraid that Huang Lei would be thrown over.
The people in the program group immediately moved away from him, and they were the ones who would hit them for a while.
ps: Thanks to pgonediss, the two big brothers Lonely and Lonely for their monthly ticket support...
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