Longing for the Life of the Entertainment King

Liu Xianhua worked hard to chop wood.

He Jiong washes the dishes.

The program team sent three chickens, and Huang Lei was cleaning up the chicken coop.

It seems that you are the only idler?

"Ahao, go and answer the phone." He Jiong commanded.

He Hao got up reluctantly, entered the room slowly, and answered the phone.

"Hey?"

"Is this the mushroom house?" The other party was using a voice changer and couldn't tell the difference between men and women.

"Yes!" He Hao nodded.

"I am your guest today. In two hours, it will be almost over. I want to order a dish!"

He Hao's heart instantly became sunny.

Take a look!

What a wise man!

Just order a dish!

How can you be like Di Li Reba, who can do ten courses directly, as if he has never eaten.

"Okay, okay, you say, I'll help you write it down." He Hao happily picked up a gel pen and A4 paper.

"Hey, I'm usually too busy with work, and this dish is quite elegant, so I haven't tasted it. To be honest, this dish has been dormant in my heart for a long time, and I've always wanted to try it..."

He Hao has a bad feeling in his heart!

"You directly say, what kind of food?"

"Buddha-jump-wall!"

Immediately.

He Hao fell silent.

The most standard version of Buddha Jump over the Wall requires 18 main ingredients and 12 auxiliary ingredients, all of which are precious ingredients!

Even the simple version requires seven or eight ingredients!

Compared with the ten dishes of Di Lieba, they are really nothing!

"Hello...Hello? Hello? My signal is not good here, I can't hear clearly!" He Hao quickly hung up the phone without giving the other party a chance to refute!

In the car.

The man looked at the phone that had been hung up with a dazed look on his face!

I don't read much, don't lie to me!

Does the landline have a bad signal?

He Hao came out of the house.

He Jiong asked, "Ahao, who is it?"

He Hao replied, "Guest."

He Jiong pretended to be annoyed and said, "I just sent off one wave, and another wave, the program crew won't let us relax for a minute, did the other party order food?"

"Order a dish."

"Hahaha, finally a good person came, and I will let Teacher Huang show him his craftsmanship later! By the way, what kind of dishes did he order?"

He Hao pondered for two seconds, "Buddha jumps over the wall."

Click!

The bowl in He Jiong's hand was broken.

The axe that Liu Xianhua swung up almost flashed his waist.

The smile on Teacher Huang's face gradually disappeared.

"You agreed?" He Jiong's mouth twitched.

"I pretended that the signal was bad and hung up the phone!" He Hao replied.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Afterwards, seeing He Jiong sprinting for [-] meters, he ran into the house, and after a while he came out of the house with a look of excitement.

"Brother, you..." He Hao questioned.

"I unplugged the landline phone line!" He Jiong said proudly.

"Pi!" He Hao replied.

"I still want to eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, let's just make a mess for him, we can deal with it!" Huang Lei suggested.

"Okay!" Liu Xianhua nodded and continued chopping wood.

The sun rose, and He Hao's salted fish was transferred from the chair to the mat.

For a while.

"Hahaha, doing things, it's been such a long way, you don't let the car take me, let me come over by myself, and the show team does things." Chen He, who was wearing a magic mirror, led a sheep and swaggered towards the mushroom house. Come.

Peng!

open the door!

"Hello everyone!" Chen He put on a poss that he felt handsome.

"He He, why are you here?" He Jiong asked in surprise.

"Mr. He." Chen He gave He Jiong a big hug.

"This is... bring your own ingredients?" Huang Lei stared at two sheep, one big and one small, his eyes shining.

Program group: "..."

This Nima is raised!

When are you going to eat? !

"Mr. Huang!"

"Dahua!"

Chen He greeted them one by one.

He Hao, who was lying on the mat, was ignored again.

"Mr. Huang, have I started making Buddha Jump over the Wall? The phone signal is not good. I haven't finished speaking yet. I think there should at least be abalone, pepper, beef tendon, ham, hoof tips, mushrooms, and fried pork slices in Buddha Jump Over the Wall. , bamboo shoots and other ingredients." Chen He looked at the stove and instructed.

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched.

"Mr. Huang, for the sake of He He's two sheep, why don't you give him a copy of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall!" He Jiong laughed.

His behavior just now is only for the effect of the show.

As a result, Huang Lei also responded along the way.

then……

Liu Xianhua took Chen He to the house to put his suitcase.

The people who were busy outside the door heard such a conversation.

"The place to sleep is very good and comfortable, but there are more mosquitoes at night." Liu Xianhua asked while introducing, "Brother Chen, where do you want to put your luggage?"

Chen He looked around, "Just put it here. I want to change my pants. The trousers are too hot. Are these fixed cameras in the house shooting?"

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll change it for you!"

Chen He: "???"

"Don't...no...don't...this can't be."

"It's okay, you're a guest, it's okay, I'll take it off for you."

"No, I really don't!"

"Brother Chen, you're welcome, I helped him take off every guest."

"Playing... so big?!" Chen He's tone trembled.

"Really, I'm very experienced!"

"No, really don't...my pants..."

"Don't be shy..."

Everyone outside the door looked at each other in dismay!

Should I go in and disturb?

The director looked at the monitor and felt very tired.

Yesterday I asked about the door made of steel, and today I helped people take off their pants...

He began to worry about the future of the show...

Chapter 019 A small jump at noon, a big jump at night [for collection, for flowers]

When the two came out, everyone's eyes converged.

Although I don't know what happened inside, it can be seen that both of them are in good spirits.

"Brother, be careful in the future..." He Hao said sincerely.

He Jiong: "..."

"It's all about doing things!" Chen He smiled awkwardly, changed his pants, threw away his magic mirror, and swept his eyes, only to find that He Hao, who was lying on the mat, ran over to the mat to say hello. Brother, you are very friendly, could it be that you are also a resident guest?"

"Yeah!" He Hao nodded.

Chen He originally wanted to chat with He Hao, but seeing that the other party closed his eyes as a salted fish, he could only give up.