Longing for the Life of the Entertainment King

"I have a little donkey

I never ride

One day I rode to the market on a whim

I have a small leather whip in my hand

I am very proud

I don't know why

fell in mud

I have a small leather whip in my hand

I am very proud

I don't know why

I fell in the mud..."

Director Wang Zhengyu, who was watching the monitor, breathed a sigh of relief. He Jiong's younger brother still has some bright spots. He is handsome and a singer-songwriter, although it is a children's song.

"Director, director, the market price of that little donkey is [-] oceans!" The assistant director hurried over and said.

Wang Zhengyu: "???"

Is there such a rule?

Do you have to buy the donkey you have ridden?

Seeing the puzzled look in the director's eyes, the assistant director said with an aggrieved expression, "In the picture from Xiao Zhao's camera, He Hao was riding the donkey and slapping the corresponding parts of the donkey, talking to himself, cutting the donkey in vain. , fried donkey sausages with sauce, donkey meat roasted, etc..."

With a solemn expression, Wang Dingyu patted the assistant director on the shoulder, "Be sure to save that innocent little donkey from the other party's hands, or else your salary will be deducted!"

After a while.

Mushroom house, here we come.

Just got off the back of the donkey, the assistant director is preparing to pass...

The donkey took the lead, and Sa Huan ran away.

The will to survive can be described as strong!

Hot day.

Forget it, be a salted fish with peace of mind.

Eat it next time.

Subsequently.

He Hao knocked on the door, then pushed it open.

director?

plan?

staff member?

Totally ignore!

This is what the village said.

Just got in.

"Aha!" Liu Xianhua, who was hiding behind the door, burst out and howled, trying to scare He Hao.

however……

He Hao looked back.

Poker face.

Liu Xianhua maintained the appearance of showing his teeth and claws.

The scene was quite embarrassing for a while.

A gust of wind blows.

Liu Xianhua laughed and returned to normal. With a mouthful of unskilled Mandarin, he asked, "Hello, my name is Liu Xianhua, you can call me Dahua, are you also one of the permanent guests of this show?"

He Hao looked back at the camera that Zhao Fei was carrying, and pondered for two seconds, "Is it really that obvious?"

Liu Xianhua: "..."

God, it's just like that.

Stand still for a while.

"Hahaha, just kidding, my name is He Hao, nice to meet you." He Hao smiled, "Liu Xianhua, born in Canada on October 1989, 10, is a Canadian-born Chinese pop singer, Film and television actor, host, member of the Korean boy singing group SuperJunior-M, studying at Berklee College of Music... kind and helpful, so you should be very willing to help me bring the box to the house, right?"

The smile on Liu Xianhua's face gradually disappeared.

I guess...you're mainly trying to say that last sentence, right?

"Okay!" Liu Xianhua couldn't figure out the number of ways, so he could only nod his head and leave with the box on his back.

He Hao lay on the mat in the yard like a salted fish.

After a while, Liu Xianhua also came over and sat down.

"He Hao, do you know who else is on our show?"

"you guess?"

"..."

I really want to kill him, what should I do?Online wait, very urgent.

When the two were silent.

A little puppy strolled slowly and leisurely.

"Wow, so cute!" Liu Xianhua grabbed it and shouted happily.

He Hao shook his head regretfully, "Let's keep it up, now I can only make one pot of soup at most."

Liu Xianhua: "???"

director:"???"

staff member:"???"

Dogs are so cute, how can you bear to eat them?

Chapter 003 Unit of Measure: Corn [For Collection, For Flowers]

When a group of people stared at each other, they heard someone talking outside the door.

"It's here! It's so quiet!"

"Without the smog-free air, I really want to stay forever."

The door is pushed open.

He Jiong.

Huang Lei.

The two walked in talking and laughing.

"Mr. He! Teacher Huang!" Liu Xianhua shouted in surprise.Put down the dog, run over and give the two a big hug.

"Dahua, go and help us get the suitcase in!" Huang Lei said with a smile.

Liu Xianhua: "..."

it's me again? !

I take all the suitcases of the four people? !

I don't want to be ashamed!

Even if I, Liu Xianhua, are hammered to death by everyone here, and even if there is no footage for a whole season, I will not be able to help you get your suitcases in!

Oops... Mr. Huang's suitcase is quite heavy!

Liu Xianhua hummed the two's suitcases inside...

Liu Xianhua had to bow to the 'evil forces'!

Mainly because he just had a flash of inspiration and found that he didn't seem to know how to cook.

He Hao got up from the mat and said lazily, "Brother, Teacher Huang, here you come? You're welcome, sit down!"

"This kid is always so lazy." He Jiong introduced to Teacher He with a smile, "My brother, He Hao."

Huang Lei nodded and said nothing.

For a while.

Four people are sitting on the mat.

Chatting with each other can be regarded as acquaintance.

However, He Hao had the urge to hammer Liu Xianhua to death, because the guy looked at his name and said with a proud face, the Chinese teacher taught him, Hao didn't read hao, but... Ritian!

What a day!

The cute little milk dog ran over with short legs, which could be regarded as avoiding the occurrence of the bloody case.

"So cute!" He Jiong hugged the puppy and couldn't put it down.

"Would you like to give him a name?" Huang Lei said.

"What do you want to call it?" Liu Xianhua came over.

"Otherwise, it's called Xiao H!" He Jiong explained, "Huang Lei's Huang is H, Dahua's Hua H, He Jiong's He is H, and He Hao's He is also H."

"Little H, great name!"

"Little H, good!"

He Hao, who was lying on the side, licked his lips, "The English name is H, and the Chinese name is Love!"