"Ahao, listen to my brother's advice, you should pull over to the side of the car quickly, and leave the technical work of driving to someone else!" Huang Bo grabbed the handrail, his tone melancholy.
"No! I'm young and strong, and I have good eyes!" He Hao patted his chest and said. "Don't believe me? I'll show you a unique trick! Drive with your feet! I don't show it to ordinary people, but you are making money!".
Chapter 294 Moisture?How can there be any moisture! 【For subscription】
What the hell!
Driving by hand is at this level!
How dare you open it with your feet? !
Seeing that He Hao really started to take off his shoes, Huang Lei, the co-pilot, endured the choking smell, pulled He Hao's arm, and said in horror, "Ahao, calm down! We believe, we believe! You...you... ... why are you putting on your socks so quickly?!"
Sun Honglei behind him turned green and hurriedly opened the window.
"Huh, no wonder it's so delicious, it's not enough to take off your shoes, but you even take off your socks!"
"Brother Honglei, you don't understand, the old driver pays attention to the feel of the car. Wearing socks and gloves is the same thing!" He Hao defended in a plausible manner.
Everyone: →_→
God is such a reason!
"Ahao, don't make a fool of yourself, quickly pull over the car and let Boer drive." Huang Lei rubbed his head, "I think your sentence 'good driving skills' is quite watery!"
"Moisture? Where's the moisture!" He Hao pouted, aggrieved.
"Ahao, how dare you say that there is no moisture in your snake skin? I am more curious, how did you get your driver's license in the first place?" Huang Bo asked the biggest doubt in his heart.
"Driver's license? What kind of driver's license?" He Hao asked strangely.
"You...you...you don't have a driver's license?"
"No!"
shit!
How dare you drive without a license!
How dare you try to open it with your feet? !
Excuse me, did Liang Jingru give you the courage? !
"Stop, stop now!" Everyone panicked.
"There is no place to park here either. Drive past this intersection and stop at that time." He Hao pointed at the traffic light, wanting to have more fun.
Everyone: "???"
Why do you still have to open an intersection? !
Big brother!
Don't take us to death!
Everyone pressed He Hao with all their hands, and Huang Lei, the co-pilot, leaned over and tried to turn the steering wheel against the road.
at last……
Pull aside the car.
He Hao was taken off the driver's seat and thrown to the back, while Huang Bo fastened his seat belt and twisted the key!
beep beep...
The old driver's special car, Wuling Shenguang is driving normally on the road!
For a while.
Huang Lei suddenly remembered something, turned his head and said, "Everyone, when we are together, everyone turns off their mobile phones. When we are apart, turn them on again. Today, let's just have fun'".
"Oh, turn it off!"
"Yes!"
"Shut down and shut down!"
"Hahaha, if you can't get through to the phone, how do you think the program team can send tasks?"
"Looks like it's really going to be a trip today!"
Everyone is in a good mood.
"There are still more than 60 kilometers away from the destination. Let's sleep for a while now." Huang Bo reminded intimately while driving.
then……
Zhang Yixing, who was sitting in the back seat, leaned his head against the window and began to rest.
Wang Xun was leaning against the window on the other side.
Sun Honglei, who was sitting in the middle, said helplessly, "What should I do? There is nowhere to rely!"
"You lean directly on his shoulder." Huang Bo pointed to Zhang Yixing and said.
"I'm such a big man, I'm so embarrassed to sleep on someone else's shoulder... Well, don't say it, it's really comfortable to lean on."
Everyone: "..."
The car slowly fell silent.
A slight snoring sounded.
The sky was overcast, there was nothing to do, and most of the people fell asleep.
Sudden……
Jingle Bell!
Jingle Bell!
Jingle Bell!
The rapid ringtone of the mobile phone rings!
In an instant, many people were awakened.
Everyone stared at Huang Lei silently, looking at the mobile phone in his hand, with a look of melancholy.
"Brother Lei, didn't you tell us to turn off our phones? Why are you still on?" He Hao also felt a little confused.
"Brother Bo doesn't know the way. I'm not driving the Gaode map to navigate." Huang Lei was extremely helpless.
Everyone: "..."
What's the matter? You still see the stitches and needles being soft and wide?
You are so scary!
a long time.
The phone still rang, and Huang Lei was hesitant.
"Brother Lei, why don't you answer the phone?" He Hao touched his nose and asked.
"I'm thinking, is it too late to hang up the phone now and shut down at the speed of light?" Huang Lei asked everyone's opinions seriously.
Everyone: "..."
All sorts of opinions, all sorts of coquettish manipulations, it's just heart-wrenching to hear.
He Hao directly took the phone from Huang Lei's hand, took it, and clicked to connect.
"Hello?" He Hao turned on the amplifier.
"Excuse me, is Mr. Sun Honglei there?" The other party used a voice changer, but He Hao could still keenly hear that the other party was actually director Yan Min.
".~ Brother Honglei, the director is looking for you!" He Hao handed the phone back with a calm expression.
other side:"……"
Sun Honglei: "..."
other people:"……"
Almost didn't die laughing.
"Director, what's the matter?" Sun Honglei answered the phone and laughed.
"I'm not a director!" The other party felt a little confused. Is it because his voice recognition is too high, or is the voice changer too crap?
"Okay, director, you're not the director, just say something if you have something!" Sun Honglei single-headed.
"I'm not really..."
"Don't say I'm hanging up again!" Sun Honglei said silently.
The other party obviously didn't want to continue entanglement, and said directly, "Mr. Sun Honglei, I am your fan, I have always had a dream of being a director, recently I wrote a book of "Survival on the Island", I hope you can give me chicken strips A chance, according to my script, to fulfill my director dream!"
"We (Okay Zhao) won't give you this chance." He Hao leaned over and slapped his skin.
Everyone: "..."
other side:"……"
Can we have a good chat? !
The other party directly released the big killer and said, "Now, Mr. Sun Honglei, there is a bomb in your bag, if you complete my mission well..."
The people in the car are already panicking!
bomb? !
real or fake?
"I really have something in my bag!" Sun Honglei opened his small schoolbag, shivering, and took out the big red bomb, "Look!"
"I wipe, it really does!"
"Mom! Will it really explode?"
"Just kidding?"
"I always feel like..."
Before everyone finished speaking, they saw He Hao open the car window, and instantly dropped the bomb in his hand from the car.
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