Longing for the Life of the Entertainment King

At least, many small theaters now choose language to amuse the audience, no longer blindly use yellow jokes, and talk shows are much more formal.

However, Li Dan obviously consciously improved his status and did not allow threatening people to appear.

During that time, Wang Jianguo spent most of his time behind the scenes.

Write paragraphs.

Collect newcomers.

This allowed Li Dan to establish his status in the talk show world!

It can be heard from the laughter of the audience. Although his jokes are not as deep as Li Dan's, the laughter one after another at the scene is no less than Li Dan's...

Soon, Wang Jianguo stepped down.

Next, Kim Seung-chi.

Innovative group, conductor of the Rainbow Choir!

This is also a famous joker.

After all... no chorus can come up with songs like "I feel like my body is hollowed out" and "Where did you put the keys to my house, Zhang Shichao".

He not only made it out, but also made fire...

He looks very happy from the beginning, the jokes fit his identity, and the audience under the stage is also happy.

Next, it's the pool's turn.

In fact, the reason why the pool can be on fire is because of Li Dan.

Chi Zi often said that he never went to college. That's not a joke. He likes talk shows, and was discovered by Li Dan by chance when he was performing in a small theater.

The first time I appeared on "The Talk Show of the Post-80s Tonight", I asked the audience to remember this talk show actor who has small eyes like Li Dan but is full of dreadlocks...

"Tucao Conference" made him even more popular.

Chi Zi talks about jokes, similar to the interaction between friends, and his speech speed and rhythm are very fast, very close to the style of American talk show black people, often making people want to laugh uncontrollably.

end, end.

It was Li Krypton who appeared again.

Not speaking fast.

Mandarin is not very standard.

I can only thank the ability of the behind-the-scenes joker...

Next is Pangbo.

The new signing of Xiaoguo Culture Co., Ltd. is the second person Li Dan is going to support.

He Hao has been sitting on the sofa of the assistant coffee.

"Tucao Conference" eventually became a variety show, and it didn't touch the black spots at all.

He Hao pondered, should he make big news?

Shouldn't be beaten, right?

Pang Bo stepped down.

Zhang Shaogang went up with his hand card, and then advertised for the title company, and then said with a smile, "Now, seven of our eight deputy coffees have come up, and the next one will debut, after half a year of debut, I have gained a lot. The love of countless fans, but is it the distortion of the soul, or the loss of morality? Why did this male variety show god fail to open a Weibo account in time? Let us applaud He Hao, who is different!"

He Hao is too clean, the only thing he can play is Weibo memes.

For example, the joke that Chizi said just now was, "He Hao, Brother Hao, when Mr. Dan and I received the invitation to "Longing for Life", I was very excited, it was really a night of insomnia, and then I thought , should I learn from my predecessors first, and what to do about the lines? I thought about it carefully, Mr. Huang Lei and Mr. He Jiong, obviously there is a big age gap, there must be a generation gap, Dahua Chinese is not good, so I am going to look for him. Hao, but I don't have a phone or prestige either. I just happened to see the Weibo icon... I searched all night, and I went crazy. Really... I just couldn't find a Weibo account. I'm not a loser either. After going through a lot of hardships, I finally got into the Hao Ge Fan Support Club. Only then did they know that if fans want to know Hao Ge's news, 837 needs to know from other celebrities' Weibo. They heard that I am going to "Yearing" "Life", and paid special attention to me for a while..."

He Hao stood up with a smile and walked to the stage.

"Hello everyone, I'm He Hao."

Open your mouth.

In a word.

Many He Hao fans in the audience screamed excitedly with applause.

"Everyone, take control of yourselves, "Tucao Conference" is a serious show, your cry is easy to misunderstand by passersby outside the door." He Hao reached out his hand and pressed a false button, and said jokingly.

The audience burst into laughter and calmed down.

He Hao coughed lightly, and also started his own talk show, "Actually, Yang Chaoyue and I met in "The Longing for Life", and the program team said that they would invite four people, namely Yang Chaoyue, Bao Aojuan, Lai Meiyun, Sunnee, I made a decisive decision and immediately asked the director to replace Sunnee with Fu Jing. Someone must ask why?

Everyone should know that Sunnee is Thai and he knows Muay Thai.

I was afraid that if she had too much fun, she would give me a set of small Muay Thai hammers for the chest.

It is estimated that there is not too much, and I can make a call to reserve an ICU bed in two clicks. ".

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After the laughter stopped.

He Hao pointed at Sunnee, who was wearing a raft of neutral clothing, and said solemnly, "Many people may think that Sunnee's image is not suitable for a girl group, but... It is precisely because of this that she appears to be recognizable! You! Speaking of a girl group selection, without the style of Sunnee, all of them are long legs and big waves, what would happen?"

He Hao threw a question.

All held their breaths!

What will happen?

If the expectations are good, are you about to talk nonsense?

then……

He Hao looked wretched, "Then... I will definitely follow this show."

Seeing He Hao's expression, everyone couldn't help laughing.

The bursts of laughter stopped.

He Hao continued, "Actually, I participated in the recording of "Longing for Life" and met a lot of people. In addition to Rocket Girl, there are also Chi Zi, Dandan, and Teacher Zhang Shaogang. I still remember when I first met, I stared at Li After a long time, I finally couldn't help asking the question in my heart. Why do you want to talk with your eyes closed? Li Dan said angrily, I was staring at you with big eyes like gongs, how could you say that! I was a little confused. I took out a magnifying glass and looked at it for a long time. Finally, I saw that the other party's eyes were open with a slit... After that, I looked at Chizi again. , If you don't believe me, you took a photo, you took a photo, but it took a long time to take a photo, it caught fire, and Chi Zi's eyebrow tattoo cost [-] yuan.

Mr. Zhang Shaogang has no shortcomings. He loves to work, likes to work, and always works. I am a little ashamed as a resident guest. It is not the way to entertain guests. help!Teacher Zhang immediately grabbed it back at lightning speed. He told me earnestly at the time that if he didn't do some work every day at his age, he wouldn't be able to sleep.I thought to myself, since the guests have this request, then we must meet it!

That night, there were seven of us in the mushroom house, and six of them ran out more than ten times in one night, thinking it was an earthquake every time.Little H didn't dare to go back to the house, leaning against the corner of the yard and shivering...

The next day, Mr. Zhang Shaogang sighed with emotion and slept soundly. Finally, he asked innocently why we all have two dark circles under our eyes. He licked our faces and asked if we were going to have a masquerade..."..."

Zhang Shaogang: "..."

The audience was overjoyed.

He Hao changed his goal and continued, "Mr. Jin Chengzhi, the conductor of the Rainbow Choir, when I first heard "Where did you put the keys to my house, Zhang Shichao", I was very shocked, I have never seen music Our teacher Jin did it, and he mobilized the entire group to let the world know that he lost the key to his house. It is said that later, the neighbor next door gave Mr. Jin a key to his house. I opened it, whether the other party is Zhang Shichao... I don't know."

Everyone: "???"

What the hell!

Focus!

Lost the key!

The next door neighbor opened the door!

In just a few words, countless stories are condensed!

The crowd responded with warm applause and a few whistles.

Immediately afterwards, He Hao glanced at Li Krypton, who was sitting upright, and continued, "Mr. Li Krypton, the fifth king of the year, is very famous, especially the song "Red Sun", which is very good! I remember that at the beginning, smartphones were not very developed. Everyone is using the button cell phone. My brother was going to learn "Red Sun", but he didn't understand the tinkering with the phone, so he asked me to help. At that time, I was in a hurry to go to the toilet. After downloading the song, I threw the phone to my brother and ran into bathroom.

After coming out half an hour later, my brother asked with a little doubt, how come I don't understand this song?I explained that this is a Cantonese song, not Mandarin. You don't know Cantonese, so you must not understand it well.My brother listened to it twice and firmly told me that it must be a pirated copy. He had heard the standard version from Sister Na before, but the Cantonese on this phone is not standard!I didn't believe in evil and took the phone to read, Cantonese... how... oh, sorry, the download is wrong, this is Japanese (important thing). "

This is the black spot!

This is the Tucao Conference!

The people on the stage seem to be a little cold!

The audience below the stage screamed like crazy!

Li Krypton was still sitting quietly and there was no sudden incident.

Li Dan smiled wryly...

Horse eggs!

Brother Hao, this is doing something!

He Hao didn't stop and continued, "I was also very concerned about "Creation 101" before, and I heard that Sunnee is the eighth place in "Creation 101". If there is a chance, there is a chance to lose to Yang Chaoyue again.

I have followed a member Liu Renyu before, she is very beautiful, her original song "Trouble Girl", and she won the title of King of Likes in her performance. She also worked very, very hard in the show, but unfortunately she didn't form a group in the end, but I ask, who Not working hard? "

He Hao silently turned his head to look at Yang Chaoyue.

Yang Chaoyue: (◎_◎)

Everyone is stunned!

Everyone was laughing and leaning back.

"'When Yang Chaoyue made his debut, he said that he was the hope of the whole village, and all the fans shouted 'Chaochao, our villagers will always support you!' Now, I want to ask all the villagers, what do you know about her? Family? Do you know Huaxi Village? The total assets of the village are more than [-] billion yuan, and each family has at least [-] million yuan per year, and the annual income is less than [-] (good, good) ten million, so they are embarrassed to say that they belong to Huaxi Village. "

Everyone: "???"

What the hell!

Big news!

The village flower turned out to have such a back!

The crowd is overwhelmed with emotion...

At this moment, He Hao grinned, "Of course this has nothing to do with her, I'll just say it casually, I'll know where her family is, hahaha. The main thing is to tell everyone, don't always say that you are a villager, Look at you guys, you get up earlier than chickens, sleep later than dogs, work overtime every day, and have no rest on weekends. I am a villager, and on behalf of all the villagers in Huaxi Village, I do not agree with you for sullying this noble title."

The crowd laughed angrily.

I thought it was big news!

It's a joke again! .

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