"When I saw the video of the "Creation 101" performance, the most liked comment was that Yang Chaoyue was actually not as pure as she looked, but she was actually very scheming and used to cry for the camera. I saw this comment At the time, I was very angry, and I just commented and replied directly. Do we need to cry if we want the camera? You didn't see her big length...Bah, she doesn't have long legs, you didn't see her waves... ...Bah, she has no breasts, you haven't seen her perfect figure...Bah, I feel guilty for saying this. In the end, I thought about it, and I can only give a like for the comment." He Hao continued.
Yang Chaoyue: (▼ヘ▼)
Want to hit someone!
"Other people say that girls who love to laugh are not too bad, but when I learned that Yang Chaoyue won the third place in "Creation 101", I was silent, and I suddenly felt... Hey, girls who love to cry don't seem to be lucky. It will be bad. In this way, the luck of girls does not seem to be bad? I continue to think about it. The relevant state departments have released the latest data. The number of marriageable youths is [-] million more for boys than girls, but it is not that girls are not lucky. Is it bad? What is this? This is a knowledge point, friends! Chizi, write it down? Knowledge point!" He Hao raised his eyebrows at Chizi.
Everyone was happy.
He Hao can be regarded as starting with Chi Zi's original 'knowledge point' stalk.
"Do you know what love at first sight is 573? Psychologists have shown that it only takes 8.2 seconds to fall in love with a person, and it only takes 0.4 seconds to like someone, that is, love at first sight! Because the time for a person to blink is 0.2 seconds, the time for the brain to make a decision It only takes 0.2 seconds, 0.2 seconds between the blink of an eye, she enters your brain, and she activates 0.2 different brain areas in 12 seconds of your brain, allowing you to release various nerves without resistance. Transmitters, including oxytocin, dopamine, adrenaline, etc., are more addictive than cocaine!" He Hao glanced at Yang Chaoyue tenderly, "Even now, I still remember that it was early morning, I was sitting in a chair , A girl dressed like a sailor's suit, pushed open the wooden door, and asked timidly, is this "Longing for Life"? At this moment, my breathing stopped, and I suddenly felt that two suns appeared in my world. One warms my body, the other burns my soul, and at that moment, my whole mind was like her..."
"Ah~~~~"
All the audience in the audience roared.
Everyone on the stage was also very interested in this big news, pricked up their ears.
As for Yang Chaoyue, (afaf) blushed to the bottom of his ears.
The whole person covered his face, a little shy.
"Actually, I was quite surprised when I received the invitation from the "Tucao Conference", especially when I knew that the main coffee was Yang Chaoyue. I spent three minutes on the phone, ten minutes for confirmation, and one hour for grooming. Showing my most handsome side, I rushed to the scene in three hours, however, when I saw Yang Chaoyue backstage, I took a second to confirm that in fact, love or anything, I am not important at all!" He Hao He said with a serious expression.
The crowd burst into laughter.
Co-authoring all your preparations in vain?
However, why is this?
Everyone waited to hear the following, all of them concentrated.
"I think, if Yang Chaoyue returned to his hometown now, and if the 'poem mad' He Zhizhang lived in modern times and happened to be from their village, I guess he would have to write a poem after we met - a young boy who left home and returned fat, with a different accent. There are piles of changed meat, children who do not know each other, laugh and ask Chubby who are you?"
When reading the poem, He Hao's tone of Song Xiaofeng from Zhao's family made everyone laugh wildly.
Yang Chaoyue rolled his eyes wildly.
Are you fat?
joke!
Eat very little every day!
The amount of exercise is great!
How can you be fat!
slander!
The slander of Hong Guoguo!
"What are you laughing at? There are a lot of fat people in the entertainment industry, such as Han Hong who Chizi likes. Here, I also sincerely wish Chaoyue to get fatter and fatter, and the star path is magnanimous!" He Hao said with a smile.
Everyone laughed so hard they couldn't stand up!
Han Hong?
What do you compare with others?
People rely on music to eat, not on looks!
What about Yang Chaoyue?
Could it be 'burn my calories' with that 'burn my calorie' that's somewhere between flat and unbreakable?
"Since I came here, I can't come in vain. Finally, I put two advertisements. Teacher He Jiong's online series "Please, Refrigerator" will be launched on Tencent Video. I hope you will pay more attention! Also, I recently participated in Wu Jing The director's "Wolf Warrior 2" will also be released soon, I hope everyone will support it."
Done.
bow.
Get off the stage!
The crowd applauded...
Afterwards, Zhang Shaogang went up for another oral broadcast, teasing the deputy coffee, and finally invited the main coffee Yang Chaoyue to the stage!
After Yang Chaoyue came to power, the first sentence was to say, "He Hao was clearly talking nonsense just now, where am I fat, obviously only 45 kg, do you think I am fat?"
"fat!"
The audience under the stage talked about playing, and they kept having fun.
Yang Chaoyue: "..."
I feel so cold in my heart!
Then...
Yang Chaoyue, who had a distressed face, followed the manuscript and said jokes.
A full half an hour.
After all, it is the main coffee, a bit of privilege.
After speaking.
It's time to finally comment on talk-King.
Finally, according to the principle of superiority and inferiority, Yang Chaoyue awarded the trophy to Li Krypton.
After some award-winning speeches, it was surprising that Li Krypton faced the problem of "Red Sun" squarely and encouraged He Hao a few words.
As I get older, everything becomes apparent.
off.
Everyone added prestige to each other, and they left.
In front of Tencent Building.
Yang Chaoyue blocked He Hao and asked unconvinced, "Where am I getting fat?"
He Hao looked left and right, and answered the question, "Where's Sunnee? Why is it just you?"
"She went to buy something to eat, and she finally came out once, but she couldn't enjoy it. She was in the regiment every day, and the nutritious meals were unappetizing, and the amount of training was very large. I feel like I have no hope for life anymore." Yang Chaoyue muttered.
"Hungry? Let's go, please go eat some junk food, how about Golden Arch?" He Hao said with a smile.
"Okay, okay!" When it comes to eating, Yang Chaoyue forgot his original purpose.
PS: In fact, it is difficult to express in words the paragraphs of language. .
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However, she still didn't get carried away by the food, standing still, waiting for Sunnee.
soon.
He came back with stinky tofu, finger pancakes, roujiamo, candied haws... a lot of foodie Sunnee came back.
"Beyond, let's go back?" Sunnee asked when he saw the two standing together.
"He wants to invite us to the Golden Arch!" Yang Chaoyue pointed at He Hao and said happily.
"Let's go!" Sunnee excitedly threw the things in his hand into the trash.
Take a taxi.
boarding.
Small talk.
"Brother Hao, hello, I originally planned to go to "The Longing for Life" last time, but I didn't expect to be ill." Sunnee was very polite.
"It's fortunate that you didn't go, otherwise, the excess appetite would scare you to death..." He Hao teased.
Hahahaha gossiping.
Sunnee obviously admired He Hao for a long time.
After returning from the mushroom house last time, several girls were very worried.
Especially Xiao Qi, who giggled more often. While laughing, he touched his calf and almost didn't write Qingdou Chukai on his face.
The agent once thought that the other party's snake venom had entered his mind...
This time, I accompanied Yang Chaoyue to the "Tucao Conference" as a deputy coffee. The three girls almost turned against each other and beat their brains out...
In the end, the agent let Sunnee go directly, which was to prevent a civil war from breaking out.
After the first meeting, Sunnee beat his chest and feet, no wonder he was able to confuse a few girls, this guy is too handsome, and his conversation is funny and humorous. Seconds are falling into love words, worrying about gains and losses.
The means of playing with emotions are simply consummate!
Sunnee is a Thai, and his family is quite powerful. Naturally, he has come into contact with some second-generation scumbags. Although they are all scumbags, there are still some scumbags who rely on their strength to win their hearts. However, compared with He Hao, they are obviously scumbags at all. Not completely.
Especially seeing Yang Chaoyue's small eyes floating on He Hao's body from time to time, Sunnee felt a little headache.
soon.
Arrived.
get off.
After paying the money, the three walked into the Golden Arch together.
Order table.
After getting close, Sunnee and Yang Chaoyue looked at the pictures on the wall, chatting for five or six minutes to order a lot of things.
Seemingly not hearing He Hao's words, Yang Chaoyue asked, "What do you want to eat? Let me order it for you."
"I want to... stare at you madly."
Sunnee stumbles!
What the hell!
What this joke said, it's hard to guard against it!
Yang Chaoyue's little white face turned red instantly, which was extra cute.
The waiters at the ordering table were a bit confused.
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