Longing for the life of the salted fish male god

Now that everyone has arrived, the punishment has officially begun.

“I want to know who in the program group cooks deliciously.”

As soon as Huang Huan finished speaking, two middle-aged uncles immediately raised their hands.

“Okay, then the task of making breakfast will be given to the two of you! What do you want to eat? ”

“I want noodles!”

“I’ll drink the soup.”

“I want to drink rice porridge.”

“I’m going to…”

The two uncles who had originally raised their hands silently retracted their hands.

“Seeing how scared you two staff members, you can do what you are good at.” He Jiong said with a smile.

After arranging the two, Huang Huan continued: “The one who digs the bamboo shoots, that one!” Yes, it’s you, often laughing behind your back that we don’t know bamboo shoots! ”

Pointed at by Huang Huan was a thin male staff member.

“Give you thirty minutes, dig ten bamboo shoots back, if you time out…” Huang Huan looked at his thin figure and said: “Overtime punishes you for doing push-ups… Less, 100. ”

After Huang Huan finished speaking, the other staff members at the scene burst into unkind laughter.

“Those two little girls with the brightest smiles, you usually always complain about me being fat, saying that Teacher He is twenty years old when he laughs!”

“They two say I’m twenty years older when I laugh?” He Jiong asked with a shocked look.

“You still don’t know? I said it once last night at dinner. ”

He Jiong: “…”

“Punish them for being face-to-face… Laugh! Laugh until the end of our show today! ”

He Jiong looked at the two girls and said.

“Don’t… Teacher He, don’t! One of the girls said with a pitiful look.

“It’s useless, Wang Qin, don’t pretend to be pitiful, I laugh and this terrier of being twenty years old is known by the national audience today!” He Jiong said, he couldn’t help but think of the scene where the two girls laughed face to face, and he couldn’t help but laugh again.

“Next, those two, chop firewood, chop enough for us for a whole season!”

“The one hiding at the back, you, go fishing!”

“And the one who often says that he is beautiful, you are responsible for washing dishes and washing dishes today!”

“……”

One by one, they received the task and began to act.

In the end, there are still a few directors and Sophie left in the mushroom house.

“Come, now it’s time for the important link!”

“The tasks of several directors today are amazing! Just after our unanimous discussion, we decided to take the lead by the fat guide and do all the things we have done! ”

“Planting seedlings, picking honey, digging bamboo shoots, catching yellow eels…”

“Unfortunately, there is no place for rice planting.” The fat guide said with a smug look.

“That muddy field with yellow eels! Now it’s time to plant seedlings! If the mission is not completed, there will be punishment waiting for you! ”

Several directors looked at each other, and they all saw the three big words ‘MMP’ from each other’s eyes.

After several directors were assigned, Sophie, the chief director, was left.

“Director Su…”

Everyone couldn’t help but look at Sophie.

“What do you guys think?” Huang Huan looked at the four girls and Bai Chen at this time.

Chen Xiao and Zhou Jieqiong shook their heads at the same time, while Ouyang Nana looked at Reba like a distraction.

Before you know it, everyone’s attention shifts from Sophie’s body to Reba.

Reba looked at Sophie, and in Reba’s eyes, Sophie was her number one enemy.

And Sophie at this time, also looked at Reba without showing weakness, and the eyes of the two were intertwined, as if bursting with electric light.

Everyone instantly felt the abnormality of the atmosphere.

“Ahem… Director Su, if you don’t want to do it today, you will be a supervisor, whether the tasks of everyone in the program group have not been completed, it will be supervised by you, of course, if we find that Director Su has shielded behavior, we will also be punished. ”

He Jiong thought of a plan of both worlds and said.

But this punishment, the audience couldn’t help but complain.

“The chief director, really the chief director…”

“Teacher He, Teacher Huang can’t afford to mess with it!”

“Director Su is so beautiful, you can’t bear to see it punished?”

“We are women, why can’t we bear it?”

“233, there are still a lot of female viewers watching the live broadcast!”

“……”

Next is the labor time of the entire program group.

For breakfast, after everyone assigned the task, the two uncles made noodles.

“Well, it tastes good!”

He Jiong and Huang Huan praised.

“It’s far worse than what the master did…” said Guoyang Nana in a low voice.

“Are Xiao Chen’s noodles delicious?” He Jiong and Huang Huan still don’t know that Guoyang Nana died because she ate the noodles made by Bai Chen and wanted to be his apprentice.

“Super…”

“Ahem.”

Ouyang Nana felt the ‘master’s reminder’ halfway through speaking, and couldn’t help but stop the car immediately.

Bai Chen continued to eat noodles without incident.

The morning passed quickly.

The staff of the program group began to return one after another to hand over tasks.

Digging bamboo shoots, exceeding time, failing!

“Come on, come on, 100 push-ups.”

As soon as the skinny staff member lay down, there was a laughter full of magic next to him.

“Hahaha~~”

“Hahaha~~”

It was the two girls who were punished by He Jiong before and laughed face to face.

“You two, laugh quietly.”

“Hahahaha~~”

“Hahahaha~~”

The two girls continued to laugh without restraint.

The sound of demonic laughter, like a magic sound, was forcibly poured into everyone’s ears.

Hearing the continuous laughter of the two, everyone couldn’t help but show a faint smile.

The whole mushroom house is filled with a cheerful atmosphere….

And in the evening, when the live broadcast is about to end, it is the most lively part of the entire live broadcast.

The fat guide did not catch any of these yellow eels, and they planted a lot of seedlings, but now their tired waists can’t stand up.

“Fat guide, tired or not?” Huang asked.

The fat guide leaned against the wall at this time and had no strength to reply.

“The mission failed, the fat guide came to accept the punishment, come and invite you to sit here.”

Huang Huan held an electric razor in his hand and said with a smile.

“I don’t have to bother you if I shave my head!” The fat guide took two steps back and said.

“Rest assured, our technology is absolutely passable!” He Jiong said with a confident look.

In the end, the fat guide could not escape this calamity and was forced to sit on the ‘tiger chair’ with his head shaved.

“In this way, fat guide, we don’t bully you either, you find four more people, plus you, I’ll shave you a ‘longing life’!”

“Do you shave a word on a person’s head?”

The fat guide asked with a little interest.

“Yes, how about you shave the word ‘toward’?”

“Oh… OK. So what, Wang An, Zhang Déguo, and those two! Come all over! ”

The fat guide pointed to the two assistant directors, and the other two unlucky bastards said.

The guys named by the fat guide looked at him with a ‘resentful’ look.

Huang Huan, He Jiong began to shave his head.

Reba, Chen Xiao, Ouyang Nana, and Zhou Jieqiong who were resting in the pavilion here couldn’t help but drink all kinds of drinks provided by the program group.

And Bai Chen was also called to shave the fat guide at this time.

Finally, under the shaving technique of three people and a half hanging, five miserable big characters came out!

“Come on, come on, a family, it will be neatly arranged!”

Five staff members, standing in a row, heads bowed.

Five crooked.

“Longing for life!”

Uncontrollable laughter rang out at the scene.

“Okay, let’s take a group photo!”

Everyone took a picture with this ‘longing life’.

This is where the program comes to an end.

“Dear audience, we’ll see you in the next issue!!”

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