Longing for the life of the salted fish male god

“I think… That piece of wood was almost chopped by me just now, so Zu’er is like that… You know. ”

After being ridiculed by everyone, Xu Zheng tried to save his lost face.

“Director Xu, do you think that Zu’er was lucky to be able to split just now?” Huang Huan on the side asked.

“I didn’t say… It’s luck. Xu Zheng said with an expression of ‘that’s luck’.

“Come on, come on, Zu’er split again,” He Jiong put another piece of firewood on the big wooden stake.

“I think the next thing may be the most humiliating moment in Xu Zheng’s life, everyone can record it later.” Huang Huan said quietly into the camera lens.

At this time, everyone focused on Song Zuer.

The firewood was laid out, and Zuer raised the axe.

Snap!

The wood, instantly split in two, and was chopped as well as it wanted.

This time, Xu Zheng couldn’t help touching his bald head and said to himself: “Ahem, the weather is really good today, huh, Bai Chen, let’s discuss your song.” ”

Xu Da’s bald head said and walked towards Bai Chen.

“Hahaha~~”

The courtyard resounded with the merciless mockery of He Jiong and Huang Huan.

At the same time, the barrage was heartache.

“Heartache my Xu Dabald head!!”

“My heart aches, Brother Bajie!”

“This scene will forever become a pain in Director Xu’s heart!”

“Zu’er, you just have a long heart, look at what Director Xu has been injured by you?”

“Director Xu is a real dish, but Zu’er is really powerful.”

“……”

Song Zuer looked at Xu Zheng’s back, smiled sweetly, and continued to put a log on the stake.

“Zu’er, are you in love with chopping firewood?” He Jiong asked with a smile on the side.

“Maybe, I think this wood splitting is a bit interesting.” Song Zuer nodded with a smile.

“Zu’er, your words are a bit of a blow to our Director Xu.”

“Director Xu Zheng estimates that he doesn’t want to chop wood again in his life.”

Huang Huan and He Jiong said as if they were singing two reeds.

At this moment, the door of the mushroom house was pushed open.

Everyone turned their heads to look, and saw a long-legged royal sister wearing a white shirt on the upper body and slim seven-point jeans on the lower body walked in.

“Hello everyone, I’m Li Muya (original character).”

The long-legged royal sister named Li Muya greeted everyone politely.

Li Muya: At present, the only anchor in the live broadcast industry who has reached the second-tier artist by live broadcasting, and her live broadcast has diversity, games, outdoors, dancing, she can master everything.

“Li Muya, oh! is the one who was named the first goddess in the live broadcast industry by netizens! He Jiong was the first to wake up.

“I also seem to have the impression that she is a good girl.” Huang Huan nodded.

“Thank you for the praise of the two teachers, Teacher He, Teacher Huang, Director Xu Zheng, Bai Chen, Brother Baichen, Zuer, Hello.”

Li Muya politely greeted everyone again.

It can be seen that she deliberately did her homework before she came, and she has some understanding of everyone on the scene.

However, when she was talking to Bai Chen, her eyes deliberately stayed on Bai Chen’s face for a while longer.

“Zu’er, are you chopping firewood?” After Li Muya greeted everyone, she was attracted by Song Zuer who was chopping firewood at first sight.

“yes.” Zuer’s hand rose and fell.

Snap!

A piece of firewood split in two in an instant.

“Awesome.” Li Muya smiled and praised.

“Sister Muya, do you want to try it?” Song Zuer handed the axe in his hand to Li Muya and said.

“I… No…” Li Muya said no, but still took the axe handed over by Song Zuer.

At this time, He Jiong and Huang Huan both looked at Li Muya expectantly.

At this time, Xu Zheng, who was sitting in the pavilion with Bai Chen, had a strong sense of foreboding.

He craned his neck and looked out.

“Director Xu, come and see.” Huang Huan found Xu Zheng and said with a smile.

“Come here, I still don’t believe it, there is a firewood splitting ghost talent Song Zuer, there can be another girl so powerful!” Xu Zheng said, stood up unconvinced and walked towards the stake.

“Teacher Huang, I feel that Director Xu will be a little miserable today.” He Jiong said with a smile.

Just when everyone gathered around to watch Li Muyahou.

The door of the mushroom house was quietly pushed open this time, and a pretty shadow walked in lightly.

Her goal seems to be to sit alone in the gazebo.

Bai Chen did not notice that someone was close to him at this time.

At the same time, Li Muya, who was chopping firewood over there, put the firewood away under the guidance of Song Zuer.

“You can raise it a little higher, look at the very middle of the firewood, 3, 2, 1 split!” With Song Zur gave an order.

Snap!

The firewood was smoothly split in two.

And look at the cut, it is as flat as you want!

“Hahahaha!!!”

“Hahahaha!!!”

The merciless laughter of He Jiong and Huang Huan sounded again.

Song Zuer on the side couldn’t help but look at Xu Zheng with a smile.

“E~~ Teacher Xu Zheng, what’s wrong?” Li Muya didn’t know what happened before, so she was a little confused about the situation at this time.

“Director Xu Zheng just split firewood, and I can’t split a piece for half a day, and then I will split it in a flash, and then you.”

Song Zuer said with a smile on the side.

At this time, Xu Zheng looked at the sky with a desperate look and said miserably: “Is this God targeting me?” God is jealous of my excellence, so I have this calamity today! ”

“Hahaha~~”

There was another round of undisguised ridicule.

But at this time, a loud noise suddenly sounded at the pavilion!

Boom!!

Everyone immediately turned to look at the pavilion.

But this scene in front of him suddenly made everyone’s eyes widen!

“This…”

“Who is that girl? It seems a little familiar! ”

“Is it our last guest?”

“Ahem!!”

He Jiong coughed heavily twice and reminded.

I saw that on the pavilion, Bai Chen was lying below, and the girl wearing a set of white sportswear who had sneaked in before was lying on his body.

At the same time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of question marks.

“？？？”

“This is the Shenma situation??”

“Bai Chen eats my goddess tofu??”

“Our family Bai Immortal is obviously below, isn’t your family goddess taking advantage?”

“……”

This scene made everyone at the scene stunned.

“Beauty ??!” He Jiong shouted in surprise.

At this time, Zhao Liying, who was lying on Bai Chen’s body, blushed, glanced at Bai Chen, and then stood up.

“Teacher He, Teacher Huang, hello~~”

Zhao Liying greeted everyone with a smile.

“What just happened?”

He Jiong looked at Bai Chen curiously, and then his eyes turned to Zhao Liying.

“So what, it’s … I didn’t stand firm for a moment, and then, that’s it…”

Zhao Liying secretly glanced at Bai Chen and said.

Bai Chen sat up silently and lowered his head slightly.

This woman, sure enough, came! I just didn’t expect it to come so quickly.

“Didn’t stand firm? Why are you so careless, it’s good that there is us Xiaochen. He Jiong looked at Zhao Liying suspiciously, but it was naturally not good to ask more at this time.

“Hello Sister Liying, my name is Li Muya.” Li Muya greeted Zhao Liying with a smile.

“Hello Muya.” Zhao Liying said with a smile in her eyes.

“Sister Shadow.” Song Zur greeted.

“Zu’er, why is your little face a little round?” Zhao Liying smiled and pinched Song Zuer’s face and teased.

“How round is the face of the people, sister Liying, you are the face of the bun.”

Song Zuer countered with a small face.

“Hehe, I’m a bun face, but it’s cute.” Zhao Liying said with a proud face.

“Hmph, people have round faces and cute!” Song Zuer said with a proud snort.

“Look, admit that your face is round, right?”

Zhao Liying’s smart eyes were full of cunning.

Song Zuer: “…”

He Jiong couldn’t help but smile and shake his head next to him, this Zhao Xiaodao ah, it’s really a knife.

Zu’er is still a little too tender.

“Okay, okay, don’t bully you.” Zhao Liying said with a smile to Song Zuer.

At this time, Zhao Liying turned her head to look at Bai Chen beside her.

“That, can you trouble little brother Baichen and help me get my luggage?”

Zhao Liying looked at Bai Chen with a cute look and asked.

“Yes.” Bai Chen also smiled and nodded.

Although both of them were smiling, there was electric light in the eyes of those who looked at each other.

Zhao Liying and Bai Chen walked towards the mushroom house.

At the same time, behind the two of them, Li Muya also followed with her luggage.

“Muya, you haven’t picked up your luggage either?” Zhao Liying heard footsteps and looked back at Li Muya.

Zhao Liying looked at this woman with a good figure, temperament, and good looks, and couldn’t help but be a little wary in her eyes.

“Yes, I was pulled to chop wood as soon as I came.” Li Muya replied with a smile, and she secretly glanced at Baichen again in the process of replying.

Bai Chen raised his eyebrows slightly, from the first time he greeted Li Muya to each other, he felt that she seemed to have a problem!

This time, his feeling was even stronger.

The three of them walked to the room with their own thoughts.

Li Muya was assigned a room with Song Zuer, while Zhao Liying was alone in a room.

Li Muya went to the door of the room first.

“Sister Liying, Brother Bai Chen, I’ll go first.” Li Muya said with a smile as always.

“Uh-huh, see you later.” Zhao Liying waved her hand at Li Muya and said.

Zhao Liying’s room is next to Bai Chen’s room.

The two walked to the door.

“Arrived, I’ll go down first.” Bai Chen said calmly.

“I can’t carry my luggage… Trouble little brother Baichen, can I carry it into the room? Zhao Liying said softly.

At the same time, in Li Muya’s room, she heard heavy gasps coming from next door!

There are female voices, and there are male voices…

So hungry??

……

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