Longing for the Salted Fish Male God of Life

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The axe got stuck in the stake, and it took a lot of effort to pull it out.

Xu Zheng tried several times, but he never succeeded in splitting the wood.

"Forget it, forget it, it's not that I want to be lazy, it's that I really can't!" Xu Zheng said with a face of defeat.

"You are pretending, you must be." Huang Lei said aside.

"I'm not that kind of person. I really can't split this one. I don't know if it's because my hands are not good, or my eyes are not good." Xu Zheng didn't run against my expression.

At this time, Song Zuer, who watched for a while, said with great interest.

"I'll try this."

"Ah? Zuer, do you want to try?" He Jiong looked at Song Zuer in surprise.

"Mmmm." Song Zuer nodded.

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"Chopping wood?" Xu Zheng said, feeling a little dangerous.

"Zhengzi, don't be nervous, the little girl will try it, she shouldn't be able to split this wood." Huang Lei said with a smile.

"Then if it splits open, I... wouldn't it collapse?" Xu Zheng said in a panic.

"Haha~~ I'm a little bit looking forward to whether Zu'er can split the firewood." Huang Lei said, watching the fun and not taking it too seriously.

"I don't think she can split." Xu Zheng seemed to be encouraging himself.

"Come on, get out of the way, I'll ask Zuer to perform a chopping wood talent show for everyone!" He Jiong said to the camera, standing aside.

Song Zuer arranged the wood.

Then he raised his axe and accurately absorbed the three-character key points that He Jiong taught Xu Zheng just now: 'Quick, accurate, ruthless. '

Clap!

Firewood splits in two!

"Hahaha~~ Zuer is amazing!!"

He Jiong and Huang Lei couldn't help applauding and said.

On the other hand, Xu Zheng was stunned.

Then he said suspiciously, "I feel like your program team is targeting me?"

At the same time, on the live broadcast barrage, there was also jubilation.

"Amazing, my grandfather!"

"Is Song Zuer so fierce? It looks better than Teacher He and the others."

"Zu'er, where's your idol baggage? Pick it up quickly!!"

"Director Xu is suspicious of life!"

"Director Xu feels that he has been targeted and ridiculed from all over the world!"

"My heart hurts, Xu Da's bald head!"

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Body Chapter 69 So 'hungry'?

"I think...that piece of wood was almost chopped by me just now, so Zu'er is just that...you know what."

After being ridiculed by everyone for a round, Xu Zheng tried to save his lost face.

"Director Xu, do you think it was luck that Zuer was able to split just now?" asked Huang Lei beside him.

"I didn't say...it's luck." Xu Zheng said with a 'that's luck' expression.

"Come, come, Zuer will chop again" He Jiong put another piece of firewood on the big stake.

"I think the next time may be the most humiliating moment in Xu Zheng's life. Everyone can record it later." Huang Lei said quietly to the camera lens.

At this time, everyone focused their attention on Song Zuer.

The firewood was set, and Zuer raised the axe.

Clap!

The wood was split into two in an instant, and the split was as symmetrical as it was supposed to be.

This time, Xu Zheng couldn't help rubbing his bald head, and said to himself, "Cough, the weather is really good today, eh, Bai Chen, let's discuss your song."

Xu Daguang said and walked towards Bai Chen.

"Hahaha~~"

He Jiong and Huang Lei sneered mercilessly in the courtyard.

At the same time, the barrage was heartbroken.