Longing for the Uranus superstar of life

“Teacher He, I’ll teach Su Su.” Chen Chichi threw down the bamboo shoots, stood up, turned his head and walked towards Su Ye.

“Alas!! This guy. ”

Teacher He peeled off a bamboo shoot coat, and shook his head helplessly: “I can’t sit still at all, I’m lazy to work, it’s three minutes of heat to do things!” ”

Hui Weiqi smiled: “I have a hunch, Chichi will regret it later.” ”

“Hee-hee!!”

Zheng Xiaoshuang raised her head, looked at the backs of Chen Chichi and Su Ye, pursed her lips and smiled, she also felt that it seemed to be like this.

“This bear child, I hope not to be hit by Su Su.” Teacher He is a little gloating, waste materials like Chen Chichi, teach Su Su?

It is destined to be hit.

“Su Su, give the axe to my brother, and my brother will teach you how to chop firewood.” Chen Chichi walked next to Su Ye and reached out to take Su Ye’s axe.

Su Ye smiled coyly and looked at Chen Chichi.

Su Ye was curious: “Do you really will?” ”

Chen Chichi held the axe in one hand and gently patted Su Ye’s shoulder with the other: “Don’t worry!!” Brother, I grew up chopping firewood. ”

“But, your waist!!”

Su Ye stretched out his hand and gently walked towards Chen Chichi’s waist, will this waist be too old! ! Will it hold up?

“Poof!!”

Chen Chichi’s face was depressed, and he looked at Su Ye: “How to speak!!” Brother, my waist is the best waist in the world!! ”

Su Ye blinked his eyes: “Oh!! ”

“Can’t do it?”

Chen Chichi was unconvinced: “Then let’s see, your brother Chichi taught you how to open the correct way to split firewood.” ”

“Come with me.”

He waved his big hand, very imposing, and had the momentum of swallowing the stream next to the mountain and river.

Walking to the door of the mushroom house, there was a large wooden stake, flat and smooth, next to it was a wooden stick with a thick bowl mouth that had been cut.

Each one, about forty centimeters long, is stacked on the side.

“By the way, how to do the first step.” Chen Chichi turned his head, looked at Su Ye, scratched his head, and asked suspiciously.

“Swoosh!!” Su Ye’s eyes widened and he looked at Chen Chichi in shock: “You don’t know how to do it?” Just teach me!! ”

Chen Chichi said cheekily: “I just forgot how to split, in fact, you can see how strong these muscles of mine are.” ”

“That’s fat.” Su Ye rolled his eyes.

Chen Chichi was hit by a critical blow: “Poof!! ”

Teacher He couldn’t help but laugh: “This Chichi is a tease, he can’t even put firewood, and he said that he is a master of splitting firewood, and the degree of brazenness, I have never seen it.” ”

“Haha!!” Zheng Xiaoshuang smiled, while peeling his bamboo shoots, Yu Guang swept Su Ye and Chen Chichi slightly, pursed his lips and laughed.

She smiled nicely, but usually very little.

Today in the mushroom house, it can be said that the smile of the month and year is laughed out in advance, and she likes the atmosphere of life here.

Hui Weiqi covered his face: “I know that Chen Chichi is this funny, hahaha!” Did he come specifically to the mushroom house to be funny? ”

Several people couldn’t bear to look at it directly, Chen Chichi was amused.

Su Ye looked at Chen Chichi speechlessly: “Put the firewood on that big wooden stake, aim it at the firewood, split it with an axe, and split the firewood.” ”

“Huh!! This way!! Chen Chichi thought for a moment, with his Chen Genius ability, nothing was impossible.

Chen Chichi put the firewood on the stake, he stretched out his hands, pedaled his feet, took the hands without sleeves, put his hands next to his hair, and made a hairstyle motion.

The audience watching the live broadcast laughed.

“Oh my God!! Who can pull Chen Chichi away with this big teasing!! I can’t stand the bird, and the high-cold temperament that I was teased by him is gone. ”

“It’s crazy to laugh, no, it’s too funny. Chen Chichi, did you come specifically to the mushroom house to be funny? ”

“Laugh at me, Chen Chichi is funny and responsible, everywhere he goes, it’s funny, pity our cold little brother.”

“Hahaha!! I have a hunch that Chen Chichi will lose face again. ”

“This kind of thing, we still have to ask our little brother Su Su to go out, our little brother knows astronomy and geography, there is nothing that will not.”

“Sit and wait for Chen Chichi to lose face.”

………….

A humiliating tournament is about to begin, and Chen Chichi, as the first seeded and the only disgraced player, will begin his humiliating career.

Countless viewers, wait and see.

You don’t need to think about it to know that Chen Chichi is going to be teasing again.

“Humph!! Humph!! Chen Chichi had a lot of inner scenes, after doing a few very non-standard warm-up movements.

“Hahoo!!”

He looked at his hands, sighed, picked up the axe with both hands, and was very imposing, and the foreplay had been used for a few minutes.

“Look at me, force to split Huashan Mountain, Pangu opens up the world.”

Chen Chichi roared, shocking the earth.

“Look, he’s about to start.” Teacher He was attracted by Chen Chichi, put down the bamboo shoots in his hand, and turned his head to look at Chen Chichi.

Hui Weiqi and Zheng Xiaoshuang also stopped peeling their bamboo shoots and looked at Chen Chichi.

Su Ye pursed his lips, looked at Chen Chichi swinging the axe up, his body shook slightly, he shook his head, and smiled speechlessly.

Chen Chichi’s axe was raised too high, and the accuracy was not enough, and it would definitely be split.

“Boom!!”

The axe finally fell, and it went fiercely towards the firewood, but it passed by the firewood and landed on the large wooden stake.

“Ahhh!! How can it be!! Chen Chichi smiled awkwardly.

“Swoosh!!”

Teacher He and Zheng Xiaoshuang and Hui Weiqi are all laughing crazy, Chen Chichi’s foreplay is too full, too funny! ! !

This is a slap in the face.

However, it seems that Chen Chichi, does he want a face?

“Come again.” Chen Chichi was not convinced.

“Boom!!”

The axe was raised, fell high, and once again it couldn’t hit the firewood, and Chen Chichi almost collapsed the feeling, how could it not be hit!!

“Come again.”

Chen Chichi tried several more times, but he still couldn’t hit, and he was about to collapse.

“Chichi, I’ll do it anyway!! You first see how I chop firewood. Su Ye really couldn’t stand it, Zheng Xiaoshuang, Teacher He, and Hui Weiqi were going to laugh crazy.

If you don’t stop it, Chen Chichi will laugh everyone to death.

ps Changsha’s little brother, Ye Ye has been to Changsha! It’s so fun, the food is so spicy! _

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