Lord God Investigator

After signing an employment contract with Harley Quinn, Damian walked out of the cell with satisfaction and gave a few words to Dean Quincy, promising to establish an "independent election support organization" for Dean Quincy. This independent election support organization will A large amount of unregulated election "soft money" will be provided to buy out Gotham TV's one-year prime time campaign advertising for President Quincy.

The black box transaction was so easily achieved. Harley Quinn’s treatment was raised several levels at once. Just as soon as Damian left, someone on the back brought a lot of snacks, top-quality delicacies, and 100 inches to her cell. Large-screen TVs, game consoles, love panda toys and kittens and puppy pets.

All the furniture was replaced, and the cell was more ornately decorated than the presidential suite. Miss sister no longer had to wear cool clothes and send out welfare, because the wardrobe was full of famous brand clothes.

This seemingly blatant bribery transaction of power and money is actually legal in the Hope Country. As long as it is properly operated, it can definitely withstand anti-corruption investigations. Even if suspected of illegality is caught by someone, it is like an old woman. In the questioning session, if you install a repeater for dementia, you can easily pass the test by saying "I haven't heard", "I don't remember" and "I don't know".

Many presidential candidates have to host fundraising receptions during the election period. The funders donate money because they agree with the political ideas of the candidates, but they definitely don’t want to buy politicians to make money for them. If voters feel unfair, they can sell their blood to pool money to donate to candidates they support.

Isn’t it fair that everyone works hard and gets elected if they have more money? A pariah who knows how to scream without paying, is that different from a cloud audience who scores a movie without buying a movie ticket on a certain movie network?

This is the capitalist Minzhu with the characteristics of the Hope Country. If you don't like it, there is no cover in the Pacific Ocean and no wall is built on the Canadian border. You can go whenever you want!

Among the superheroes and supervillains of the DC universe, only Mr. Lex Luthor has seen this through. He was elected president by throwing money in a parallel universe, using his status as a president to get a superhuman lust.

It is worth mentioning that Superman is inherently not qualified to run for president. He cannot produce the native birth certificate of Hope Country. He violates the basic provisions of the election law and can only be excluded from the core of power forever, no matter how much he saves. Good things on the earth will also be treated as aliens.

It is not impossible to eliminate the ultimate doubt between Superman and human beings. As long as Superman marries a citizen of Hope Country and has a child in the local area, when the mixed child grows up, he elects the president with the help of the rich uncles of the Justice League. , Can be elected reasonably and legally.

If the child is a female, or a lesbian, with her second-generation alien immigration status, if the skin is darker, then it is simply an invincible candidate, and there will be no one who can fight.

Therefore, there is nothing new under the sun. China’s peace and pro-policy implemented thousands of years ago and placed in the contemporary hopeful country of the DC universe is also an effective solution to the problem of alien refugees.

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Following Dean Quincy to the next cell, Damian looked through the large glass. The inside was like a greenhouse. The inside was cluttered with green plants. Vines and leaves almost covered the glass window. .

"If you don't clean it for a few days, it will become like this." Dean Quincy stretched out his hands helplessly: "Please wait a moment. Special cleaning devices are installed in the cell for the characteristics of the prisoners."

While speaking, he pressed the remote control, and the hidden sprinklers in the cell began to spray potions. The powerful herbicide filled every corner of the cell, and the green plants in the room withered at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Ahhhhh... my poor children, you demons!"

The screams came from the cell, and among the dead branches and leaves, a beautiful red-haired woman was kneeling on the ground, holding the remains of withered plants in despair.

Compared to Harley Quinn, the prisoner in this cell is dressed cooler-she wears nothing!

Before the herbicide was poured down, she was actually wearing a tight underwear made of leaves and vines, but now the clothes had withered and turned yellow, and rotted off her body.

"Oh..." The boy shook his head sympathetically: "In fact, there is no need to spray herbicides. I am also a child who loves nature. Green plants can provide me with special mysterious energy. I call this energy " Innate aura'."

Dean Quincy rubbed his hands and said: "Mr. Xiao Luo, it is better to be cautious. The prisoner has the ability to control plants. The green plants in the room are her weapons. She can use these plants to entangle you and create venom and hallucinations. spore……"

"That's it, it's done, I don't want to pursue anything." The young man waved his hand and said: "Open the prison door. After the herbicide is sprayed, even the prisoner himself is about to wither away. There should be no danger."

Walked into the cell, came to the red-haired girl who had just lost the vegetation cover, and saw her skin folds dry and cracked in just a few minutes, and it quickly became like a dry corpse, with little air intake. Damian frowned and said, "Sprinkle some water to water the flowers. How can she communicate with me like this?"

"Mr. Luo, don't be fooled by her disguise. Some drought-tolerant plants look like they are about to die, but as soon as they get wet, they will grow wildly." Dean Quincy persuaded her. With this trick of suspended animation, I have tried many times and successfully escaped from prison."

"It doesn't matter, I said that I love nature and plants won't hurt me."

At Damian’s strong request, the nozzle that sprayed the herbicide just now turned to spray clean water to wash away the liquid medicine adhering to the red-haired girl. Under the nourishment of the water of life, her face quickly became ruddy. The shriveled body has gradually recovered to be round and supple.

I don’t know if it’s because the nutrition has not kept up, and the green leaves used to cover the body have not grown. The red-haired girl’s delicate bud-like body poses an attractive posture of "I am a delicate flower, come pick me", it seems Very weak and affectionately lying on the ground.

The red-haired girl deliberately changed her form slightly. She was still a mature woman before the herbicide, but now she has shrunk and reverted to the tender and tender face of a 13 or 14-year-old girl, seeming to be fascinating the teenager who entered the cell. offensive.

As a vegetable, Poison Ivy girl Pamela Lillian Asley can change her appearance at will. Without disguising her, her skin should be green, but after modifying the camouflage, it looks like a trimmed garden shrub. What kind of looks can be presented.

Age is meaningless to her. Plants can live endlessly. As long as they meet the conditions of moisture, sunlight, soil and temperature, she can even live forever.

"Thank you for speaking for me, little handsome guy who loves nature..."

The girl lying on the ground said weakly: "Please do me a little favor and help me up. I have been poisoned by the herbicide, so I can't get any strength..."