Lord God Investigator

"What! Did you cut off our JJ?"

The wild beast boy and the blue beetle exclaimed in unison. They covered their crotch, holding their legs and shaking their heads while backing: "No, no, no...no!"

The shouts of the two of them attracted the idea of ​​Dick Grayson, who was practicing, and Dick, the big brother and team leader, hurried over to understand the situation.

"No way, who made you want to be quick because of your poor qualifications?"

Damian carried a sharp knife and pressed forward: "How can you gain power beyond the peak of humanity without paying a little price? I have tried my best to help you minimize the damage. You really don't need to be afraid."

"Robin, save us, your brother is crazy again!"

Seeing Dick rushing over, the Beast Boy and Blue Beetle seemed to have seen a savior, crying for help.

"What's the matter?" Dick frowned. "Didn't you say that training will not cause health risks?"

"I didn't break my word, it would not cause a health hazard in the first place. Anyway, after practicing every day, it will help them to pick them back perfectly without affecting their fertility."

Damian shrugged and said: "Furthermore, it's like muscle fibers breaking and connecting will become thicker, and the bones will become harder if they are folded. If JJ often cuts it off and grows back, it will grow longer. They are young and don't understand. For the benefits of lengthening, their girlfriends will be grateful to me in the future! Come on, take off my pants and let me cut them. My technique is very professional, I guarantee that the cut is clean and neat, and you don’t even feel the pain."

"What, I have to cut it every day? It's terrible!" The blue beetle and the wild beast kid still tried to dodge with their legs between them: "It will definitely cause a psychological shadow on us. What if there is a psychological disorder JJ can't stand up anymore? "

Damian said solemnly: "With your qualifications, other martial arts practice is very slow, and you don't want to endure hardships and don't want to fight. So what is the use of the young Titans keeping you? My father invested a lot of money to raise a group of gangsters. Do you eat waste waiting to die? As the orthodox heir to the Wayne family, I have the right to dispose of the bad members of the family business!"

Having said that, the black-haired boy paused and emphasized loudly: "In short, don't endure hardship, don't struggle, and don't deserve to be Damian's brother, then don't blame me for clearing you out of the team! You go home and pamper yourself. , You simply cannot bear the responsibility of protecting the earth!"

These words made the blue beetle and the beast boy speechless, but the two still did not want to suffer the pain of cutting JJ every day, and turned their pitiful eyes on Dick for help.

"What kind of wicked martial arts is that you have to cut off JJ before you can practice?" Dick wondered: "Can't you practice without cutting it?"

"You can practice without cutting it!" Damian replied.

The blue beetle and the wild beast kid suddenly flashed hope in their eyes, but they heard Damian continue: "But the mental state is insufficient, and you can't be a person who has no desires and desires like water. After practicing, it will be distracted and burnt. In the body, severe symptoms of bipolar disorder and schizophrenia appear. The more you practice, the more crazy you are. Finally, you lose your mind completely. He is as aggressive as a rabies patient until you go crazy and die! Only after the JJ is cut, the yang energy is greatly suppressed. Restrain your heart's restlessness, so that you won't get confused."

"But, even if you use the cut JJ to practice, you can continue after the practice.

Isn't it possible that you will be insulted by the fact that you still have a JJ when you use this weird martial arts when you are facing the enemy? "

Dick has just accepted Damian’s introductory guidance on internal strength. He has a certain understanding of the magical Huaxia internal strength and knows some internal strength laws and terms. He is a very smart person and clearly pointed out "Cut JJ and then continue to practice" by inferences. The drawbacks.

"That's not easy?"

Damian said: "I have figured out a solution long ago. I will design a mechanical device for their combat uniform crotch to realize one-click cutting of JJ, pain relief, hemostasis, and preservation of the complete set of JJ. The operation is automatically completed. When they are about to fight, they can change into a **** in one second by shouting "Transformation". When the battle is over, they will find me to pick JJ back. It will not affect the battle and life at all."

"Please, teach us other martial arts. Even if the practice speed is slow, it is better to cut JJ than every day. Before fighting, you must cut JJ first!" The two hard-working children cried: "We work hard. Isn’t it okay to practice and never be lazy?"

"The "Sunflower Treasure" that I want to teach you will be effective within a hundred days, enabling you to acquire the magical martial arts with high speed and extraordinary power that is almost elementary superpower!"

Damian shook his head and said: "Teach you other martial arts. With your rotten qualifications, even the lowest level of Wu Yue Swordsmanship, you have to practice hard for at least ten hours a day, and keep practicing for the last ten or eight years. To make progress, even after ten years of training, the improvement in combat effectiveness is better than nothing. Then I might as well recruit some qualified teenagers from ordinary people to join the Youth Titans and replace you two members with no potential for improvement. ."

"Anyway! The superhero team is not an after-school hobby club. Even heroes who are interested in it have to sacrifice their hair to join." Damian said very seriously: "You don't want to give anything. Why do you get the honor of being a hero? Halo, either you quit the Junior Titans or you accept my training, there are only two choices!"

Dick wanted to help the two little brothers to speak, but Damian was dumbfounded by his justified remarks. He couldn't say that Teen Titans is a place for children to have fun. The management doesn't need to be strict, and everyone is happy.

Batman has been criticized a lot when he was a vigilante in Gotham City. Superman’s good deeds are always brought by the media. If the superhero team treats the city as a playground and the profession as a child’s play, it lacks professionalism and sacrifice. It is called insulting the name of a hero.

If Dick just helps the Beast Boy and the Blue Beetle and let them mix in the team without learning martial arts, it would violate the original intention of establishing this team, and he would not be able to pass this level.

"JJ cuts and then continues. Doesn't it really affect your health?" Dick's attitude was a little loose and asked in a low voice.

"Frankly speaking, it will more or less cause some psychological effects."

Damian didn’t lie to him, saying: “But now Hope Country is very inclusive. Many celebrities’ parents say that they want to raise their children neutrally, not neutralizing them. Regarding "niangli maiden" as a bad personality trait, overemphasizing the masculinity of boys is not in line with the mainstream values ​​of society! As a representative of justice, children’s idols and young superheroes should not set an example. ?"