Lord God Investigator

S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Training Center.

A hall of the training center has been re-decorated, the decoration style is quite Chinese and ancient, the red lacquered pillars stand, the cornices protrude from the top of the pillars, and the palace lanterns are hung on the cornices.

Around the hall, there are many bronze crane candlesticks and maid’s palace lamps in the style of the Warring States Period. The incense table is placed in the center of the hall. On both sides of the incense table are two Huanghuali Grand Master’s chairs.

But it’s very unmatched that the decorators in the U.S. still don’t seem to distinguish the difference between Tsinghua Xia and Dongying. They made an Dongying samurai armor and placed them in a corner of the hall as decoration. They also added a few screens of Dongying-style checkered paper. screen.

Above the incense table, a wooden plaque hangs impressively high, on which are engraved three large characters-"Aegis Gate"

Below the plaque, there is a pair of antique ink painting tiger descending the mountain, and a couplet on both sides of the wall chart.

Shanglian said: "The sword slashes the Iron Overlord of New York."

Xia Lian said: "The sword splits the Golden God Emperor of the Immortal Palace."

Horizontal batch: "Guardians of the Earth"

Luo Feng was sitting in the chair of the grandmaster, the old **** was holding a cup of fragrant tea at a high price, and more than 60 agents put on Chinese-style practice clothes and lined up in front of him.

"The apprenticeship ceremony begins!"

As the one-eyed bald man Nick Fury, the leading disciple, uttered an order in crappy Chinese language, all Aegis agents bowed together and gave Luo Feng a big gift.

"Master is here, please be worshipped by the disciple!"

A large swath of crappy Chinese language sounded unevenly in the hall.

"Very good, good disciples, get up quickly." Luo Feng was so relieved that he gave a vacant hand with a smile.

...

Luo Feng showed great power in the desert of New Mexico, and the alien emperor who invaded the earth with four swords flees in a hurry. Nick Fury, Coleson, and Tony were stunned, especially the two Aegis agents, they all read After reviewing Luo Feng's information, I know that this director is not a mutant or superpower, and all his skills are derived from the practice of "Budo".

According to the background made up by Luo Feng with the rule card, he was a martial arts practitioner in the deep mountains in the late Qing Dynasty. The martial arts realm has been superbly transformed. After he went down the mountain, he was involved in the tide of history. With his extraordinary martial arts, he was active in expelling the Tartars. And the first line of fighting against foreign invaders.

He is not a mutant, nor has he been bitten by insects such as radiation spiders, grasshoppers and dragonflies, nor has he drunk strange serums and potions. He is practiced step by step by an ordinary human, transforming his life form and gaining Destroy. Earth-like magical power.

Nick, Coleson and Tony couldn't help but feel itchy. Since Director Luo can cultivate into such a powerful monster, will they also have the opportunity to embark on the road of martial arts and gain the same powerful power as Director Luo?

After the three of them proposed to Luo Feng that they wanted to learn from a teacher, Director Luo, who was a good teacher, thought it was a good idea. Whenever he thought that the three sheep would also be rushed and a flock of sheep would be released, he would simply start a school within S.H.I. Some Milijian good disciples, teach them martial arts, and improve the strength of this group of waste wood agents.

However, there is an old Chinese saying: "Only names and implements cannot be taught lightly." The ancestor of Bodhi also said: "The Dharma does not pass on the six ears."

Naturally, martial artists must have the persistence of martial artists. If they are not my disciples, their magic skills will never be passed on! This is the character set by Luo Feng to play an old antique, and we must master the basic qualities of an actor.

However, the principle is the principle, and flexibility is not inflexible. Since Luo Feng wants to teach, and the Aegis agents want to learn, then simply start a school and let the agents who are interested in learning martial arts give Luo Feng tea and apprentice according to the ancient Chinese ceremony. .

As a result, in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Agent Training Center, the S.H.I.E.L.D. Gate was formally established. The selected politically strong and pure non-hydra undercover agents solemnly bowed their heads to Luo Feng.

Nick Fury was fortunate enough to become Chief Luo's big disciple, Master Aegis Gate, because of his qualifications and age.

The second disciple was not Coleson, but the black widow Natasha Romanov. After watching Tony’s video of Luo Feng’s smashing God King Odin, she was inspired by the burning warrior’s heart. , Determined to follow Luo Feng and become a powerful Aegis woman of martial arts.

The second elder sister is Black Widow Natasha, the third elder brother is the smiling tiger Coleson, the fourth elder brother is Hawkeye Button, the fifth elder brother is Falcon Sam...

The Aegis agents knew their shame and were brave. After being rubbed against the ground by the mutant sisters and the little crazy cat, they decided to win glory for mankind and follow Master Luo to practice magical skills, hoping that one day martial arts will be successful and shameless.

For these agents, it is indeed a little shameful to complete the Chinese apprentice kneeling ceremony, but after they watched the video of Master Chief slashing robots and slashing aliens with swords, they were all attracted by Master Chief’s martial arts and heroic attitude. If I can be so strong someday, I can only accept it through gritted teeth.

They also knew that Director Luo looked young, but he was actually a hundred-year-old elder, and bowing to him would be regarded as respect for the elders, and he would not be so resistant.

As for Tony Stark, he resolutely refused to kneel down on Luo Feng, who had repeatedly deflated him. He used the old method and planned to spend money in exchange for martial arts qualifications. Luo Feng readily agreed. What's more, the funds he misappropriated for the U.S. excavation team is almost exhausted, and he needs a special allowance for the director to live his life.

Luo Feng's five formal disciples stood neatly in a row, clasped their fists and saluted him, and said to Luo Feng in broken Chinese language in unison: "Master, please teach the disciples martial arts."

"Nick lover."

Luo Feng looked at Nick Fury kindly at the first place, and said with a smile: "I will teach you a set of martial arts from the Chinese Shaolin Temple. , One palm can open the stone and crack the stone, the power is extraordinary. When you cultivate the strong vajra palm, you can also practice the advanced martial arts "Sumishan Palm" and "Tathagata Palm". Especially the Tathagata Palm, do you know that there is one A palm that descends from the sky? A huge palm print will be photographed on the earth with one palm!"

Nick Fury was overjoyed when he heard this, thinking that in the future he could slap the ground with his palms, and felt that his apprenticeship was not a loss.

"It's just." Luo Feng muttered: "My lover, your hostile temperament is heavy, and your temperament is slightly dark. This is not conducive to Buddhist martial arts practice. I suggest you read the Buddhist scriptures to resolve hostile spirits and cultivate your character, so as not to get into trouble. Oh, yes, you change your mantra to "Amituo Buddha, goodness, goodness", this will definitely make your martial arts practice more effective."

Nick Fury was embarrassed and said bitterly: "Master, I don't want to be a Buddhist..."

"Nick lover, don't you think you have a lot of buddhism?"

Luo Feng persuaded: "As the saying goes,'put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha.' If you want to make a breakthrough in the martial arts, you must dispel the hostility brought about by the battlefield killings, otherwise you must build the road and turn the Buddha. You can become magical skills! This is the teaching of an old man who sweeps the floor in Shaolin Temple. Master is absolutely for your own good."

Luo Feng refused to be obedient and would not teach him martial arts, and Nick Fury could only accept it awkwardly.

"Since you have agreed, then show it to the teacher and let the teacher see."

Nick Fury raised a hand, put five fingers together, put it on his chest, and said in bad Chinese language: "Ami Tofu, good and good..."

"Well, it's good, but I still feel that something is missing, or I will put a few scars on your head for the teacher..."