Lord God Investigator

An athletic teenager wearing a t-shirt and skateboarding, grinned and picked up a baseball bat, flew up, and smashed the head of a leader who was more than two meters high.

An old lady with a thick waist screamed and threw down a fully armed interstellar soldier. She scratched like a shrew. Her vibrating nails painted with red nail polish were extremely sharp. The soldier's armor tore, leaving deep bone wounds on its body.

An old grandfather with a cane raised the cane and shot electromagnetic cannon bullets from the cane's head, shooting wildly at the dense alien soldiers, hitting the alien soldiers down like cutting wheat.

A mother holding her child struggled to throw the baby in her arms into the crowd of alien soldiers. The baby wailed and cried, and released a powerful Kerry wave that shook the alien soldiers within tens of meters. Into pieces.

A beautiful young girl wearing a fluttering pink dress, holding a fairy stick, shouting the unknown "Balabara Little Demon Fairy" spell in her mouth, the fairy stick pointed at the alien monster and shot a powerful heat ray to the monster Ashes gone.

The tall rugby players rushed from left to right in the alien army, throwing aliens like rugby.

The pirated Beckham robot wearing the Los Angeles Galaxy team's jersey carried a vibrato-made football, like the captain of the United States throwing a vibrating shield, volleyed, and the vibrating football bounced back and forth on the alien's head. How many heads finally bounced back under his feet cleverly.

Naked upper body, pirated Tyson robot wearing boxing shorts, dressed as a boxer, except that the gloves are made of Edman alloy and painted with red paint. The pirated Tyson uses the most standard boxing skills to punch An alien, beat the aliens to scream.

The police-dressed robots have also revived the New York police, carrying compound ray guns disguised as police pistols, capable of being able to beat the police Veyron and Robocop, while wielding a vibrating baton to smash the alien’s head. Yelled: "You have no right to remain silent. You all screamed at me. Everything you yelled will be recorded as a joke and spread throughout the universe. Bitch, cry, scream, scream!"

Sports stars appear on the stage, and of course people from the literary and artistic circles are also indispensable. The classic-dressed Michael Jackson robot wanders the aliens backwards and shuttles in the moonlight with a special "vomit" scream, in the "thump, thump, thump, thump". Accompanied by the "beat-it" soundtrack, he beat the aliens wildly. He shook his head and put on his hat. The top hat made of Edman alloy swept past like a flywheel boomerang, cutting off all aliens along the way. Head.

The appearance templates used by the batch of bionic combat robots manufactured by Luo Feng were also selected by Red Queen from soldiers of various ethnic and cultural backgrounds around the world.

Among them can be found Indian Apache warriors wearing eagle feather hats, British lobster soldiers wearing red military uniforms and bear fur top hats, and Japanese samurai with upturned braids. Of course, they must be dressed like the Terracotta Warriors. Daqin Warriors,.

Vikings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ancient Roman Centurion, Medieval Heavy Armored Knights, Cavemen in Animal Skins, Japanese Sailor Girls, Master Chiefs in Halo Games, Storm Commandos in Star Wars...

In short, a vivid section of human war history for aliens! It's good to teach them to see what the warriors look like in all periods of human history.

This is really "men and women, old and young, go into battle, everyone will fight against the hegemony", that is a joy, that is a lively.

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Thanos’s destruction army was completely stunned by robots disguised as "civilians". The earthlings obviously looked weak and harmless on the outside, but they were extremely cruel when they started!

They couldn't understand that the vanguard, who was more than two meters high, was being dragged by a teenage human girl by an ankle and smashed around like a doll. They were almost broken into pieces.

I also can’t understand why a big fat man wearing a white chef’s uniform with a kitchen knife would drive Wushuang among the alien soldiers, slashing with a kitchen knife left and right, just killing the alien as a chicken, all the way from Park Avenue. Cut to Brooklyn, blood flowed into a river, and sliced ​​the alien sashimi.

In the Marvel universe, scenes of aliens slaughtering civilians are commonplace, and civilians slaughtering aliens are unique. Luo Feng stood on the top of the Stark Building and watched the aliens below being driven away by "angry New Yorkers". The scene of chasing and killing like a duck, couldn't help but laugh wildly while clutching his stomach.

An alien sergeant chief sent a distress signal to the mothership while escaping, and cried out with an alien cry: "The people on earth are too strong. They are simply the number one fighting nation in the universe. No wonder Luo Feng, the pajamas The army is invincible in the universe. Their civilians kill my soldiers more easily than Oroni..."

Oroni is the kind of interstellar animal that looks like a mouse on the deserted planet in the opening game of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

If this group of combat robots look ferocious, the alien soldiers may not be so alarmed. It is the huge contrast between combat power and appearance that greatly shocked the alien soldiers.

The civilians of the earth can fight like this, isn't the soldier so strong?

The soldiers of Thanos Army have followed Thanos across the universe for many years, and they have also encountered cosmic races with strong qualities for the whole people. However, no race is so cute and cute as the earthlings. Use daily necessities as a big killer.

The camera drone started shooting, and at the same time the captured images were passed on to the immigration fleet to broadcast live to all the people on earth.

Seeing the ferocious alien invaders being beaten and crawling by a robot dressed as civilians, the audience suffered heavy casualties, and the audience couldn't help but laugh.

People saw the stupid appearance of the space pirates under Thanos, and even the sad atmosphere of being forced to leave their homes was diminished a lot.

Thanos sits on the mothership in space, sits on his floating throne, and turns on the monitoring equipment to view the real-time images transmitted from the battlefield. It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, your face becomes purple with anger at first glance!

His army, which claims to be invincible in the universe and annihilated countless civilized planets, is being violently beaten on the ground by a group of civilians on the earth. People on earth, men and women, young and old, and even babies can slaughter his elite soldiers in pieces.

This really lost the face of the overlord of the Thanos universe, how could he raise such a bunch of trash!

Thanos really couldn't bear to look at him. The more he watched, his anger became more and more. He couldn't help but raise his hand to hold his forehead speechless. Unfortunately, the room leaked in the night rain, and the ebony throat stiffened his scalp and came to Thanos's side and handed him a unit that can link to the Galaxy Quantum Network. The tablet, one of the hottest video sites in the galaxy, is broadcasting the battle on the earth.

It was the scene of Thanos aggressively leading a large army to invade the earth. As a result, the soldiers were beaten up by New Yorkers as soon as they landed in New York.

There are aliens on the barrage and comment.

"The Tyrant has a name, and the rumors say it is so powerful, I think it's the same. His elite fighters can't even beat the old, weak, sick and disabled people on earth, and they are about to be suppressed by the civilians. Could he conquer? He blew out the countless civilizations of the planet himself?"

"Idiot, don't talk nonsense to recruit disasters for your planet. Thanos' army is not weak at all. My hometown was destroyed by orbital airborne by his army. I can only say that the people on earth are too powerful! It's really a fighting nation. what!"

"As expected of the legendary horrible erect ape!"

"That's the mother star of Luo Feng, the pajamas of the three empires of the universe, that can be shocked by one person!"

"Earth people are really not easy to provoke, this time Thanos can be regarded as an iron plate."

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Thanos looked at the comments, and the blue veins on his forehead violently smashed the tablet. He couldn't sit still anymore, got up angrily, and stood in front of the mothership's porthole and let out a furious roar at the earth.