Lord God Investigator

On a tropical island, five middle-aged and elderly men in Chinese clothes rubbed their sleepy eyes and opened them blankly. They slowly got up and looked at the rare sights of the beach, the sea and the coconut trees, and they couldn't help but stare at each other. .

After looking at each other, these people were shocked again.

"What's the matter, didn't I sleep in the castle tower? How come I came here? Is it a dream, strange, why did I dream of you four idiots?"

"Hey, idiot in the country of fire, what are you talking about? I dreamt that you, the old fellow, is unlucky. Because of the Konoha Village in your country, you have trouble with the country of the wind, right?"

"Asshole, rude person, the country of wind covets the fertile soil of our country of fire, and you started the war first!"

"Huh, our Thunder Country is unfortunate. Obviously we have the largest army in the mainland, but we are always dragged down by your land country..."

These old men were not speculative, and they ripped apart without saying a few words, and beat each other with eight fists. It was a pity that the nobles had very poor physical strength, and they sat down on the ground panting after a long time.

Not far from these people, Naruto and Sasuke stood side by side, looking at these ugly adults, slowly shaking their heads.

"Can you imagine that we have been fighting for generations in Shinobu Village just for these idiots?"

"They are idiots, wouldn't the Five Shadows who obey their orders be more stupid?"

Sasuke sighed and said: "What about sacrificing for the village? Are our fathers really sacrificing for the village? I think they have been deceived. They are obviously for these guys' game-like'military affairs'. Was sacrificed meaninglessly."

"Sasuke, don't look down on games, you know, in the eyes of game theory researchers, the whole world is a game. Five Shadows is not stupid, they just have no other choice."

Naruto smiled and said: "The person who jumps out of the board can see the whole picture, but it is too difficult to jump out of the board. In the game, there are always many constraints. We can ignore it, but the five shadows can't."

Sasuke cast a questioning look at Naruto. The latter explained with a smile: "Each Ninja village has only a population of tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands. The shadows feel extremely difficult to manage. There are hundreds of millions of people in the Ninja world. With the civil administration system established by the feudal bureaucrats, society cannot function normally, and the public cannot solve the civil affairs problems. Naturally, they can only rely on the bureaucrats of Ninjuku and lack the ability to replace them."

"It doesn't make sense, we ninjas have overwhelming power, how can we be manipulated by ordinary people?"

Sasuke still looks confused: "Even if the shadows of the villages have no access to civil affairs, you can threaten those grassroots officials who understand civil affairs by force. If they are slack and affect the livelihood of the people, they will be killed directly. If you kill a few waves of people, you will be afraid sooner or later. And take refuge in our ninja."

Naruto’s eyes lit up, and he praised: "Sasuke-kun, you have a good idea. Rational analysis and deduction. If Senjujuma could do this cruelly in the early Naruto period, the Ninja world would have been unified long ago. Turbulence will kill a lot of people, but the few battles in the ninja world that broke out after the split of the ninja world will most likely not happen again. If they cancel each other out, the people's injuries may be less severe."

Hearing Naruto’s compliments, Sasuke’s face was pleasing, but Naruto changed his words: “However, if Senjujuzuma led the Konoha Ninja Army to overthrow the Ninja kingdoms and become king, it’s actually a history of barbaric conquest of civilization. Backward, after a ninja ruled the ninja for a period of time, they would be assimilated by the feudal bureaucrats. Instead of progressing, the ninja would be more stubborn.

Senjujuma, who became the Emperor Konoha, will probably make every effort to build a decadent feudal empire that can be unified for all generations. People's lives will not be any better than the Warring States period, and even more desperate. Science will be banned. Ninjutsu is only passed on among the feudal ninjas, and civilian ninjas will be regarded as criminals to ensure that the feudal ninja regime is difficult to overthrow by the common people. "

Sasuke was puzzled and asked several questions in a row: "We ninjas are savages? Our ninjas will be even more unbearable if we overthrow the daimyo in power? Why is that?"

He pointed to the group of ninja masters who were fighting together in clown-like costumes: "Those idiots are civilized? They are in power better than ninjas?"

"Unfortunately, it sounds harsh, but it is the case."

Naruto opened his hands and said, "Do you think ninjas are not savages? Then I ask you, what else do we ninjas do besides fighting and killing? We are not even as good as nomads, at least nomads know how to herd and herd sheep, ninjas I can't support myself without the aid of Ninjuku!"

Sasuke stood in a daze. Looking back, it seems that this is really the case. Ninjas don’t produce and spend a lot of time honing their killing skills every day. There are very few ninjas with a college degree, and they are generally graduated from the Ninja Technical School for six years. As a junior college student, he started his career after graduation and worked as a ninja all his life to fight and kill. Sometimes there are one or two ninjas who like to read books, and they still read H books.

Among the 80,000 ninjas, there is only one celebrity in the cultural world who wrote an H book, Jiraiya, only one in the scientific world, who conducts evil human experiments, and in the art world, only the blasting madman Dedara and the perverted puppet master who took corpses to make puppets. scorpion……

Filming movies, developing X-ray machines, building buildings, researching financial and issuing banknotes, developing gourmet food and making ramen, researching appliances such as refrigerators and TVs, and setting up factories to produce daily necessities such as cup noodles are all ordinary people!

The literacy level of ordinary people in the ninja world is actually not low at all. How can technicians without college diplomas and industrial workers with junior high school diplomas make a refrigerator?

What is the education of 80,000 ninjas?

The ninjas deal with the basic elements of water, fire, earth, thunder, and wind all day long. No matter how fancy the knots are, they can’t perform ninja-refrigerator manufacturing, ninja-movie shooting, let alone refrigerators, let the shadow-level ninjas use them. Ninjutsu made a light bulb, but he couldn't make it.

If the ninjas do not earn commissions as mercenaries, they can only be robbers to plunder. Many of the survivors and rebels who destroyed the Ninja Village become robbers. From this point of view, what is the ninja class if they are not barbarians?

"You think those big names are idiots, at least they are idiots who are full of poems and books. The cultural education of the feudal aristocracy is not bad at all, but what about us ninjas? Even books are not easy to read, I am afraid that they are not even idiots. Qualification."

Naruto sighed and said: "Our ninja class does not represent the advanced nature of the ninja world, because it is not the big fist! The big fist barbarian in history thought that the use of force conquered civilized people, but they were subtly assimilated by civilized people. Is there less time?"

Sasuke seemed to understand a little bit, why the five great Ninja villages possessed overwhelming force but were still controlled by Ninkoku. Gokage had to listen to the daimyo's orders and led the ninjas to die after the daimyo.

Naruto continued: "There is a saying that says'behind you will be beaten'. If we change to our ninja, that is'being deceived if you fall behind.' Every time the shadows of the village question the decision of the daimyo, they probably have to ask. That sentence: "I read little, don’t lie to me! This battle really must be fought?", but every time I get deceived. The big names can make up a hundred Ninja kingdoms. The contradictions are irreconcilable. For the Li people, For the sake of the village, the reason why the ninjas must die and fight, deceived the shadows of the villages to sacrifice the ninjas in the village."

Sasuke fell into reflection. He once thought that by killing the Five Shadows, overthrowing the Five Great Ninja Kingdoms, and integrating the power of the Ninja world, he would be able to create his ideal world.

However, after hearing Naruto’s words, he felt that the original idea was too naive. Even if he was the emperor of the ninja world, he would still be deceived by his bureaucrats to unite and become a faint king. If he would kill the bureaucrats ruthlessly. , Will become a tyrant again. In the struggle with the bureaucracy, the hurt will always be passed on, and the people will always suffer.

Without culture, just with force, nothing can be done right!

The two were chatting. They were tired from fighting over there. The ninja masters who were sitting on the beach noticed them, and one of them exclaimed, "Hey, guys over there, are you ninjas? Quickly? Come and help me, I order you to **** me to the Daming Mansion of the Country of Backfire!"

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and walked towards the daimyos who were sitting slantingly on the beach without a word.

"Everyone, in order for you to figure out the situation, understand your own situation, and to save my precious time, I am sorry that I have to use a little bit of necessary violence."

Naruto explained slowly with a smile, and walked over while talking. He rounded his arms and slapped him on the face of the fire country daimyo. He shook him in place and fell to the ground. , Half of his face was beaten and swollen.

"Asshole, do you know what you are doing?"

Another daimyo's eyes widened and got up to scold him. Naruto kicked him over and kicked him on his stomach without saying a word, kicking him to the ground with a bow and buttocks, moaning constantly.

"If you are smart enough, you should know how to do it without suffering, right?"

With the two killed chickens, even the dumb monkey would understand what was going on. The other three daimyo quickly closed their mouths and squatted on the ground honestly, blinking blankly at Naruto.

"Very good, then proceed to the next link."

Naruto said unhurriedly: "Next I will answer your three questions: Where is this place, why should I bring you here, and what will you experience."

These words were talking about the worries of the famous names, and the two who were beaten stopped yelling and waited painfully for Naruto to explain.

"This is... Quan, let's call it Five Kingdoms Island."

Naruto paused and said, "This island is located in the center of the ocean at a distance of 21,600 kilometers from our Ninja continent. It covers an area of ​​nearly 5,000 square kilometers. The island has a suitable natural environment, rich products, beautiful scenery, and large beasts. It has also been cleared by us."

"Twenty thousand kilometers..."

Tono Kuni Daimyo seemed to have a little concept of distance, and couldn't help exclaiming, Sasuke Flew over and kicked him in the face, kicking him on his back.

Another unlucky person was beaten again, and the big names were completely obedient, squatting on the ground and pretending to be quail, never daring to talk nonsense again.

"The reason for bringing you here is very simple. I hope you will spend your holiday here, get free from the day-to-day work of governing the country, and enjoy the sun and the beach. In order to protect your lives, I have specially built holiday villas all over the island. This island is very interesting. The island has desert landforms, high mountain landforms, hilly landforms and jungle landforms. There is also a small archipelago nearby. The environment is very similar to your original country, so don’t worry about getting used to it."

Naruto’s tone really resembles a tour guide recommending travel products.

"As for you, live here comfortably and enjoy a leisurely and beautiful life. Your family is waiting for you in the holiday villa. The basement of the villa stores enough food for you to eat for 30 years. Please rest assured. "

After all, Naruto ignored the dumbfounded daimyos, and boarded the plane with Sasuke, which was parked on the sea, equipped with a water ski, started the jet engine and taxied to take off, and disappeared into the sky amidst the roar.

This island is the place of exile that Naruto found through satellites. The island is located on the windless zone of the planet's equator. With the existing sailing technology of Ninja, it is difficult to reach it even if it is sailing for a lifetime.

In the ninja world, apart from Naruto mastering high-speed aircraft technology, even if other ninjas can fly, Chakra can't support flying so far, not to mention that if there is no satellite technology, they are looking for an island 20,000 kilometers away in the vast ocean. , The induction ninja is also difficult to do.