Lord God Investigator

"The woman stands in the hall and prays upwards. She was born beautiful as expected, but I saw her-crest brows and green face, pink face springing up. Enchanting and beautiful, slim and moving. Huatian shows how delicate and embroidered It is very dusty. The half-smiling cherry blossoms, and the orchid musk sprays when walking slowly. The head is full of beaded and trembling hairpins; the whole body is fragrant, and there are flowers and golden strands. What about the beauty of Chu baby, Xi Zijiao Rong? The real one is the Nine Heavens Fairy descending from the sky, and Chang'e out of Guanghan in the moon!"

Luo Feng is full of words. From the morning he talked about the darkness of the sky, and he was talking about "Three Tibetans do not forget the original, the four sages try Zen mind" once, he said that the four bodhisattvas of Lishan, Guanyin, Samantabhadra and Manjusri changed into beautiful appearances. Mother and daughter, we must call the four monks and apprentices of Tang monk as their son-in-laws, to test whether they can keep the Zen mind of learning from the west.

Speaking of truth, love, and compassion, the few Bodhisattvas turned into celestial beauties. Mum Sang’s appointment was placed in a row for a group of four to choose from. Luo Feng wickedly broke the chapter here, and slapped his hands. : "If you want to know what is going on, let's listen to the decomposition next time! It's getting late and the road is hard to navigate at night, let's go away!"

The people were utterly drunk, and many foolish people with wrong minds began to imagine how beautiful the beauty of the Bodhisattva's transformation was, but they did not expect to stop here abruptly, and the crowd suddenly shouted:

"The Zen Master will talk about it again!"

"If I don't finish speaking, I can't sleep when I go home at night!"

"What's not good about breaking, but breaking here, isn't this teasing people? The Zen master is too unkind!"

There were also female believers present, and the sturdy aunt yelled immediately: "You stinky men, you have no Buddha-nature at all, and you ran to listen to the scriptures with salivation. The Zen master teaches everyone, let everyone feel the harm of evil desires. !"

"That's right, wine is intestinal poison, and **** is a scraper. Zen master disturbs your mortal mind, so that you can know that Zen mind is rare! One by one, the ugly state is dead with Zhu Bajie!"

Luo Feng's storytelling doesn't charge, and his waist is hard. If he doesn't talk, he won't talk. He is not afraid of the audience making noise. With a profound smile, he leads the three fairy apprentices slowly down the "Roshan", Shi Shiran Walk towards Yuzhou City.

Spiritual power exploded, and the people surrounding him parted with their steps as if they were inductive, giving way to a passage.

There were also a hundred martial arts people who were staggering in the field. Seeing Luo Feng wanted to go, he again boldly blocked the way.

Luo Feng just glanced between their crotches, and the group of people immediately put on their best defensive tricks, starting hands, pinching their legs to a group of driven ducks, twisting their butts and spreading out.

The deterrence of the Dandan Terminator is really extraordinary!

Shen Seng Luo wanted to clean up his prestige, but he also had to worry about not beating too hard and committing murder. It was too **** to be seen by the people, which would damage his reputation as a monk, but he was afraid that he would not be deterrent and scared. Don't live the younger generation.

After all the calculations, the injury of kicking an egg meets all the requirements, just to warn others: if you dare to provoke me, you must have the consciousness of breaking the egg!

Breaking an egg will not kill people, nor will it delay reproduction, but the mental shock to men is undoubtedly extremely huge. It will make men feel inexplicably unconfident. They always feel that they are missing an important part of the body, and the whole person is not. It's complete.

Even if a broken egg does not affect the secretion of hormones, it will give a man the psychological illusion that his masculinity is greatly reduced. It is not so much a physical injury as a mental injury.

Since ancient times, there have been martial sages who can scrape the bones and cure poison, and the iron man who swallows blindly, but there are very few machos who are naked and kicking casually.

Sure enough, Luo Feng's awe-inspiring spirit exuded invisibly, scared the martial arts practitioners no longer stretched out and dared not be any heroes. He cowered and obediently gave way.

Someone may ask, there are women among martial arts people. If there are no girls who come to Luo Feng, what should they do?

There is a "false pregnancy phenomenon" in pathology, which refers to the psychological factors of women looking forward to pregnancy. Over time, a strong "hope" excitement will be formed in the cerebral cortex, which affects the normal function of the central nervous system and causes the hypothalamic pituitary gland. Dysfunction, increased progesterone in the body, inhibits the normal ovulation of the ovary.

In a small number of patients, due to the effect of progesterone on fat metabolism, more and more fat will accumulate in the abdomen. The accumulation of fat and gas in the intestinal cavity can cause the abdomen to expand and increase.

With the powerful mental power of the lecherous Zen master, he can now affect people's emotions like the mantis girl of the Guardian of the Galaxy. As long as he glares at it, the idle woman will be invaded by the spiritual consciousness to control the emotional nerve center of the brain, and produce a strong "Panyun" "mood.

Psychological effects will trigger physiological reactions, and strong emotional effects will speed up the process. Women who have not cultivated into the fairy realm will have "false pregnancy" when they are stared at him. The physiological reaction of pregnancy is visible to the naked eye, and the belly can Seeing the gas slowly grow bigger!

This is the old saying "stare who is pregnant". The toughest woman suddenly experiences the taste of pregnancy in October. If she does not urinate on the spot, it is considered that she drank less water before!

This trick is not effective for men due to different physiological structures, but it is a super killer for women. No girl finds that she is pregnant without emotional breakdown, how dare to provoke the gods?

Of course, there may also be a violent woman who catches the lecherous Zen master who insists that his belly is enlarged by him, and he must be responsible. As long as Luo Feng is exposed to the influence of mental power on his emotions, the false pregnancy will disappear immediately, and the woman will release it on the spot. A super big fart, the bulging belly shrinks, and the suspicion is eliminated.

After this rectification, any woman who wanted to point her face would hide her face and flee. From now on, it is hard to say whether she has a face or not. It is likely to be psychologically affected. The next time she sees Luo Feng detouring, she will be considered as nervous.

Fortunately, there were not many female heroes in the League of Heroes, and the proportion of subordinate groups like the Black Hand Guild was even smaller. There were still no female martial arts scum to stand in the way. Luo Feng's hidden magical skill temporarily did not show the opportunity.

He frightened off the martial arts who were besieging him, and no one dared to block the path of the lustful Zen master. Just under the crowd watching, Luo Feng led the disciples away lightly, waving his hand without taking away a cloud.

With tens of thousands of people eagerly watching, the monk separated the crowd like slashing the waves and pacing leisurely as if entering the land of no one. From the eyes of the Jiu Jianxian floating in the sky, it is really "people and all beings envy the Buddha, and all the martial arts are all arrogant. Shrinking eggs", that is called a prestige, that is called a domineering!

Presumably after today, there will be a martial arts legend in Yuzhou City, saying that in order to promote Buddhism and enlighten demons, the monk will overwhelm the heroes of the hero alliance, and a prehistoric giant crocodile will soon be ushered in the small pond of the fairy sword rivers and lakes.