Lord God Investigator
Vol 5 Chapter 186: Ping Yin Yang, and shemale
Not only Jiu Jianxian didn’t understand, but Jing Xiaolou couldn’t agree with it, and said in amazement: “Master Luo, the tricky beauty tricks of the Heavenly Ghost Emperor, don’t you still see it? Why don’t you persuade Brother Situ? support him?"
Luo Feng waved his hand to him: "It's nothing more than a sugar-coated cannonball. Can the sugar-coated lick the cannonball and spit it back? It's not a big problem. It's rare that your Situ brother has gotten around and finally stopped playing bachelor. Obviously it is a happy event in heaven."
Luo Feng turned to Jiujianxian and said with a grin: "Our monk pays attention to'rejoicing sentient beings', and we are willing to participate when we see people doing good deeds. The poor monks will admire them as they please. Don't be too worried.
"No, right!"
Jiu Jianxian was also bitten by a snake for ten years. He was afraid of well ropes for ten years. The more he looked at Luo Feng, the more suspicious he became. He was extremely vigilant and said: "It's definitely not that simple, Master Luo, you can just tell me the truth. In the dark, otherwise my marriage will be uncomfortable."
"The poor monk and the Taoist leader have known each other for almost ten years, and they are old friends who know everything, right?"
Luo Feng looked aggrieved, and said: "I don't even have this basic trust. If I pay for your wedding preparations, can I still harm you?"
"That's hard to say!"
Jiu Jianxian didn't buy it, and said flatly: "If you don't make it clear, the old-fashioned marriage would rather not end, but I can't let you follow your heart!"
"Oh...well..." Luo Feng said helplessly: "Since you need a reasonable reason, the poor monk will make up for you...cough cough, say one."
Jiu Jianxian said angrily: "You all said that you leaked? You really wanted to lie to me, right? Then I won't get married!"
Luo Feng shrugged and said: "True and false, false and true, in case I don’t want you to marry, and use your doubts about me to deliberately pretend to be like this, just want you to give up voluntarily, then you Isn't not getting married just to follow my wishes?"
Jiu Jianxian was asked to stop, think about it, it is really possible that this smelly monk has no accurate words from the beginning to the end, sometimes think he is deceiving, but it is true, think he is talking The truth is false.
"So, don't care if the reasons I mentioned are made up." Luo Feng said with a grin: "Whether you believe it or not, you must follow your inner choice and don't be influenced by my words.
The old **** Luo Feng continued on the ground: "Why do you want to help you get married? There are many reasons for this. Let me talk about it. If you feel reasonable, you believe it, and if you feel unreasonable, you will be a poor monk and fart."
Speaking of this, Luo Feng pointed to the heart of Jiujianxian and said, "However, whether you believe me or not, you have to ask your own heart, whether you want to get married or not. My reason is not credible. Believe, it has nothing to do with whether you want to get married. If you want to get married, even if you were deceived by me, would you still regret it?"
Jiu Jian Xian Pin slapped Luo Feng's words, really felt that there was some truth, turned his head and looked at the girl holding the little snake in his arm, a slight throb in his heart, and she hoped for her. The expectation of being happy and caring.
"Oh... forget it."
Jiu Jianxian sighed and said: "Monk, the poor Dao is no longer fighting with you. I am not your opponent! You'd better make up a good reason, even if you are lying to me, you can make up a lie. Don't be too clumsy."
"It's not easy, let's listen to the poor monk."
Luo Feng pointed his fingers and said: "Poor monks are not'monster discriminators'. They have promoted the'good demons' saving enlightenment plan a long time ago and established the'Caring and Protecting Little Demons and Little Demons Committee.' Little demon, it’s too late for the poor monk to take care of them, so how can they be persecuted? Seeing others caring for the cute little demon and little demon like the poor monks, the poor monks are overjoyed. It is reasonable to admire them with joy?
Jiu Jianxian recalled what Luo Feng had done in the past, and nodded: "Reasonable and reasonable, you are credible."
Luo Feng continued: "The poor monk accepted three monsters as direct disciples, and treated them as his own sons and daughters, and treated them as if they were sons and daughters, and treated them as if they were the wife of the Taoist master. You and I are also considered like-minded people, although the way of loving little monsters is different, the way of Taoist masters is deeper and closer, better than poor monks..."
"Ahem...no need to continue talking about this one..."
Jiu Jianxian blushed and said, "Old Dao knows that you are not malicious to kind monsters. This is indeed a reasonable reason for you to support Pin Dao to marry a wife. Is there any other reason?"
"Of course there are!"
Luo Feng suddenly said in a serious manner: "This second reason is the key to the help of the poor monks: your marriage with the demon girls is related to the peace of the entire world and the direction of the future history of the six realms. It is a great innovation. This is a major historical turning point that will be written into the history books. The historical importance is no less than that of Zhaojun going out."
Jiu Jianxian frowned and said, "Monk, are you a bit too nonsense? I just thought you were reliable, so why did you start talking nonsense in a blink of an eye?"
"Say it or not, believe it or not." Luo Feng smiled and said, "If you are willing to listen, the poor monk will tell you clearly. If you don't want to listen, then stop here. The first reason is not sufficient enough. ?"
Jiu Jianxian said: "You arouse the curiosity of the poor Dao, how can you stop halfway? After all, let the old Dao listen to your nonsense!"
"You have also seen the Shushan stele." Luo Feng said with a serious face: "There is a sentence in it:'The five spirits are like the skin on the inside and the inside, which isolates the two worlds of the monsters and prevents them from committing each other. The Shushan faction is the same as the Hushu. , Pingyin and Yang, and shemales, have access to everything, then the world can be determined.'"
This passage is exactly the teaching left by the ancestor of the Shushan school. Luo Feng interpreted it once before, slandering Shushan as a celestial dog, and has been messing up the world. Jiu Jianxian was also there at that time.
Luo Feng said: "The poor monk has been thinking about this passage. After in-depth analysis, he believes that the great tribulations of heaven and earth happen frequently. The crux of the problem is that the ancestors of the Shushan School misunderstood the rules of heaven and earth. The observation is correct, but for you future generations. The wrong guidance was left, and this led to this kind of endless chaos between the monsters."
Jiu Jianxian really couldn't listen to it, and said annoyed: "Smelly monk, you have something to say, don't always slander us and pour dirty water on our Shushan faction!"
"Dao Master, you can smack yourself, this paragraph itself is contradictory."
Luo Feng explained patiently: "The first paragraph said that'isolate the two worlds of the two worlds, so that the two worlds can not commit each other', and the second paragraph said that the Shushan faction wants to'level the yin and yang, and the shemales," but the final strategy was set at regular intervals. Is it not absurd to release demons and humans to fight, and then kill them? This completely deviates from the goal of'and the demons'. Isn't it ridiculous? It's like Dayu's control of the water, but he used the method of blindly congestion. Can there be no problems over time? Of course? The bank breaks every few decades!"
Jiu Jianxian said angrily: "You monk, don't you think that your wisdom is better than that of the ancestor Shushan who took off to become a god? Then how do you say "Ping Yinyang and the shemale"?"
Luo Feng stretched out his hand and pointed his five fingers together at Jiu Jianxian and the little snake girl in his arms, and said of course: "In the eyes of the poor monk, what you are doing now is a great historical attempt to'ping the yin and yang, and the monsters'! They all hugged each other and did what they described, how harmonious, they are all a family, and everything is happy for family!"
Jiu Jianxian seemed to have some understanding, and said: "Do you mean that the intermarriage between humans and demons is called'Ping Yin and Yang, and the demons, understand everything'?"
"Not only must intermarriage, but also have more children! Mixed race, tolerance, and ethnic integration are the keys to the unity and prosperity of a multi-ethnic country."
Luo Feng talked eloquently: "The hybrids of humans and demons have both the kindness and wisdom of human beings and the strong physique of demons. Just imagine if hundreds of millions of people actively intermarry with demons and hybridize, the birth of a new fusion nation will be strong! You don't have one. Are you a mixed-race ladyboy friend? Think about how there are hundreds of mixed-races like your friends in the world, how can there be trouble in the world?"
Jiu Jianxian of course knows that Luo Feng is talking about Nangong Huang. The child of the human-monster hybrid is very talented. He is stronger than an ordinary human body at birth, and has a deeper spiritual root and blessing. What is commendable is that he has inherited his mother's Kind heart, very humane.
A stunning Nangonghuang can heal the great calamity of the Shu Mountain, so that the Ming King of Zhen Prison bows his head and admits to his counsel. If the whole world is full of such mixed-races, it would be nothing if the catastrophe is true, just stand up. , Can solve the problem.
Thinking about it this way, Jiu Jianxian really felt that Luo Feng's new interpretation had so much truth.
It suddenly became clear that he was very active in helping him get married and wanted to complete a **** breeding experiment to see how well he and the children of the seven female fairies were.
If the seven female elves helped Jiu Jianxian give birth to a large nest of mixed-race children who are as good as Nangong Huang, then the promotion of intermarriage between humans, monsters and demons, and the promotion of the integration of the five major ethnic groups except the gods of the heavens will become Master Luo's future change of the six realms. An important entry point for the old pattern.
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