Lord God Investigator

Luo Feng thought that his acting skills were already above the standard, but Grandma Jiang was unmoved. The old man was trembling with anger, as if he was about to lose his breath.

"My dear, even if you saved the old woman's life, don't tease me like this, don't go on!"

Granny Jiang tried her best to suppress her anger. Seeing that if it wasn't for Luo Feng, she would have smashed Luo Feng's bald head with the spells and Miao Jiang Gu art on the fairy island long ago!

"Why?" Luo Feng looked puzzled, and said in amazement: "You said that I saved Ling'er back then, and she had a good impression of me, so she matched us, but I also saved you back then. Are you right? I'm not tempted at all? If Ling'er fell in love with someone who saved him at first sight, why wouldn't you?"

"The old woman was in her sixties. At that time, you looked like a young man in her early twenties. How could I have other ideas!"

The old lady couldn't laugh or cry: "It didn't exist in the past, and it's even more impossible now! Blessed, you are not a madman who is chanting Buddhism, wake up!"

"It doesn't make sense!" Luo Feng still couldn't understand, and asked: "Ling'er was only a five-year-old kid back then. How could she like adult men? Even if I looked 20 years old, but at least you I'm both adult men and women, and the chance of sparking sparks is always higher than that of a five-year-old child?"

"Is the old woman an old man, okay?" Grandma Jiang said angrily: "Don't open your eyes and say such weird nonsense! We are not a good match at all, and it is impossible to love each other!"

Luo Feng frowned and said: "It's weird. We obviously live in a magical world. There are immortals, demons and gods in this world. Your best friend Water Moon Palace Master is an immortal, and what you cultivate on the island is what she taught. The immortal technique, that Palace Master Shuiyue is at least a thousand years old, and is more than ten times older than you. That's a real elderly person."

At this point, Luo Feng squinted his eyes and asked sharply: "Then, if I said that I fell in love with Palace Master Shuiyue and fell in love with her at first sight, would you still find it strange? Would it still be impossible?"

The master of Shuiyue Palace is successful in cultivating immortals, has skill in beauty, appearance is graceful and dignified, beautiful and dusty, but in fact, her age is at least ten times that of Grandma Jiang. Her fairy life has been exhausted and she will die, which shows how old she is.

Grandma Jiang was taken aback for a moment, and then after thinking about it, it seems that this is really the case. Now Master Luo has a strong mana, and his realm is no less than that of the Shuiyue Palace Lord. He is also born handsome and mighty, exuding the temperament of the Holy Buddha, and cos the Goddess of Mercy. It's really a good match.

Luo Feng continued: "The little stone I received from my disciple is made from jade. I am nine hundred and ninety-nine years old this year. He is not asking me to be a master and respectfully give me footwashing water. In the world, how old is your status? Why can't you be my wife?"

"This……"

Grandma Jiang couldn't answer for a while, she opened her mouth and didn't say anything, just stood there blankly.

"Tsk tusk... Sister Jiang, you said I was crazy about studying Buddhism, and what you said was nonsense, but why can't you refute it?"

Seeing her being questioned, Luo Feng hurriedly hit the railroad while it was hot: "The poor monk has the wisdom to see through the illusion after learning Buddhism. You are obviously ten times younger than the Shuiyue Palace Master. Just because your skin looks ugly and old, you confine your heart and never dare Hope for happiness and entrust your own happiness to the next generation. It is not only this old skin that traps you, but also your unfree heart!

People in the world are all face-controllers, even a super old lady with high face value can bleed, and even a little loli with low face value, but they look disgusting, human nature is simply too real! We monks look at hue, pink is like a skull, why would we judge the hue of the skin? "

"Where can Grandma Jiang say Luo Feng? She just stubbornly shook her head and said: "Shuiyue Empress is a fairy, your apprentice is a fairy, I...I'm just a mortal, different, we are different..."

"What's the difference?"

Luo Feng said in a Zen-like manner: "Six ways of rotation are endless. If the Lord of the Water Moon really dies, and her soul arrives at the Hall of Hades in the Ghost Realm, it is nothing more than a higher merit and no more noble and beautiful than other souls. Beautiful skin. It’s the same, interesting souls are one in a thousand. The poor monk values ​​your soul, not just a stinky skin!"

Luo Feng was able to argue without hindrance. Grandma Jiang and him were really reasonable, so she could only helplessly say: "Well, well... if you are a monk who is capable of telling lies, the old woman can't tell you, then I ask you, what do you think How am I better?"

"That's too much!" Luo Feng opened his mouth: "You have followed Lin Qing'er since childhood, and you are loyal to staying true to her when she is in distress; entrusted by Ling'er's mother, you can flee alone with the potential of a young girl. It is righteousness; it is benevolence to take care of Ling'er to grow up; to protect Ling'er and to kill the assassin is to fight to the death and to fight for courage; to find her husband to officially marry her life as a gift instead of just entrusting her to others; Receiving the favor of others bears in mind that the benefactor’s knowledge of the benefactor is to report for faith..."

After holding his hands for a long time, Luo Feng concluded: "By this calculation, you are the world's first loyal and unparalleled, benevolent and brave, and respectful and trustworthy woman! Who does not love such a strange woman? As the saying goes,'marry a wife should marry a virtuous', the poor monk will let you, a virtuous woman, not marry, why marry a little girl who doesn't understand anything?"

The old lady was silly, and muttered: "Really, I am a dead ugly old lady so good?"

"Look!" Luo Feng interrupted quickly: "You are still very humble! Humility is also a virtue. There are many girls who are arrogant and rude with their beautiful faces. Compared with you, they are in heaven and underground!"

The old lady smiled bitterly and shook her head and said: "Take ten thousand steps back. Even if you really like the old woman, your old body can't agree to it. You can't accept it. Just go around my old woman."

Luo Feng frowned and said, "This is strange. I don't care. Why can't you accept it? You won't suffer! Why don't you accept me? Is it psychologically unacceptable? Or physically? Generally speaking, girls mouth If you say no, your body will be very honest, but your body is indeed a bit poor, and you may be really unable to bear it..."

"Can't accept it!"

Granny Jiang heard him talk more and more, and said angrily, "Enough! Let's stop this topic. Give the old man a face in front of Linger. I am a dying person, and there are so many thoughts there. In this life The only thought left is that seeing Ling'er marrying a good husband, I will die."

"Oh--"

Luo Feng suddenly nodded and said: "Poor monk understands, so it is, in the final analysis, the body still can't accept it!"

Grandma Jiang was completely speechless, stroking his chest and gasping for breath: "Are you trying to live to death, wait for me to abduct Ling'er? Please, Grandpa Luo will spare the old woman, let go Let our grandparents live together!"

Luo Feng didn’t care about her begging for mercy. He touched his chin and thought: “Generally speaking, women’s psychology has a great relationship with endocrine. According to your physical condition, when aging has reached the stage of endocrine disorders, the cell activity is very poor. I don’t have the ability anymore, and of course I am indifferent to the pursuit of men."

Grandma Jiang was already unable to argue with him. She sat tremblingly on the bedside. The old man was overly angry and was about to fall ill. Ling'er was so frightened that she turned pale with fright. She hurried over to help her grandma, her eyes glaring with tears. Turning to Luo Feng, he sighed: "Brother Luo, what are you talking nonsense? Look at your grandma! If something happens to your grandma, I will hate you for the rest of your life! Go away and never come back!"

The situation is very dangerous. If Luo Feng turns his head and leaves, then Linger will be offended. If he meets again in the future, he will be an enemy. Don't even think about the plan to abduct her to Liberty City.