Lord God Investigator

Luo Feng was squatting on the ground when he was caught on the spot by the Nine Heavens Profound Girl, pouting his hips and staring his eyes to observe the dust distribution on the ground. His nose was still towering. This posture was very unsightly. It's kind of like a dog sniffing around.

Jiu Tian Xuan Nu was actually very puzzled. She really didn’t understand what the monk who sneaked in in the middle of the night wanted to do. Say he is a flower picker, but no flower picker entered the girl’s boudoir and sniffed the whole room like a dog. Embroidered bed.

Ever since Luo Feng sneaked into the room, Jiu Tian Xuan Nu was secretly turning on the Sky Eye Technique to observe him. She saw the thief entering the room and wandering around, turning the trash can again, and going to the back kitchen to check the food. Squatting on the ground and counting the dust inch by inch, this tossed for more than half an hour.

Seeing the thief sniffing at her embroidered bed, the target seemed to be the embroidered shoes she had placed under the bed. The Nine Heavens Profound Girl couldn't help it, she could only step behind him and stop him aloud.

Luo Feng is indeed a dog in the cos, and it is also a **** cos. He used his qi and blood to strengthen his sense of smell, and he was earnestly searching for the dander cells that had fallen from the Nine Heavens Profound Girl, because there was really no other clue in the room, he could only count To find tiny substances carrying DNA, such as dander cells, use gene analysis technology to analyze and obtain information.

But what is very strange is that there are no hair loss, dander and other tiny substances in the room, and no metabolite molecules (that is, sweat) are left. Luo Feng can only take the risk and plan to collect DNA samples from the girl’s personal belongings. , As a result, at this critical moment, he was arrested.

Luo Feng slowly got up and turned around, facing the sullen Nine Heavens Profound Girl, he scratched his bald head and smiled awkwardly, concealing the tension and shock in his heart with a smile.

Even if the beauty in front of him uses his eyes that have blessed his true vision, he can’t see any abnormalities. On the surface, he looks no different from a mortal, except that his appearance is too high, but Luo Feng already has a preliminary judgment in his heart, and he can probably guess Her origin.

The subordinates are really too bad to lead, where is the saint girl, all signs show that she is obviously a god!

The reason for the judgment is simple. The beings in the Six Realms have no leakages, neither breathing nor producing metabolic wastes, and there is no trace of them.

Luo Feng sniffed the room, but he didn't even find a single epidermal cell that had fallen off. This is absolutely impossible for normal organisms. It can almost be said that there is hard evidence!

Luo Feng can also understand the poor subordinates. The indigenous knowledge and realm of these plots are too low. It is too easy for the gods to deceive them with naked eyes, even the eyes strengthened by Luo Feng through the Free City Lord God Research Institute. I couldn't break her disguise, and only relying on circumstantial evidence to infer that she was a god.

To understand, to understand, was caused by this group of pig teammates to jump into such a big pit, and was blocked by a goddess in the house. His previous series of actions were also suspected of insulting the gods. The situation is simply extremely sinister, and there is more fortune!

Luo Feng was also very fortunate. Fortunately, the goddess sister stopped him in time. Otherwise, he would pick up the shoes of the goddess sister and study, and the misunderstanding would be serious. He couldn't tell at all. He was a perverted charge after sitting down. Not being beaten to death by an angry goddess on the spot!

Although standing in front of you is a beautiful lady with a beautiful royal sister type, it is actually more dangerous than a furious ancient female dragon. Luo Feng is very aware of his situation. If one responds improperly or says something wrong, he will experience a brutal and inhumane situation. God-level assault, even if he is about to become a vajra body, he will not be able to endure it if he is afraid, and he will have his third leg broken if he does not die!

"What do you want to say!" Jiutian Profound Girl said in a bad tone: "Who are you on earth, why do you sneak into my room in the middle of the night and what do you want to do to me?"

Luo Feng took a deep breath and said that it was time to test his resilience, and said frankly: "Girl, don't get me wrong, the poor monk is an innocent spy. Coming here late at night is just a very normal routine to spy on the girl, don't believe me. You can ask the customs staff. It’s all because of the poor monks’ poor craftsmanship that disturbed the girl’s dreams. I’m really sorry.”

As soon as he opened his mouth, Luo Feng came to tell the truth, without concealing it, and telling no lies.

The Nine Heavens Profound Girl was taken aback when she heard the words, frowning: "Non-malicious spy? Normal routine voyeurism? Is it because I rarely see how strange it is, or is your face too thick? It's the first time I have seen a pervert who was spotted on the spot so confident! "

Luo Feng shrugged and said in amazement: "Girl, don't talk nonsense about the pervert. The poor monk is a serious spy with a certificate. If you have nothing to do, go back to sleep and don't disturb the poor monk's work."

Nine Heavens Profound Girl endured her anger and said, "Okay! Even if you are a spy, sneak into the women's room in the middle of the night to sniff, and you can't say it right. On the contrary, you are justified, and you blame me for disturbing your work? "

Luo Feng said: "The poor monk is also out of good intentions. My voyeuristic work is not only good for you, but also responsible for the lives of people in the human world. Don't be so self-centered. You must have a big picture and also Be considerate of others and respect others' work! How can a dog bite Lu Dongbin without knowing good people?"

"You monk is simply unreasonable! You can tell me clearly that you came to spy on me in the middle of the night, why is it good for me? Why did I bite Lu Dongbin!"

The Nine Heavens Profound Girl's anger suddenly rose. The gods think the most rational, and she likes reasoning to occupy the moral commanding heights. Just like the time Xuan Xiao was arrested by the Nine Heavens Profound Girl descended to the world, she would have to force her to make it unkind and irreversible. The reason is clear to Xuan Xiao.

She was obviously responsible, but Luo Feng ridiculed her and became a dog. Of course she was not angry and wanted to argue with Luo Feng.

"Think about it, a high-ranking demons who claimed to be a saint entered the human world. If we, the security staff responsible for guarding the Three Realms, let it go casually, is this a responsible attitude towards hundreds of millions of people?"

Luo Feng said solemnly: "A dozen years ago, a saint girl infiltrated Shu Mountain because of insufficient inspection. She almost broke the seal of the lock demon tower, let go of the demon in the tower, and indirectly killed a dozen Shushan disciples. Without careful investigation of you, how can you know the true purpose of your coming to the human world? Can it be based on your own words?"

The Nine Heavens Profound Girl was taken aback again, her tone was a little weaker, but she still retorted: "Then you can't conduct the investigation honestly, do you have to be so sneaky?"

"Girl, if you're lying with all your heart, how can we investigate with integrity? Do we hang you up and beat you upright and beat you until you are confused, torturing you than death, and forcing you to ask the secret of your seven-year-old bedwetting? Finished?"

Luo Feng said with a bitter face: "The trust between the two races of humans and demons has not been established at all, and the chain of suspicion can never be cut. That's why I am a kind heart. I don't want you to suffer such inhuman torture. Do a background check quietly without you knowing it. If you find out that you are not suspicious, you will never be harassed again. Let you play freely in the world. If you find out that you are suspicious, you really want to do evil. We will arrest again so that we will neither wrong the good people nor let the bad people go, and quietly put the safety work in place."

Speaking of this, Luo Feng sighed and said in a rather wronged tone: "The poor monk is a moral high monk, put down his figure, and would rather sneak into a girl’s boudoir, risking being regarded as a metamorphosis, but just thinking Be a behind-the-scenes hero on the secret front. Guard the peace of the human world where you can't notice, and try your best to make every kind sentient being treated fairly, without any grievances, why can't you be considerate?"

The Nine Heavens Profound Girl opened her mouth, wanting to refute but she didn't know what to say, this bald thief really gave it out, and she just said something that seemed to be false light!